Most boring music artists of ALL TIME?

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  1. Ag

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    Always in prime position in such questions are the masters of DRAB:

    THE LIGHTHOUSE FAMILY

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  2. Ag

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    They weren't even a REAL FAMILY.

    Is the WHITE ONE from the Lighthouse Family racist?

    Proof? None of his close family members are black.
     
  3. Ag

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    This has the potential to be a VERY VERY boring topic. But I will soldier on REGARDLESS.
     
  4. COB

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    What's worse than a boring old cunt? A boring old cunt with AWFUL HAIR:

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  5. monsta

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    I'd peruse jonathan's iPod for ALL your answers
     
  6. Chlammy

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  7. Ag

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    I don't think I could even cope with the CREDITS or SNIPPETS, let alone the FULL SONGS.
     
  8. Ag

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    Who even IS SHE?
     
  9. lolly

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    Nickelback
     
  10. Ag

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    Funky might DISAGREE, but I have always found SADE to be terminally DULL. How she keeps getting hit albums, I don't really know!
     
  11. [insert your best offer here]

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    PRINCE
    U2

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  12. monsta

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    Corrine Bailey Rae.

    So boring her husband killed himself.
     
  13. monsta

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    IDIOT
     
  14. COB

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    And THAT, short of a look at his passport, is the ultimate proof jonathan really has come to us from BIZARRO WORLD :daf:
     
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    I added U2, they are even worse. And Simply Red should also be mentioned. Plus Pink Floyd and many more.
     
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    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    I would say Gabrielle, but I liked that one that sounded like a life support machine and to be honest half her stuff was just CRINGEY, rather than dull. When A Woman and Sunshine IN PARTICULAR.
     
  18. monsta

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    So anyone who hasn't worked under the pen of Dr Luke then?
     
  19. That One

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    and I VERY MUCH concur with Paul Weller and Prince, sorry.
     
  20. Ag

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    Prince and U2 BORING?

    I'm 50/50 on Prince and DETEST U2, but BORING?

    OK. U2 has lived on watered down rehashes of past glories for 20 years now, which is ultimately boring... But Prince DULL? SERIOUSLY? Are you out of your FUCKING MIND?!
     
  21. monsta

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    I truly loathe Morrissey. Worra load of old MOANING.

    And he's a cunt (Sorry Kate)
     
  22. Ag

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    Oh and Zero 7. I had the misfortune of owning that album everyone had. Chillout music? Sorry I want weed smoke background, not a coma.
     
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    David_5000 I'll dance alone

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    Travis. Just beige.
     
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    One respected "classic" band I never quite could get was The Doors. Apart from other people covering a couple of their hits I find them DULL AS.
     
  26. VoR

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    Someone in my office is very fond of Michael Kiwanuka's album. JESUS CHRIST it's dull.
     
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    I love Keane and I know many people think they're are DULL as per but the new album takes it to a whole new level of BOREDOM, I can't believe I wasted my money on that shit
     
  28. Chlammy

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    I love Travis!

    Oasis are very boring I think if you base it purely on the music.
     
  29. Ag

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    Since 1997, I'd wholly CONCUR.

    Sadly this has just turned into a REAL MUSIC bashing exercise.
     
  30. Tischlampe

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    :o I'm listening to this RIGHT NOW and came in here to post THE SAME THING.

    I bought it for my mum for Mother's Day and thought I quite liked it then. I just put it on for bath music, and it's BLOODY SHITE.
     
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    I'm quite curious that Train and Jason Mraz have had recent hits. I assume DULL AS CLEAR PISS.
     
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    I quite like Train, but I appreciate they have no SUBSTANCE whatsoever. I can only listen to them if I'm in a sickingly good mood.
     
  33. VoR

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    Jason Mraz just seems to have a big hit with a variation of the exact same song every couple of years. I didn't mind it the first time around when it was called The Remedy. but it's been about 5 albums now!
     
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    Oooh ace thread.. I need to think.
     
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  36. VoR

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    Train bemuse me in that they have had several big hits and yet they are UTTERLY UTTERLY anonymous. Can you imagine the kind of person who would actually buy tickets to a Train concert? Do they even tour? I'm not entirely sure they really exist.
     
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    Dido, Travis, WESTLIFE, basically 75% of Jonathan's iTunes library
     
  39. VoR

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    I know it's an obvious one but really - WHAT IS HIS APPEAL?

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  40. Chlammy

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    Jason Mraz has some great songs. He just seems really self-obsessed.

    I used to love Butterfly.
     

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