Discussion in 'Moopy Moop' started by Ag, May 5, 2014.
Title shamelessly nicked off Twitter. Happy BANK HOLIDAY GUYS.
In other news, this bastard cold is getting worse every day and I'm still refusing to indulge it, in more than just self medication.
And Vicks give me spots.
Dilemma of the day: roast pork or Malaysian chicken curry?
BOTH. Why compromise?
I'm not sure even I could manage both in a day. (WHO AM I TRYING TO KID?)
Rita Crudgington on radio 2 discussing her Eurovision faves. Euphoria currently playing.
2 Unlimited are now on Spotify. Today is a good day.
FML, on the subway to meet someone I didn't want to meet particularly, got most of the way there and realised I didn't have my wallet.
Can't even get out of the subway at that end so going all the way back to get it :daf: hopefully he will reschedule by that point
Is this the Japanese version of Grindr? Remember to delete "NO ASIANS" from the profile
Now that Facebook seems to automatically play videos on my newsfeed, I hope parents are happy in the fact that I am (sometimes, for a maximum of a second) watching their child whilst taking a dump.
No, someone is someone from yesteryear. Grindr is a waste of time here. There's one called Jack'd that apparently is the main one, but seems to be pretty much the same idea.
I did meet one guy this week off it, and he took me to Spa World, a giant themed all-naked public baths. It was going alright but he tried to touch me up in the cloudy cave pool there were kids running around, I mean WTF
Aren't the JAPANESE rather more RELAXÉ about that kind of thing?
why is chlam banned?
He asked to be, apparently
They're very relaxed about nudity - just as long as you wear a little pixelation square over your bits at all times
As Mr L has hotfooted it to the Dordogne with his non-French-speaking-despite-living-there-over-a-decade friend, I've decided to live off M&S food for a week in protest.
So far I can report that their much heralded fish and cheap pie is pretty rank, and their runny Scotch eggs delicious but probably best not to eat at midnight unless you particularly want to spend the small hours hunting for the Rennies.
Now I'm about to try seafood linguine from their 'fuller longer' range, although as it doesn't look like it would fill a primary school child, I'm more than a little dubious.
I just made healthy cookies with just oats, mashed banana, honey and unsalted nuts.
Do you reheat the runny scotch eggs?
Yes, although I was worried of overcooking it and getting a solid yolk, and think I may have underdone it a bit. Probably hence the stomach gurgling.
They sound good! I feel sick from too many cookies.
Im going on holiday to Portsmouth tonight. Exciting times.
Oh maybe that's what I was doing wrong. Maybe I can back-comb my pubes
This is the BEST NEWS I've heard ALL YEAR
Totally tried to hit the pub earlier. Tried to get into the bank holiday spirit. Have failed miserably to achieve.
I've left work early. The bug that has pretty much decimated our office has finally claimed me.
Bed and books for me.
Today's weather to continue PLEASE.
It's nowhere near as nice here today as it was yesterday. And tomorrow is going to be worse. Although that's some relief, as I get a bit nervous going without a jacket or jumper before the end of May.
Imagine being a passenger or cabin crew on this flight.
I'm retching in sympathy.
There's NOTHING worse than getting an attack of the squits on a long train/plane journey, even if you're the only one.
I'm watching the snooker and can't decide if I fancy Mark Selby or not. Still, it's not a dilemma you're often confronted with in the sport. Or is it a game?
I noticed him yesterday and thought as snooker players go he looked quite appealing bent over the table aiming for the pink.
He's definitely a step up from Bill Werbeniuk and Eddie Charlton. I may have to see if there are any other snooker players worth a squirt.
As long as I don't progress to dart players it'll be okay.
So THAT's why I'm having to watch it
I might have KNOWN
There really really aren't
Oh actually I quite liked the OLD SCOTTISH ONE with the TARTAN TREWS
Most of the young ones have ridiculous asymmetric hairstyles and/or ludicrous highlights. Bring back Cliff Thorburn.