Monday is welcomed with hope, positivity and enthusiasm

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  1. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Nah, fuck that shit.
     
  2. Star

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    *sits in dressing gown sipping a cup of tea*
     
  3. Star

    Star Homo Secretary (OB)

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    Talking of positivity and enthusiasm, not even 9am and we've had messages from the boss over one negative feedback my team have had the past week. Generally we get good feedback upon good feedback. But one negative (which isn't even our fault) and it's all guns blazing at us...
     
  4. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    On which subject, I'M BACK :argh::angry::evil::rolleyes::square::zombie::DAF::manson::sour::bad::gross::wired:
     
  5. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Aren't you on maternity leave? Are they emailing or text messaging you?
     
  6. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Hi Shirl!

    Hope you have a great week! :)
     
  7. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    I will say that having Donna Summer's 'Bad Girls' album as the soundtrack of my Monday morning commute has been QUITE THE TONIC :disco:
     
  8. Star

    Star Homo Secretary (OB)

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    We have several WhatsApp groups for work. I seem to be included in most of the departments.
     
  9. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Late night flight, LAX
    Limousine and you're all set

    :disco::disco::disco:
     
  10. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Leave the groups.

    Except the good gossip ones.
     
  11. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    HI LOLLY! :)

    HOPE YOU DO TOO!
     
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    I can't really be fucked today.
     
  14. octophone

    octophone Techno Poo

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    This week's gonna be rough - full moon and Vernal Equinox on Wednesday and I've got all this shit at work. Oooft.
     
  15. Star

    Star Homo Secretary (OB)

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    Ah but those long summer days are almost upon us!
     
  16. Rita

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    Hey Shirl,

    Have you been off on your jollies?
     
  17. big ron

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    I bought myself some blue light blocking glasses as I spend so much time staring at screens and I'm now 15% more intelligent.
     
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    big ron MOD

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    I also wore them to the pub saturday and people looked at me differently, with more respect
     
  19. big ron

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    I quite like being a speccy twat.
     
  20. Star

    Star Homo Secretary (OB)

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    Those are a scam. There's no real evidence they help
     
  21. big ron

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    I don't give a shit, I look sexy in them.
     
  22. Indie

    Indie REMAIN INDOORS

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    They help Ron look sexy, that's a kind of help.
     
  23. big ron

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    They did until star PISSED ON MY CHIPS
     
  24. Indie

    Indie REMAIN INDOORS

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    new tag idea: Star breaks water over chips
     
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    SDF The Wait is Over

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    Sometimes I really feel I wish my life away

    Is it the weekend yet :shock:
     
  26. Mats

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    I went for a massage today. it has temporarily bestowed me with all of the three mythical properties mentioned in the title
     
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    Pic or it didn't happen
     
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    That is in my agenda for this week;
    - get hair cut
    - have massage done
    - keep legs crossed
     
  29. Mats

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    what part of you can they possible massage without kneading the child out of you? do they have a table for women bearing spawn and massive boobs?
     
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    I really want to get my hair cut too because it grows so fast but I can't justify going twice a month :(
     
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    My back is killing me carrying this extra weight :( I'm not really sure how they do it but you have to find someone who specialises in it.
     
  32. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    Mmm this is a new culinary highpoint

    Take one bag of mixed leaves
    Add grated carrot, grated parmesan and lashings of LEMON JUICE
    Beat into submission and leave in a warm kitchen for four hours
    ENJOY
    :zombie:
     
  33. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    In honour of the tag

     
  34. Ag

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    I had a perfectly reasonable Monday. There's so little to report these days.

    RIP Anthea Turner.
     
  35. Mugatu

    Mugatu a policy wonk with sex appeal

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    Hurrah, the version with the ropey drag queen detonating a bomb in the truck to the sound of a rapturous cheering crowd is still online:

     
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  36. Star

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    Which reminds me, what's the difference between plant based and vegan cooking?
     
  37. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Plant based eschews all processed food I think, even if it's vegan.
     
  38. Indie

    Indie REMAIN INDOORS

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    No baked beans? :(
     
  39. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Presumably not unless you're making the tomato sauce yourself.

    WHY ON EARTH BOTHER?
     
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    Like where there’s a hole for your face, but there are more holes for your tits and bump?
     

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