Mel Beh turns 38 and celebrates quietly

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  1. Halli

    Halli sippin' champagne from a paper cup

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    http://i.STOP FUNDING HATE.co.uk/i/pix/2013/06/02/article-2334788-1A1B3E2F000005DC-437_634x875.jpg

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  2. RobotBoy

    RobotBoy BANG BANG

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    :D

    Why has she hired a load of models half her age to pose with her!?
     
  3. straightorbroken

    straightorbroken Trust the Duchess

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    She looks like Danielle Beh with a job as a holiday rep.
     
  4. Phoenix

    Phoenix The Wife

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    I can't wait for AGT to start so I can bask in the cuntiness of Mel Beh and Heidi Glum.
     
  5. KindaCool

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    I like her shoes
     
  6. Loufoque

    Loufoque CONTINENTAL QUEEN

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    Happy Birthday to the cuntiest Spice of all

    LOVE HER
     
  7. The Singing Nun

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    Such CLASS as EVER
     
  8. jivafox

    jivafox Stay sexy don’t get murdered

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    That second photo of her with the models and her husband peeking out of her hair :D
     
  9. Halli

    Halli sippin' champagne from a paper cup

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    I just noticed the husband peeking out from behind :D
     
  10. Halli

    Halli sippin' champagne from a paper cup

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    You just know Mel B bought herself her 'main presseh' of a huge dildo, and spent the entire party chasing people around with it cackling
     
  11. Loufoque

    Loufoque CONTINENTAL QUEEN

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    Mel may be a cunt but I imagine she is great fun. VB must be mortified by her.
     
  12. Slave

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    Are they having a squatting competition in the second picture?!
     
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  14. Suedey

    Suedey Some Kind Of Love

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    The husband in the second picture - PRICELESS :D
     
  15. Christian

    Christian GOOD BYE!

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    The third picture is just as good!

    QUITE BIG TITS
     
  16. straightorbroken

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    Just watching Wendy Williams, who is saying Mel B Spice was "fabulous".
     
  17. straightorbroken

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    I wonder if Mel B will be friends with Mariah soon. She is after all bezzies with Toni Braxton according to her last appearance on Loose Women anyway.
     
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  18. Commotion

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    I love these pics. Mel's husband looks a bit special. He looks like she's just drugged him so she can use her present (the 14 inch dildo) on those innocent young models. I imagine in the middle of cackling and smelling her fingers Mel would have tweeted:

    Geru would have replied

     
  19. Halli

    Halli sippin' champagne from a paper cup

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  20. straightorbroken

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    Commotion, can you please write some Geri fan fiction at some point? You have a gift.
     
  21. Gangsta Nancy Lam

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    With Annie Lennox in a supporting role, taking young Gezza under her wing and encouraging her to pursue her feelings for Mel Beh. What could go wrong?
     
  22. Dark Carnival

    Dark Carnival Missss Vaaaaaanjie

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    I hope this bitch NEVER mellows! :disco:
     
  23. Sharla

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    Phoenix is 15 now. Doesn't she look like he dad.

    http://i.STOP FUNDING HATE.co.uk/i/pix/2014/02/19/article-0-1BA027D400000578-375_634x947.jpg
     
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    Has she come out yet?
     
  25. Halli

    Halli sippin' champagne from a paper cup

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    They could be a power lesbian couple if you didn't know
     
  26. Pipo

    Pipo i feel like i am the Paris of people

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    Phoenix is UGLY! Definitely didn't get Scary's genes at all!

    Her career has really come down since Lullaby :disco:
     
  27. Loufoque

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    PRETTY HURTS!
     
  28. straightorbroken

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    She's like a black Darleen from Roseanne.
     
  29. Sharla

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    Would Geri have ever taken pleasure in pointing out how much prettier Brooklyn is compared to Phoenix?
     
  30. Pipo

    Pipo i feel like i am the Paris of people

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    why would she care about Beckham's kids? :D
     
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    "Could be GAY MAYBE! Either way, WHATEVER!" would be said about both those ones.
     
  32. Halli

    Halli sippin' champagne from a paper cup

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    happy 39th birthday Mel!

    buy hot out now

    buy today out today
     
  33. Pipo

    Pipo i feel like i am the Paris of people

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    DILDOES FOR ERR'ONE!!
     
  34. Halli

    Halli sippin' champagne from a paper cup

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    Awww. Who said they hated eachother. Love the pic too

    Queen Beh turns 40

    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Happy birthday Melanie. X I love u x Victoria x <a href="https://twitter.com/OfficialMelB">@OfficialMelB</a> <a href="http://t.co/Gf02TAgMk7">pic.twitter.com/Gf02TAgMk7</a></p>&mdash; Victoria Beckham (@victoriabeckham) <a href="https://twitter.com/victoriabeckham/status/604462566472077312">May 30, 2015</a></blockquote> <script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>
     
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  35. RaspberrySwirl

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    She put that in Instagram too (or maybe it's the same thing).
     
  36. Halli

    Halli sippin' champagne from a paper cup

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    Yeah VB is like our Eileen - hammers to death the same posts on ALL POSSIBLE SOCIAL MEDIAL PLATFORMS
     
  37. RaspberrySwirl

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  38. Tramell

    Tramell Amen Fashion

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    LOL I remember idiotic overanalyzing of videos supposedly showing signs of their "feud" where you saw absolutely NOTHING. :D
     
  39. Halli

    Halli sippin' champagne from a paper cup

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    That's Spice Fanz for ya :D :disco:
     
  40. straightorbroken

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    I still like to think Victoria enjoys keeping Mel B going, making her feel like how she does Emmerdale Spice for months on end, and then suddenly it's all throwback Thursday instagram pictures without even any cropping.
     

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