Discussion in 'Current Affairs & Debate' started by Ag, Oct 14, 2013.
We can do something
I’m thinking a nice little in-lounge tapas soirée might be just the thing
I expect the Snu (©Octy) will have a centre page spread on what her tits and arse might look like now
They did that 3 years ago. Sexy young lovely.
Bet she’s got a right delicious pair of lovelies
Do we think that either of the indisputably guilty parties is ever going to crack? Or will they take it to their graves? I’d lay a generous handful of escudos on it being HER but honestly I think that the tale of Mads being snatched has been repeated in public so often that they probably now believe it to be true
Conviction is all
Rumour is Kate's next album may drop some clues
Still waiting for that nude Dancing On Ice appearance
The paedo ring will probably let her go once she turns 18 as she'll no longer be any use for them. Just wait for that exclusive first interview revealing that Kate sold her to pay for the holiday.
Or the tapas. Them Portugalesers are right swindlers
Mind you I expect it was all them bottles of Mateus Rosé what upped the bill
I hope the paedo ring do a live streamed BIG REVEAL, with social media teasers and celebrity endorsements etc.
Only for her to be revealed as ugly, and which point the media will stop paying attention.
Aint no party like a Maddie McCann party.
On the REMOTE OFF CHANCE she wasn't bumped off by her parents, AS IF the paedo ring didn't chuck her overboard with a brick in her face the minute she started going VIRAL anyway.
Masked singer 2021, the quail's head will come off and out will pop Maddie. Calling it now.
The clues will all be there: "I shot to fame when I was three, my Mum used me to get on Britain's Got Talent, I've been dead for fourteen years..."
Davina will, of course, insist that it's Roberta Flack.
As if 2020 cannot get any more insane, she’s BACK BACK BACK!
She’s been on Chromatica all along!
Well they’ve got a GERMAN PRISONER as a suspect
Imagine if after ALL THIS Kate and the husband were actually innocent
Questions have to be asked about why Maddie was in a German prison in the first place. I've always thought she had a bit of a past, that one.
She's come back to do the interval act for Festival di Soldi
Speaking of which, Everything But The Girl's MISSING is one of the contestants in Moopy Dance Rate 2020. It's not in semi final 2, but go there and vote anyway.
If only Black Box's 'Just Tell Us Where You Buried Her, You Scouse Bitch' had made the cut, I'd have even more promo.
I wonder she'll ever be on Drag Race.
You spoiled the secret you slag!
Well the secret’s out now, so I can reveal she’ll be performing a FREEMASONS mix of ‘Hands, Knees and Boomps-a-Daisy’ in a NUDE LOOK CATSUIT no less!
Join us for a Q&A and tapas after the show for £5.50!
I thought for a second she had been, then I realised I was confusing her with JonBenet Ramsey.
I'm mildly amused that it appears that it is the Germans that appear to have solved our greatest mystery of recent times.
By contrast it was a dirty fucking German, so yer know...
Not here for her second Imperial Era.
With a history on serial-noncing, abuse and raping a 72 year old woman.
It's always the person you'd LEAST EXPECT isn't it
Not all Germans are dirty.
Is that a new trending hashtag?
This particular one is though. Everything I said was contextual and factual.
The LENGTHS that Kate has gone to in order to deflect attention away from herself... what sort of woman hires someone to abduct and murder her own daughter just so she looks less guilty?
I've missed her, glad she's back x
It turns out she was under Shannon Matthews’ bed the entire time.
I know this thread is a bit of DARK HUMOUR and that the McCanns have been RIDICULOUS in their grief but I just read the account of the 21 year old who was raped by the guy who is now the main suspect in this and it is properly HARROWING.
He broke into her apartment in the middle of the night with a machete, gagged her and tied her up, raped her for about 4-5 hours with whips and chains, and when she refused to do something which she doesn't expand upon involving the BATHTUB (...) he got his machete and covered her face with a sheet before presumably having second thoughts and running away. Fuck me what an ordeal. Props to the lady for rebuilding her life, not sure I would recover from that.
I’m not particularly convinced that this man had anything to do with the Maddie business because, if he had, why have THEY spent the last 13 years looking furtive and like they have something to hide? Unless they SOLD her to him, that is. I mean them tapas is pricey
They're probably just TAX DODGERS and we got the wrong end of the stick.