MOOPY HAIKU

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  1. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    Describe your day/ current mood/ feelings/ whatever shit you want in the form of Haiku poetry. I'll start.

    Britney Spears has retired.
    Vegas residency gone.
    World sighs breath of relief.
     
  2. octophone

    octophone fucking ADMIN, bitches

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    Drop dead droopy drawers
    Morrissey trapped in cowgrate
    Jark rides back downhill
     
  3. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    :D
     
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    Clean the bathtub
    The Winner Takes It All
    Mother's gone to Wilko
     
  6. big ron

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    A grey wet sunday
    even my pyjamas want
    to stay close and warm
     
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  7. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    Kate Bush in my lounge
    Watching the mist clear away
    On the Isle of Wight
     
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  8. octophone

    octophone fucking ADMIN, bitches

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    Oh, that's a beauty. :D
     
  9. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    Will soup and toast
    Cure cold toes?
    Les Miserables await
     
  10. Jark

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    Headed to the gym
    Really can't be arsed but a
    Bitch gotta stay slim
     
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  11. Dark Carnival

    Dark Carnival Missss Vaaaaaanjie

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    New job tomorrow
    But for now I'll relax
    My comfy bed
     
  12. Ag

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    What is this shiitake?
    I fucking hate all poetry
    Including this crap
     
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  13. OutSynk

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    I don't hate poetry but this shit sucks as it doesn't even rhyme.
     
  14. Zu-Klara

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    That’s because it’s FOREIGN. They’re not allowed to have rhymes in FOREIGN :)
     
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  15. Zu-Klara

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    I’m not a fan of poetry at all but at least with Haiku it’s over reasonably quickly :side-eye:
     
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  16. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    I declare Floppet the winner
     
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  17. OutSynk

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    Was that the shortest story Floppet has ever posted?
     
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  18. Dark Carnival

    Dark Carnival Missss Vaaaaaanjie

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    Muslamics forbid rhymes. That's why they don't eat pork with a fork.
     
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    Moved again today
    The ceiling is low
    The temperature is cold
     
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  22. Diddy

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    I want to try one in Japanese with Moopy tags but I can’t thjnk of short ones
     
  23. Diddy

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    日差し強、
    直面してる、
    勇者エリ
     
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    Pipo Gossip is the devil’s telephone, best to hang up!

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    Täällä on kivaa
    Saa nauraa sydämestä
    Tuntuu hyvältä
     
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  26. Lume

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    Lumppuja täynnä
    Fanittavat mukamas
    Huoraavat vaan ne
     
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    Koit and Laura
    Romeo and Juliet
    Lost in Verona
     
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  28. Diddy

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    I decided to be a SNOB and like the ones that are ACTUAL Haiku!

    It’s 5-7-5
    It is not a limerick
    Look it up you plebs
     
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  29. Zu-Klara

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    Thank goodness for standards :disco:

    However that does mean that you’ll also have to like the ones posted by @Lume because my fluency in Finnish does indicate that they’re 5-7-5 :)
     
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  30. Lume

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    Kyllä kulta on
    Tarpeeksi tavaraa jo
    Jopa sullekin
     
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  31. Lume

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    Should I translate these? It would cut half the fun however, since I can write whatever I want! (In haiku form of course)
     
  32. Lume

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    Pohtikaa te nyt
    Saanko näitä kirjoittaa
    Haluaisin niin
     
  33. Diddy

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    I was looking at them and not sure, but I’m sure Lume wouldn’t lead me astray, nor would Sister Zu with her credentials
     
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  34. Lume

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    I can ASSURE you they're HAIKU, sweetie!
     
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  35. Lume

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    For example:

    Poh-ti-kaa te nyt
    Saan-ko näi-tä kir-joit-taa
    Ha-lu-ai-sin niin
     
  36. Ag

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    Pretty sure mine was 5 7 5.
     
  37. Zu-Klara

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    I was about to correct that last line before you edited it :tongueout:

    Honestly I must be possessed by the spirit of @Madison this morning
     
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  38. Lume

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    May you channel her spirit until eternity! Cheers!
     
  39. Diddy

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    It’s 6-8-5! 7-8-5 if one was going to be a prick about the Japanese
     
  40. Lume

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    How fluent in Finnish EXACTLY are you Zu?
     
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