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  1. Indie

    Indie REMAIN INDOORS

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    HAPPY APRIL!

    The month of bank holidays, later sunshine and lambs (not the Mariah Carey kind)
     
  2. octophone

    octophone Techno Poo

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    HA HA at your fake "news" story about Theresa May. Nothing could be more ridiculous than the truth.

    Anyway, morning.
     
  3. octophone

    octophone Techno Poo

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    ABUSE OF POWER :angry::angry:
     
  4. Indie

    Indie REMAIN INDOORS

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    I was blatantly first. The evidence is right there.
     
  5. octophone

    octophone Techno Poo

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    Some of us take a moment to compose our posts and quality should be favoured.
     
  6. Indie

    Indie REMAIN INDOORS

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    I dont know wut u mean
     
  7. octophone

    octophone Techno Poo

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    ANYWAY, I need to leave the house today but I really don't want to.
     
  8. Star

    Star Homo Secretary (OB)

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    Oh do it! You'll feel so much better for some fresh air
     
  9. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    In Cardiff. Mr L's birthday, so I've got to buy him lunch. Oh well, it's only once a year.
     
  10. Floppet

    Floppet Spider murderer

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    Tesco cafe!
     
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  11. jivafox

    jivafox Stay sexy don’t get murdered

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    God everybody at work is in a FOUL mood today. Stop bringing me down!
     
  12. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Not quite, but we're eating off the prix fixe menu, not the à la carte.
     
  13. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    I'm going on holiday today and I thought we might set off early and visit some interesting places on the way but NO I have to HANG AROUND for HOURS ON END while the UNALTERABLE DAILY ROUTINE is GROUND THROUGH at a GLACIAL PACE while the BUILDERS next door BANG AWAY with the RADIO BLARING :rolleyes:
     
  14. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    And then I'll have a CUP OF TEA and then I'll FEED THE BIRDS for the FIFTH TIME and then I'll spend HALF AN HOUR CLEANING MY TEETH
     
  15. octophone

    octophone Techno Poo

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    Standards of "fresh" are fairly low in the west of Scotland. A can of deodorant is often nicknamed "A Paisley shower".

    Anyway, back - cold, drizzly and weird out there. Some visible detritus from yesterday's football in the form of some smashed glass and an upturned bin. In other words - business as usual.
     
  16. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Perhaps it's just the sun, but Cardiff is much nicer than I remember it being.

    And the HMV is bloody lovely.
     
  17. Indie

    Indie REMAIN INDOORS

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    I'm on a conference call attended by only men (16 people)

    I'm not sure whether the lack of vaginas is because of my sector or because of my pay grade

    either way, GENDER EQUALITY NOW.
     
  18. Rita

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    I usually enjoy a good April Fool on my son but he is at his Grans this year.:(
     
  19. Rita

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    :D

     
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  20. Indie

    Indie REMAIN INDOORS

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    I can't imagine an eight and a half minute clip of this morning is going to be worth my time.
     
  21. Rita

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    It’s FUNNY.
     
  22. Indie

    Indie REMAIN INDOORS

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    IS IT THOUGH
     
  23. SDF

    SDF Bigger Than Us, OUT NOW

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    Maybe save it for your next conference call with the lads
     
  24. Rita

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    I THOUGHT SO. :oi:
     
  25. SDF

    SDF Bigger Than Us, OUT NOW

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    New posts in Footy bants, Manic street preachers and World Cup threads

    What sort of forum is this :shock:
     
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  26. octophone

    octophone Techno Poo

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    Sorry, I forgot my HRT last night and reverted. I'm just off for a shave and then I'll post something in the Girls Aloud forum.
     
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  27. octophone

    octophone Techno Poo

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    I watched it - she came so close to calling them a shower of bastards.
     
  28. Zu-Klara

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    :D I’ll take Holly any day over THAT TAT

    Bit disappointed there’s no HOLLY BOOBS CHAT thread tbh
     
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  29. octophone

    octophone Techno Poo

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    Well, she's wearing a rollneck jumper in the clip.

    That said, I could almost hate her for even making beige look good. Bitch.
     
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  30. Zu-Klara

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    She could probably even pull off (:horny:) DAFFODIL
     
  31. Rita

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    It was a pretty EPIC April Fools to be fair.
     
  32. Rita

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    I love Holly. I feel I am going off Phil somewhat. :(
     
  33. Rita

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    I wish I watched This Morning today. I am the sort of HALFWIT that would have fell hook line and sinker for that whilst watching.
     
  34. Diddy

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    She didn’t nearly swear though! RESIGN!

    Am I right in understanding that the makeover result was an April fool too? :D
     
  35. Kalabaliken

    Kalabaliken Pop Precision Since 1978

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    I have NEVER heard this term in my life!
     
  36. Rita

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    Yes. It was HIDEOUS.
     
  37. Diddy

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    I hope the person knew :D
     

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