Discussion in 'Moopy Moop' started by lolly, Mar 18, 2019.
Nah, fuck that shit.
*sits in dressing gown sipping a cup of tea*
Talking of positivity and enthusiasm, not even 9am and we've had messages from the boss over one negative feedback my team have had the past week. Generally we get good feedback upon good feedback. But one negative (which isn't even our fault) and it's all guns blazing at us...
On which subject, I'M BACK
Aren't you on maternity leave? Are they emailing or text messaging you?
Hope you have a great week!
I will say that having Donna Summer's 'Bad Girls' album as the soundtrack of my Monday morning commute has been QUITE THE TONIC
We have several WhatsApp groups for work. I seem to be included in most of the departments.
Late night flight, LAX
Limousine and you're all set
Leave the groups.
Except the good gossip ones.
HOPE YOU DO TOO!
I can't really be fucked today.
This week's gonna be rough - full moon and Vernal Equinox on Wednesday and I've got all this shit at work. Oooft.
Ah but those long summer days are almost upon us!
Have you been off on your jollies?
I bought myself some blue light blocking glasses as I spend so much time staring at screens and I'm now 15% more intelligent.
I also wore them to the pub saturday and people looked at me differently, with more respect
I quite like being a speccy twat.
Those are a scam. There's no real evidence they help
I don't give a shit, I look sexy in them.
They help Ron look sexy, that's a kind of help.
They did until star PISSED ON MY CHIPS
new tag idea: Star breaks water over chips
Sometimes I really feel I wish my life away
Is it the weekend yet
I went for a massage today. it has temporarily bestowed me with all of the three mythical properties mentioned in the title
Pic or it didn't happen
That is in my agenda for this week;
- get hair cut
- have massage done
- keep legs crossed
what part of you can they possible massage without kneading the child out of you? do they have a table for women bearing spawn and massive boobs?
I really want to get my hair cut too because it grows so fast but I can't justify going twice a month
My back is killing me carrying this extra weight I'm not really sure how they do it but you have to find someone who specialises in it.
Mmm this is a new culinary highpoint
Take one bag of mixed leaves
Add grated carrot, grated parmesan and lashings of LEMON JUICE
Beat into submission and leave in a warm kitchen for four hours
In honour of the tag
I had a perfectly reasonable Monday. There's so little to report these days.
RIP Anthea Turner.
Hurrah, the version with the ropey drag queen detonating a bomb in the truck to the sound of a rapturous cheering crowd is still online:
Which reminds me, what's the difference between plant based and vegan cooking?
Plant based eschews all processed food I think, even if it's vegan.
No baked beans?
Presumably not unless you're making the tomato sauce yourself.
WHY ON EARTH BOTHER?
Like where there’s a hole for your face, but there are more holes for your tits and bump?