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  1. Ag

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  2. Floppet

    Floppet Spider murderer

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    I'm knackered. I hate Mondays. Somebody shoot me.
     
  3. wendy the goat

    wendy the goat PS1 Hagrid is sick of your shit

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    I'm awaiting the gas men to come and put my new central heating in. My house looks like its in moving limbo. half is all packed up and half isnt.
     
  4. Dark Carnival

    Dark Carnival Missss Vaaaaaanjie

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    *aching all over*
     
  5. Loufoque

    Loufoque CONTINENTAL QUEEN

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    I'm in a VERY BAD MOOD with SOMEONE but I'm NOT going to let it KILL MY VIBE

    It's been a FUCK U MONDAY
     
  6. Eileen

    Eileen All the better to see you with, my dear.

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    I've got a sore throat, sore eyes and a mouth ulcer. I like to call this look "attractive".
     
  7. Indie

    Indie REMAIN INDOORS

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    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
     
  8. Eileen

    Eileen All the better to see you with, my dear.

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    I was going to go SWIMMING today but I can't find my trunks. I was going to bring my PYJAMAS like what you do when you do Challenge 2 where you pick up the BRICK from the bottom of the pool but then I thought naaaaaah.
     
  9. VoR

    VoR #Justice4JLo

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    It's so rubbish having your Birthday on Monday.

    Although less so when you have a two-day week before a holiday to Sweden :disco:
     
  10. Eileen

    Eileen All the better to see you with, my dear.

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    SUOMI told me you were going. He said that he's going to touch your penis whilst you sleep. Again.
     
  11. Floppet

    Floppet Spider murderer

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    Happy birthday VoR! x
     
  12. Eileen

    Eileen All the better to see you with, my dear.

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    I'm listening to Sounds of Blackness. I feel like funky but without the salary.
     
  13. Mats

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    happy birthday, VoR! where are you going in Sweden?
     
  14. VoR

    VoR #Justice4JLo

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    Stockholm again, but we're planning a day in Uppsala too.
     
  15. Mats

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    Uppsala is lovely. I'm thinking about TREKKING in Sweden this summer but equipment is so expensive!
     
  16. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    These BOOTS are MADE FOR WALKIN'
    And that's just WHAT THEY'LL DO
    ONE OF THESE DAYS
    These BOOTS
    Are gonna WALK ALL OVER YOU
     
  17. funky

    funky INCAPABLE

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    VOR you need to go to OTHER PLACES

    You're like ME with NEW YORK
     
  18. funky

    funky INCAPABLE

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    speaking of NU YAWK, the jet lag CONTINUES

    four hours sleep last night and then up for work

    if I start putting words in the wrong order today, you'll know why
     
  19. Kate

    Kate most die in your bedroom

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    Is it Friday yet?
     
  20. funky

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    in my head it actually COULD BE
     
  21. VoR

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    To whoever the mystery tagger is, I'd just like to say that my genitals are SCRUPULOUSLY CLEAN

    In fact they're practically UNTOUCHED

    :(
     
  22. Mats

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    I wish I were a hot D-A-D-D-Y's catamite :( @ tag
     
  23. funky

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    Mats it's not too late for Twink Porn
     
  24. Eileen

    Eileen All the better to see you with, my dear.

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    Aren't you currently seeing someone, Matsy?
     
  25. Eileen

    Eileen All the better to see you with, my dear.

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    Mats loves being called a twink :) <3*




    *this emoticon is sponsored by Christian
     
  26. Mats

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    I've three chest hairs. my twink days are over :(

    and yes Eileen but he's definitely not a daddy!
     
  27. Slave

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    Work colleague who came over for dinner on Friday was, as it happens, quite nice but then revealed himself to be a bit of a twat.

    I was disappointed for about an hour until his Grindr ex told me he has a freakishly small penis and now all is right with the world again. I love this cesspit of incest
     
  28. PercyPig

    PercyPig The Last of Us

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    D A D D Y's are WELL CLINGY and I'm not seeing any return in five star holiday breaks so it's not ALL GLAM.
     
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  29. Kate

    Kate most die in your bedroom

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    :D love it
     
  30. Eileen

    Eileen All the better to see you with, my dear.

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    Slave has slept with all his colleagues. He told me so on fb chat :)
     
  31. VoR

    VoR #Justice4JLo

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    God I bet hospitals are a CESS PIT of gay sexual intrigue. All those nurses.
     
  32. big ron

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    Just back from hopspital I've been instructed to take the next 72 hours off with my foot in the air. Luckily nothings broken

    Conveniently I feel like dogs shit from a good old fashioned lost weekend. Its all coming up Ron.
     
  33. Slave

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    There are certainly proportionally more gay male nurses in Brighton, but one of the first mis-conceptions I had corrected about male nurses is that they're more than likely gay. I worked for 4 years in Bath and met one other gay nurse. The rest were straight and mostly married or certainly in long-term relationships. Naturally there will be variances on that depending where you are in the country, but for the most part it's still a very female-heavy, heterosexual profession.
     
  34. Dark Carnival

    Dark Carnival Missss Vaaaaaanjie

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    I'm currently talking to 4 guys on grindr, TWO are nurses

    Hence 50% of gay men are nurses
     
  35. VoR

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    Yeah I was going to say, I don't doubt that lots of male nurses are straight, but there do proportionally seem to be LOADS on gaydar and grindr. Moreso than Hairdressers in my experience.
     
  36. Kevin

    Kevin Niet meer zo lang geleden

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    Happy birthday VoR!
     
  37. Mel

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    I'm so over this week aleady. Woke up many times during the night tossing and turning and don't feel rested at all today.

    Plus I've been on overdrive the past few weeks at work and today I'm lacking motivation to work. Meh! Roll on hometime then a 10K awaits. :(
     
  38. Slave

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    I suppose the other difference when you work within a profession like that is that from the outside, people naturally presume that all flight attendants/hairdressers/nurses, etc. know each other and it's rarely, if ever, like that at all. You know the people you work with and the odd recognisable face in departments you infrequently visit.
     
  39. Eileen

    Eileen All the better to see you with, my dear.

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    Correct.
     
  40. Eileen

    Eileen All the better to see you with, my dear.

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    For one hot minute I thought you were scoffing at getting a bonus.
     

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