It’s upset me the three times I’ve been in this thread since that the capitals aren’t actually on SHE instead of NEEDS...
I think I actually meant "She needs to BE gutted" Anyway I stand by the sentiment that someone should gut her asap.
Old woman sees big bee after reading about big bees. https://www.yorkpress.co.uk/news/17455962.giant-bee-sighting-in-york/
There's one in my local about a DRUNKEN LESBAIN smashing up a KEBAB shop after one of the employers giggled at her and her LADY LOVER and said something in forrin but really I just can't
Had a couple of possible threads for this... https://www.nme.com/news/music/pop-...pped-his-penis-in-boris-johnsons-pint-2475295
I love the detail that he had to "top up" Johnson's pint. I mean, there were rumours that Fuzz was, erm, "gifted" beyond what would have been a small displacement of fluid but way to confirm that for us all.
I can't help but hear a sarcastic voice saying this through gritted teeth And that the full quote ended with the words "FOR ONCE"
Mr S wonders why almost all the stories in the local rag tend to be like THIS ONE CLICKBAIT, sweet cheeks, CLICKBAIT
KKK restaurant to open https://www.gazette-news.co.uk/news/18079723.new-korean-restaurant-set-open-colchester/
BBC News - Stolen Colchester KFC Colonel Sanders found under bed https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-51051153
Her tweet is great too. Basically "Yeah sorry but I was only paid to show up for half an hour". A blantant whiff of I DON´T GIVE A FUCK