Madonna + Maluma 'Medellin'

Coming Wednesday

 

Oh.

And it was all going so well.

 

I’m far from being a Madonna apologist but I’m so bored of this attitude nowadays. I know her recent form is what has brought us here, I get that, but it’s just so DEPRESSING!

In a couple of days, feel free, but come on...

 

Isn't Medellin where all the Cam4 models come from?

 

it's the sequel to Spanish Lesson we were ALL been waiting for!

I simply cannot wait for what a car crash this will be! I'm expecting Maluma's feature verse will be in spanish and Madonna will spew a few random words in spanish as adlibs for maximum LATINO effect hoping it'll chart in the nether regions of the Billboard Latino Regional Charts.

Y YO SOY MALUMA BABY *forced laughs*

Spoiler: what a beautiful creature this man is

 

If I was her, I think I'd wear that ring the other way up.

 

I'll take what I can get. I mean I had about 12 hours of potential excitement, which is more than what she has given me for a good few years.

 

I am unsure if it is the look she is going for but she really does look like the LIVING DEAD in that artwork.

 

I bet that's where she got the inspiration from

 

We knew about this a while ago, and we also know about another potential single ('a disco stomper', the one with RPDR queens in the video) and there's also a collaboration with Anitta and other songs that feature a Portuguese traditional Fado vibe on the album.

I guess my point is that the album will probably be a 'hotchpotch' collection of songs (hence the Madame X character with different personae) so I'm not too nervous (yet)...

 

Please God shield my eyes from the way that MEDELLIN is written on that cover

 

Do we have any confirmed production details for this and Madame X? I know Mirwais was doing something or another but maybe she’s got someone incredible like Gloria Estefan in for sexy Latino vibes

 

I think the album is produced by Mirwais and Mike Dean.

 

Is Mike Dean the Wombles Guy?

 

Oh wow so it is! Hoping for guest vocals from Great Uncle Bulgaria and KATIE MELUA

 

Hope there’s a Latino cover of 9 MILLION BICYCLES FUCKING LOVE THAT

 

No it's not. Mike DEAN of Holy Water, Inside Out and S.E.X. not BATT of 9 Million Bicycles.

 

Never mind I probably missed a joke.

 

Do you know I temporarily got confused with Mike Chapman, and thought we might be in for a Madame X WIG WAM BAM

 

To be honest I initially thought @Suedey said Mike STOCK so am so disappointed that we won’t be getting MADAME X SANTA MARIA

 

I was confused anyway, I was thinking of Mike Read who is nothing to do with anything here

 

OMG - perhaps she's covering the UKIP CALYPSO!

 

This is the CLOSEST thing to crazy I have EVER BEEEEEN
Feeling 62, acting 17

 

Oh THANK GOD!

 

YES PLEASE

 

"I've been waitin'
Hesitatin'
to live in sin
in Medellin"

DALE!

 

I've been fuzzy dreamin'
Dreamin' 'bout Medellin
Lola what is reaming?
All moths like a flame

DE-SPA-CITO

 

which character will this song be under?

Equestrian, teacher, nun, WHORE?

 

Desperado

 

Pervert, power bottom, Sean Cody subscriber

 

Medellin X sounds more like a Fraternity X subscriber tbh.

 

I take Medellin X for my rash

 

Piñata

 

This all sounds very Geri Halliwell “look at me”

 

Not wishing to point the finger but how very strange that so-called Madame X announced this shortly before the Notre-Dame horror

EVIL WITCH

 

She really was a trailblazer.

 

Slightly OT: @Halli did you watch All Together Now when our Geru had the NERVE to describe someone’s performance as “flat” before quickly adding “I go a bit flat sometimes as well”.

Lift Me Up spinning in its grave.

 

I know

My first thought when I saw the news yesterday was "OMG how is this going to affect Madame X promo in France"

 

possible/probable snippet

 

well it doesn't sound too bad? though it doesn't give that much away, probably for the better

EVERYBODY comes to MEDELLIN
They wanna make it while we LIVE IN SIN