Louis Tomlinson releases a touching introspective

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  1. FetchFugly

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    Just HEINOUS

     
  2. lolly

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    Lyrically that is one of the worst songs I've ever heard. What an absolute bell end.
     
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    What an offensive piece of self pitying crap. I HAVE PROBLEMS TOO. Fuck off wanker.
     
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    SHIT OFF
     
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    If That Were Me 2017
     
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    I just remembered that his mother died fairly recently and felt a pang of guilt.

    But still, NO
     
  7. Suomi

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    Didn't realise that Louis was just an ordinary guy like me, but now I know.
     
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    I refuse to let him down from the pedestal I've put him on.
     
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    A vital message indeed.

    Unfortunately this is apparently not a proper single so its wretchedness possibly won't be the death knell for the Tomlinson solo experience.
     
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    I could only manage about a minute into this autotuned dog shit. Can we get the amazing year 9 poetry lyrics please?
     
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    All he wants is to drink cheap beer in a pub but he can't because he literally has too much money :( I guess with everything going on in the world, we lost sight of what really matters.
     
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    I like that he's offered a perspective that is BOTH relatable AND distant. His problems are just like ours BUT they're completely different. It's nice to have a sense of perspective about what the proximity is between him and us.
     
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    It’s the guy from the one band
    Cigarette in my left hand
    Whole world in my right hand

    25 and it’s all planned
    Night out and it’s 10 grand
    Headlines that I can’t stand

    But you only get half of the story
    The cash, the cars and the glory
    No sleep and we party ‘till morning
    ‘Cause nobody cares when you’re boring

    I’m just like you, even though my problems look like nothing yours
    Yeah I get sad too, and when I’m down I need somebody to talk to
    Yeah, I feel the same way as you would do too
    Same stress, same sh*t to go through
    I’m just like you, if you only knew

    If I had it my way, pub lunch every Sunday
    Cheap beer and it’s okay
    I wanna lay where she lays
    I wanna stay in these days
    Gonna smoke and it’s okay

    But you only get half of the story
    The cash, the cars and the glory
    Just like everyone else here before me
    ‘Cause nobody cares when you’re boring

    I’m just like you, even though my problems look like nothing yours
    Yeah I get sad too, and when I’m down I need somebody to talk to
    Yeah, I feel the same way as you would do too
    Same stress, same sh*t to go through
    I’m just like you, if you only knew

    Every heart breaks the same
    Every tear leaves a stain
    Can’t I just be the same?
    Every heart breaks the same
    Every tear leaves a stain
    Let me be the same

    I’m just like you, even though my problems look like nothing yours
    Yeah I get sad too, and when I’m down I need somebody to talk to
    Yeah, I feel the same way as you would do too
    Same stress, same sh*t to go through
    I’m just like you, if you only knew


     
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    My whiny students tweet better than this
     
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    Sorry but even this is better :D Though I suppose it helps BRYAN can actually sing.
     
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    I fucking detest him and always have since his mincing X Factor days. I hope he gets his "pub lunch" and chokes to death on a Yorkshire.
     
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    What a tosser. We were all gutted when wetherspoons stopped serving sunday lunches but we didn't write a song about it.
     
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  20. lolly

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    Charts at #99
     
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    Uberlol.
     

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