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  1. Indie

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    Pigeons should commit suicide en masse
     
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    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    I'm shocked he didn't go to B&M bargains.
     
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    This is literally a few roads away from where I live. I did pop down to have a look last night, but the car had been removed... The logistics are phenomenal. He crashed out of a small ground floor car park!

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    Trying to work out what car that is, a Porsche?
     
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    Yeah it's a Porsche, driven by a 73 year old!
     
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    Fast cars are wasted on old men.
     
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    That said I'm spunking all Ron Jrs inheritance on cars and hookers. Fuck him.
     
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    The car was worth 100k!
     
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    Ha. Saw that on the BBC and chuckled inwardly.
     
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    Fucking hilarious. I love it when cunts crash their cunty cars.
     
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    It's literally the best thing to happen here since two people were murdered by a 13 year old boy!
     
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    I have been into my local Mozzers and bought pies at 8am with no problem loads of times even when the pie-counter woman's still bagging them all up. It's either a local rule or our pie-woman is too scared to refuse, I know people who'd attack somebody physically for pie refusal.
     
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    I actually don’t know the last time I had a pie. I am partial to a lot of other unhealthy shit, but I just never take the notion for a pie.
     
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    :D I so need to relocate to the North. @ButterTart, clear away the crisp bags, rusk boxes and that burger you fell asleep in, I’m MOVING IN

    But what on EARTH is this idiocy about being able to sell fruit pies but NOT meat?
     
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    Burly builder’s are more partial to a greasy pie full of unmentionables of an early morning rather than an Apple crumble I would assume. I can imagine floppet has witnessed many an altercation at the local supermarket over the last Curry pie.
     
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    What's happened to Anthony's right earlobe?
     
  33. Shirley

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    INBREEDING?
     
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    I'm quite intrigued to find out more about our Anthony. He could be the biggest Moopy idol since...

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  35. Shirley

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    I'm NOT
     
  36. Sheena

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    He reminds me of that OLD POOF who was on the X Factor for a while

    No, not Louis Walsh...
     
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    This one?

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    There's HORDES of them in the NORTHWEST
     
  38. Sheena

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    No, the older one with the glasses. Everyone thought he was a joke. (He was)

    But :D at that CD
     
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    at least two cars
     

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