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  1. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    It’s upset me the three times I’ve been in this thread since that the capitals aren’t actually on SHE instead of NEEDS...
     
  2. Iguana

    Iguana One two CHA CHA CHA

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    I think I actually meant "She needs to BE gutted"

    Anyway I stand by the sentiment that someone should gut her asap.
     
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    Iguana One two CHA CHA CHA

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  4. SDF

    SDF The Wait is Over

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  5. Indie

    Indie Go away, Wesley

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  6. Indie

    Indie Go away, Wesley

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  7. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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  8. Iguana

    Iguana One two CHA CHA CHA

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    Disgusting woman served mouldy KFC

     
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    Tischlampe 'alooooo

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    wendy the goat PS1 Hagrid is sick of your shit

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  12. octophone

    octophone ADMIN, bitches!!

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    octophone ADMIN, bitches!!

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    At the "Festival Of Fun" too. :D
     
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  15. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    There's one in my local about a DRUNKEN LESBAIN smashing up a KEBAB shop after one of the employers giggled at her and her LADY LOVER and said something in forrin but really I just can't
     
  16. Zu-Klara

    Zu-Klara AMETHYST DECEIVER

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    Oh GO ON!
     
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    wendy the goat PS1 Hagrid is sick of your shit

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    Kate most die in your bedroom

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    At least he's not fucking them, I suppose.
     
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    octophone ADMIN, bitches!!

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    Kate most die in your bedroom

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    Indie Go away, Wesley

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    Amazeballs (or amazecock)
     
  22. octophone

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    I love the detail that he had to "top up" Johnson's pint. I mean, there were rumours that Fuzz was, erm, "gifted" beyond what would have been a small displacement of fluid but way to confirm that for us all.
     
  23. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    I can't help but hear a sarcastic voice saying this through gritted teeth

    And that the full quote ended with the words "FOR ONCE"
     
  25. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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  27. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Is that the place you took me?
     
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    :D I can't remember where we went now! But it wasn't here, I didn't know about it till tonight.
     
  29. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Off for a stroll now, then?
     
  30. Star

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    Just waiting for the babes to fall asleep :disco:
     
  31. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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  32. Shirley

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    Mr S wonders why almost all the stories in the local rag tend to be like THIS ONE

    CLICKBAIT, sweet cheeks, CLICKBAIT
     
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    Wonder what else they were searching for?
     
  36. Rita

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    Searching for Colonel Sanders and KEPT ABREAST OF THE MATTER. :basil:
     
  37. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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  38. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    Her tweet is great too. Basically "Yeah sorry but I was only paid to show up for half an hour".

    A blantant whiff of I DON´T GIVE A FUCK :D
     
  40. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Anyone who pays thirty quid to see Heather Small deserves what they get.
     
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