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  1. Ag

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    Morning.
     
  2. SDF

    SDF The Wait is Over

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    Morning loves.

    I’m feeling even more tired this morning. And I’m late for work. :(
     
  3. Indie

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    MORNING WITCHES

    Working from home day. Best type of day.
     
  4. big ron

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    MORNING!
     
  5. RaspberrySwirl

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    It already looks like evening out there
     
  6. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    I'm going to work at home from the end of next week until CHRISTMAS. And if they don't like it they can SACK ME
     
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  7. Yvonne Mondle

    Yvonne Mondle BON APPÉTIT BÉBÉ

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    COOEEE

    I’m in bed, sky high on Diazepam. The woman in that Fassbinder film ‘Fear of Fear’ seemed to have a lovely time combining it with cognac and being fondled by the doctor so I might try that approach :disco:
     
  8. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    You know what, your fussing about your computer fan making a noise by lying on the floor, moving the computer box around and banging on it is FAR MORE IRRITATING than the noise itself
     
  9. octophone

    octophone fucking ADMIN, bitches

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    Well, so much for getting up earlier. Seriously need to get myself back in line. I have the dentist at 9 on Friday and they'll charge me if I don't turn up.
     
  10. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    Also I have 23 days of leave to take before January 31 AND THAT'S NOT INCLUDING CHRISTMAS :disco:
     
  11. Star

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    I did not know figs are not vegan :o
     
  12. Indie

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    Neither are avocados, apparently.
     
  13. octophone

    octophone fucking ADMIN, bitches

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    If you take the definition which excludes avocados, you wouldn't eat anything.

    But I;m glad I never liked figs in the first place because UUUURGH
     
  14. big ron

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    I only found out they contain DEAD WASPS very recently.
     
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    The thing is, the wasp dies of its own accord. Surely if you exclude any food which involves the voluntary death of an animal you can only exist on AIR, because all earth contains decomposed living creatures.
     
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    Well I can’t say that I’ve ever noticed a DEAD WASP when tucking into a delicious fig so I can only presume they add to the succulent texture and tempting flavour much loved by @octophone :disco:

    I presume I’ll be getting death threats from the Wasp Protection League but so be it. Better DEAD anyway!
     
  17. big ron

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    I also am now armed with the fact that figs aren't a fruit. They are an inverted flower.

    This is up there with peanuts not being a nut.
     
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    So what on earth are peanuts? A fruit? Vegetable? Please God don’t say they’re MEAT! :shock:
     
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  19. big ron

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    LEGUME
     
  20. Yvonne Mondle

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    So in other words they’re a PEALEGUME
     
  21. Yvonne Mondle

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    What a shocker :shock:
     
  22. Star

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    I read about this while tucking into a fig. Sounds silly but why don't you see a wasp in the fig??
     
  23. Star

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    Oh God, what do they contain? :o
     
  24. Indie

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    They're not as bad as figs. Basically they hold bees hostage at gunpoint and force them to pollinate.

    Not those exact words but something like that.
     
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    Apparently an avocado stone is basically a curled up and hardened slug :)
     
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  26. Kate

    Kate most die in your bedroom

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    The fig digests it, apparently.
     
  27. Yvonne Mondle

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    With its TEETH
     
  28. big ron

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    The fig releases enzymes which break it down.
     
  29. Kate

    Kate most die in your bedroom

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    I have enjoyed the tags.
     
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    Do the bees die?
     
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    Sick.
     
  32. octophone

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    Mmmm, meaty peanuts...
     
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    All I can think now are ingrowing hairs and the pain those bastards have caused me. But I also hate wasps and they're all bastards so I wouldn't want figs to stop doing their THANG.
     
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    Hang on - who are "they"? "They" would have to be something of the right size to wield the tiny gun and the temperament to do so, to take an evil pleasure in the bee's torment. You know who "they" are? Wasps, that's who. All bastards.
     
  35. Ag

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    I don't like figs or dead wasps, but I quite like fig rolls and wasp quiche.
     
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  36. big ron

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    I NEED SOME CLOSURE ON THIS THOUGHT PLS
     
  37. octophone

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    [John Peel] That's Wasp Quiche for you in session, three more from them before the end of the programme...and this is new from The Fall [/John Peel]
     
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    octophone fucking ADMIN, bitches

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    Basically, roadkill is fine because the animal is deemed to have committed suicide. Vegans can eat roadkill as well as drink the milk from a self-milked cow. But no figs because they kill wasps.
     
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  39. Ag

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    Self Milking Cow EP is the first release from Wasp Quiche.
     
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    All bees die.
     

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