Monday collapses into administration

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  1. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    Its assets are found to be worthless

    NEW BUGS starting at work today. I probably feel more nervous than they do. But then I feel like I'm awaiting execution every fucking morning :poo:
     
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    octophone fucking ADMIN, bitches

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    Scare them. As in psychological torture, always weeds out the weaklings early.
     
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    Best of luck to the [​IMG]

    I spent last night with a strange creeping feeling that I'd left the door unlocked at work, so I'm trying to beat everyone else in so I can check. Giving in to irrational feelings like this is presumably how Mr S got started :(
     
  4. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    I wonder if they'll even SHOW UP
     
  5. Shirley

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    I'm not talking Mr S today. And I'm not talking cunty bell-ringing aggressive pavement cyclists either.
     
  6. big ron

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    I was supposed to be moving into a new office today but I can't be fucked. It can wait until tomorrow.
     
  7. big ron

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    And if my wife doesn't stop snoring I'll be moving into a new fucking apartment.
     
  8. Ag

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    Mt cat just licked the mouse pad on my laptop. What?
     
  9. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    The owner of the company is in today and so I’m sitting in my former boss’s office so if he walks in and thinks I’ve taken it over and is not happy about it, I can still say “oh no, my desk is still outside, I just had a conference call” and if he is happy about it, i’ll move in properly tomorrow...

    THAT’S WHAT THIS FUCKING SHITHOLE HAS BEEN REDUCED TO
     
  10. octophone

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    That's cats for you.
     
  11. Ag

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    I feel so grotty again. My very very very dull and awkward manager has called me up to discuss some training tomorrow. REALLY?
     
  12. octophone

    octophone fucking ADMIN, bitches

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    Conversely, I've just had a most successful coaching session.
     
  13. Ag

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    That's converse as fuck.
     
  14. octophone

    octophone fucking ADMIN, bitches

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    Might have to have "Converse As Fuck" as a song title.
     
  15. octophone

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    Apparently we're due a fuckton of snow tonight. That'll clear the place out a bit.
     
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    How did it go? :o
     
  17. Star

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    Has anyone heard from @Suomi since his date yesterday?
     
  18. big ron

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    He's locked in a room covered in Frida posters. Early 80s Frida.
     
  20. octophone

    octophone fucking ADMIN, bitches

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    We're getting severely bot fucked today. Maybe the spammer has stolen Suomi's phone....:ninja:
     
  21. Ag

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    Lucky I'm off with nothing better to do then innit?
     
  22. Ag

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    Never a bad time for a quick round of WHAT'S IN ENYA'S HANDBAG?

    [​IMG]
     
  23. Shirley

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    Three shoplifted bottles of GIN and a pair of emergency spare horsehair knickers
     
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  24. octophone

    octophone fucking ADMIN, bitches

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    Catshit.

    In all probability.
     
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    Eileen's torso.
     
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  27. Ag

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    I'm gonna go for "the same stuff that's been in all her other hand bags for the last 30 years albeit with very slight changes".
     
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  29. Ag

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    I dare you to say that again.
     
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    She has some old expired mints in her bag and a small packet of hash hidden in her hat.
     
  32. big ron

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    Nothing.
     
  33. Ag

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    Deep man.
     
  34. Sheena

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    He didn’t bat an eyelid so I have a new office.

    Now getting the promotion and the new job is NEXT. Sadly this place has gone to SHIT because he won’t spend any money on anything or anyone and expects us all to do our boss’s job between us for FUCK ALL MORE.

    God I’m grumpy.
     
  35. big ron

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    #mindblown
     
  36. Shirley

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    Apparently I've got to write the job description for the new ROLE I am taking on

    I think I might style myself DIRECTOR OF COMMUNICATIONS. I do like a good IRONY
     
  37. Jætike

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    #mindblown
     
  38. Dark Carnival

    Dark Carnival Missss Vaaaaaanjie

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    What the fuck is going on with the tags?
     
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    Jætike Gay horses eat hay

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    Somebody is too aroused by cunts. Shame on them
     
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    I know I am.
     

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