Discussion in 'Moopy Moop' started by Ag, Feb 22, 2021.
WHY AM I AWAKE?
I DON'T WANT TO BE AWAKE.
Up, showered, and todo list for the week done by 8:30am. GO TEAM MONDAY.
Ugh, I’ve got customers again today and I am in NO MOOD.
With no hairdressers open till MAY we’ll all be looking like Bob Ross soon.
Speak for yourself. I'm a skinhead now.
It’s alright for some, but I have lovely hair instead of a personality.
My head is basically 90% hair now. I've not shaved in nearly a year.
Ah, Bob Ross (RIP) is the painter
Hello loves, hope you’ve all had a good night sleep and that you’re all rested.
COZ IM NOT
BRING ON FRIDAY
Can’t believe that I DIED just before Soldi last night!
WHAT A POLAVA!
I LOST INTEREST last night and a skim through the thread suggests that was NO BAD THING.
Although I BINGED the whole of it’s a sin which wasn’t a GREAT IDEA either.
It was FINE. There were a few horrors, but that has to be expected. There's easily enough good songs to make the voting a bit of a challenge.
I am in a training session being given by a CHILD
(may actually be a placement student)
Hi Kate x
omg it was a STRUGGLE
tbh I'm just glad I didn't have to do this sort of shit when I was one. It was more like "here, do this training, then do this work". Much better
I think I can count on one hand the number of times in my 20-year career that I have had to give any sort of presentation or training. Go me
I was awake at 7am. Just got up. I think I may have nothing to live for.
just ordered a new coffee PERCOLATOR (lol when I type that my phone autocorrects to "precum stir" - yum!).
it's double the capacity of the old one which is quite NECESSARY cos one housemate returned from Taiwan YESTERDAY and the other from Brazil TOMORROW so we're gonna need a WHOLE LORRA COFFEE.
I bought 80 capsules for the espresso machine 3 weeks ago and I’ve already finished them, there’s really NOTHING ELSE TO DO!
I don't understand espresso's. Give me a full mug of coffee EVERYTIME.
We’re being asked to take PEPPER SPRAY and a BASEBALL BAT on dog walks due to dog THEFTS
In similar news, I've resorted to antihistamines to conquer this EXHAUSTION.
People are stealing dogs that are being walked? How horrifying
Yes! They also dragged a woman out of her car to try and steal her dog behind the local Asda (not Hulme)
They serve a purpose from time to time, but yeah.
That’s why I’m so proud of my dog for being so volatile and evil. Anyone touches her, friend or foe, she’ll rip out their throat.
WHY would you steal dogs though? They're not so expensive to be worth the effort, they're likely to bite you, and it is just an evil thing to do
You could charge more than £500 for almost any sort of purebred puppy, if not more. Unfortunately, it's well worth an evil bastard's time and effort.
Oh that makes sense at least. Having a pet stolen would be such a tragedy
A dog is such a status animal for arseholes. You know if someone has a profile picture of a dog, they're likely to have previous ones with poppies, military insignia or West Ham FC.