Let's have a reminder of the scores after Round One: TEAM ONE - The Nasty, Small-Minded Hypocritical Twats - 20 TEAM TWO - "Show Us Yer Quarantitties" - 27 TEAM THREE - THE SOLARIUM ADDICTS - 24 TEAM FOUR - Foofs and Poofs - 25 TEAM FIVE - Los fanáticos de Ruth Lorenzo - 22 TEAM SIX - The Infidel and the 72 Virgins - 18
I didn’t realize all teams were that close and now I’m worried we might win and make it to the final round.
I would like it noted that the sheep I drew was so sensual that @Indie told me he's been nursing a semi since the moment he saw it. The pictures he sent as proof were a touch unnecessary but at least I know his Mama never raised no liar.
OK, here goes...I'll say straight away that I am absolutely knocked out with the entries some absolute genius stuff.
ITEM 1 An item of GREEN clothing. TEAM ONE - two points TEAM TWO - two points TEAM THREE - two points TEAM FOUR - two points TEAM FIVE - two points TEAM SIX - two points - several items here but as we established, I made a hash of that... Full house, no worries.
ITEM 2 A cookie cutter that is not circular 2 points - a bonus point will be awarded if its NOT shaped like a Christmas tree. TEAM ONE - three points TEAM TWO - three points - looks more like a dog toy but OK... TEAM THREE - three points - ultimately, the shape made by that cookie cutter is not a circle even if it is broadly circular TEAM FOUR - three points + one extra bonus point for spelling the word MOOPY TEAM FIVE - three points TEAM SIX - three points Again, a full house, well done Moopers!
I think so. They dropped the charges against Suomi because it turned out those camels were already dead by the time he got there, so he should be able to make it.
I don't see any point in repeating all the pics - however, where there is a winner, that's different...
ITEM 3 A sandal. 2 points. Crocs are not permitted as they are an offence to humanity. TEAM ONE - two points TEAM TWO - two points TEAM THREE - two points TEAM FOUR - two points TEAM FIVE - two points TEAM SIX - two points - Wikipedia describes a "flip flop" as "a type of sandal" so we're good. So far, full marks all round.
ITEM 4 A musical instrument you need no musical training to play. 2 points. An additional 2 points will be awarded for an audio or visual demonstration of the instrument by a member of the team. TEAM ONE - two points TEAM TWO - four points - finger cymbals do indeed require absolutely no lessons at all and a demonstrative video secures the extra points TEAM THREE - four points - I own one of these myself and the bonus points for the demonstration are secured. TEAM FOUR - four points - the classic, a kazoo. In fact, I was looking at my own kazoo when I had the idea. TEAM FIVE - no points. Playing an instrument badly is not the same thing. TEAM SIX - no points. actually bollocks to it - one point because it made me laugh and it's my game.
How can you not play a keyboard without training? Of course you can, another matter is to play well. This is so unfair, that's not what you said.
@dmlaw didn't you have some defence prepared about Rachmaninoff being self-taught if things went south in the musical instrument round?
