Discussion in 'Current Affairs & Debate' started by Indie, Aug 9, 2011.
Old woman learns how to swim
Train is nine minutes late
Nothing sinister found in woods
Dog poo causes man to lose leg
Man caught listening to music in a car park.
People get promoted at work. https://www.yorkpress.co.uk/news/16963798.promotions-at-york-law-firm-langleys-solicitors/
Ross Gellar steals beer in Blackpool!
Some of the comments on Facebook are GOLD.
US politics meets Jaywick!
Fat man gets little wang out
Brighton's top 10 favourite snails as voted by YOU
She couldn't have left that quickly if she was the one who noted he has "a small penis with testicles that hang noticeably low."
Hammersmith clinic used as brothel
I always thought this place looked a bit weird, but this is the good bit: "On 19 September 2018 the Police received a phone call from a male member of the public who stated that his friend had attended the premises and had unprotected sex with one of the masseurs. The male had then contracted an STD following this encounter."
Sure, mate, "your friend".
Thats a very 1998 website
Woman finds crisp in crisp packet
Having spent half my life in Gloucestershire i can confirm that is the most interesting news in about 20 years
“Paul McCartney’s face spotted in pothole”
Oh come on, he's not even DEAD yet
I can kind of see it though
Grandad's alcoholic pot noodle HORROR!
Man in dress has sex with dog
(It is not known what breed of dog was involved)
Oh the dear old FALMOUTH PACKET. That TAKES ME BACK.
Anyway if you're going to put on a dress and have sex with a dog then PENDENNIS CASTLE is a particularly lovely spot for it
Gosh it's a HOTBED of PERVERSION down there
SEX SLURRY PERVERT IS AT IT AGAIN
I hope it was a schnauzer. They look pissed off at the best of times.
Do you know, my first thought was 'ooh, what a lovely view he'd have', rather than one of revulsion.
Perhaps I need (more) help.
Nothing a few rolls of woodchip and some tins of magnolia couldn't sort out.
CHEESE-LESS CHEESEBURGER CALAMITY
'uniquely styled throughout'
I'll say it fucking is.
I think she NEEDS to be gutted
I usually have the opposite problem, I ask for a BigMac with no cheese and have to check it before I leave because about 75% of the time they put cheese on it anyway.
I like how that story goes from human remains to delays in shopfitting with such ease.
Human bone found in Primark socks at Colchester store
Porn movie filmed in Cells under Colchester Town Hall