Monday slays my existence

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  1. Eileen

    Eileen All the better to see you with, my dear.

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    And my hole.

    MORNING :basil:
     
  2. ameraal

    ameraal i just wanna stay in the moonlight

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    oh deer.

    morning, i think.
     
  3. Phoenix

    Phoenix L to the OG

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    Yaaassss Eileen....QUEEN

    Morning
     
  4. Indie

    Indie Go away, Wesley

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    I don't get it.
     
  5. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    I don't want to
     
  6. Eileen

    Eileen All the better to see you with, my dear.

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    Yaaaaas Jeremy Corbyn SLAY
     
  7. RaspberrySwirl

    RaspberrySwirl Leftover

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    What did you bottom, Eileen dear?
     
  8. Dark Carnival

    Dark Carnival Missss Vaaaaaanjie

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    oh hai
    French gays are having their adoption rights taken away in May
    yay :)
     
  9. Phoenix

    Phoenix L to the OG

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    Good.

    Kids are awful.
     
  10. Eileen

    Eileen All the better to see you with, my dear.

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    It's been a while for me. Well October. Which isn't that long ago at all for me.

    Can't believe you've all forgotten this 13/10 POTW
     
  11. Eileen

    Eileen All the better to see you with, my dear.

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    Urgh.

    I was gonna make a joke about you being OK as Le Pen will have gassed you by then but I'm worried this ACTUALLY MIGHT HAPPEN
     
  12. Ag

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    I'm doing something no-one cares about.
     
  13. Indie

    Indie Go away, Wesley

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    Badgering old people for loose change?
     
  14. big ron

    big ron MOD

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    I just moped the floor. I think this is me done with domestic duties now until 2017.
     
  15. big ron

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    I see those bloody gays are at it again, assaulting ARE BRAVE HEROS.

    [​IMG]
     
  16. big ron

    big ron MOD

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    In other news, I'm going to try microdosing tomorrow.
     
  17. RaspberrySwirl

    RaspberrySwirl Leftover

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    Is it a gay top that has assaulted a brave officer or has a top "gay-assaulted" a brave officer?
     
  18. Jætike

    Jætike Gay horses eat hay

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    Didn't know there were many tops in Brighton. Hope less than 16% of them have AIDS
     
  19. Sharla

    Sharla The Resistance

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    Is the third story about a man or a nan wielding a sword? Text too blurry to make it out.
     
  20. big ron

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    I assumed it was the top gay, like the top wolf in a pack. The leader of the Brighton gays, assaulting a brave office, possibly dressed as a mod from the hit rock opera Quadrophenia
     
  21. big ron

    big ron MOD

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    A nan threatening children with a sword. They'd stolen her pear drops.
     
  22. Mugatu

    Mugatu a policy wonk with sex appeal

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    Went for the classy young Sean Connery black sweater look for work today but I can't help feeling like a cross between a 1990s performance artist stereotype and this

    [​IMG]
     
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  23. COB

    COB Pissbaby

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    Good afternoon everyone (special shout out to Eileen's hole) :) My office feels DEAD TENSE for unknown reasons, everyone is seething away and I don't like it one bit.
     
  24. Star

    Star Homo Secretary (OB)

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    It's so dark outside I'm going to have to close the curtains and switch the lights on.
     
  25. Eileen

    Eileen All the better to see you with, my dear.

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    My FAVOURITE vibe. Start humming to yourself. It'll go down a TREAT
     
  26. Jætike

    Jætike Gay horses eat hay

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    Shouldn't we be boycotting the French around this time of the year?
     
  27. Jætike

    Jætike Gay horses eat hay

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    Shouldn't we be boycotting the French around this time of the year?
     
  28. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    WHAT in the NAME OF HOLY MARIAH are they EATING in the NEXT OFFICE? It smells like CONDENSED FART GAS
     
  29. big ron

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    Earth Wind and Rachey just had me rofling.
     
  30. Indie

    Indie Go away, Wesley

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    There's loads

    milk tops
    other bottle tops
    spinning tops
    tank tops

    HAHAHA AL LOL etc
     
  31. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    ME TOO and I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND WHY
     
  32. Mel

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    Doing a course all this week. Learnt loads about interest rates and did maths today. At least it gets me out of the house.
     
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  33. Mel

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    Haven't seen any housemates since getting back from NI yesterday and I hope I never do. I can bear any "how was your trip?" questions.
     
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    COB Pissbaby

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  35. big ron

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    Every time Mel goes to Ireland so does my best mate. I'm suspicious.
     
  36. Ag

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    They're either fucking or the same person.
     
  37. big ron

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    I'll investigate
     
  38. big ron

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    A pyrex dish just exploded IN MY FACE while I was heating it, thats not supposed to happen is it?
     
  39. big ron

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    I then tried to make mash in a nutribullet, it was more pomme puree.
     
  40. big ron

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    Basically, today to just fuck off now.
     

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