Discussion in 'Lifestyle & Culture' started by Dr Lecter, Nov 3, 2005.
I'm partial to a bit of Butterscotch if I feel like indulging in my WORKING CLASS side.
QUITE, Lou, QUITE
Yesterday i had TINNED AMBROSIS MACARONI
I've not had Angel Delight for YEARS.
We used to have it every Sunday. A big bowl of jelly, with Angel Delight on top, sprinkled with Hundreds and Thousands. CHAVTASTIC
I remember having SMASH with NETTO BEANS once.
oh, and tinned tangerines for vitamins
Heinz tinned Ravioli tomorrow then?
i thought i was bad having microwave cauliflour cheese for supper....
I may have some DREAM TOPPING at a later date
First i want PINK BLAMANGE, however you spell it
I still SWEAR by Smash. I can't be arsed peeling potatoes thank you very much.
D MY FAVE TINNED FOOD EVER!!!
I like Smash with fish fingers and spaghetti hoops
all day breakfast in a can is a guilty pleasure of mine....
How long before Eddie comes in this thread and chastises us?
You need some FINDUS CRISPY PANCAKES
I had that tonight.
With a jacket potato and beefburgers panini.
i draw the line there...
It's been about 15 years since I had spaghetti hoops. I just might indulge myself tomorrow.
FINDUS HAMWICHES or whatever they were called
When i was younger my grandad would do a nice VESTA CURRY
Eddie can SHUT THE HELL UP (general statement). Food snobs are usually social climbers without the money to buy nicer houses and clothes.
When i was at uni , and SKINT, all i could afford every day was ASDA FISH FINGERS in a sandwich and a bottle of TUDOR ROSE FORTIFIED WINE to get me going for my night out
I had a nice four course meal topped off with a glass of '82 PORT two days ago
Just to show that I have LAYERS
notice roo's priorities in finding some cash for BOOZE
Now i DO liek a VINTAGE PORT, Lou,
My Uncle has loads, i get a bottle of rare vintage every Xmas...he decants it when we arrive..then there hours later its all gone
Oh GOD yes..i used to love living like that...20 minuteso n the train for some clubbing, all i would eat would be my ff sarnie, down that bottle of cheap Tidor Rose (sometimes LAMBRINI if feeling extravagant) and off i went!
The DR*GS helped too
I learnt ALL baout the wide variety of McCain microwaveables this weekend, I knew of little beyond the Microchips
I do indulge quite regularly. Only when I'm in FULL EVENING REGALIA of course. I wouldn't want to look RIDICULOUS after all.
oh blatatntly, i used to spend my weekly budget on 10 pills, a gram of coke, a bottle of wine and then the WHATEVER WAS LEFT went on food
You wouldn't find DRUG TALK at my candlelight suppers with a port tipple.
I had boiled eggs and little squares of bread and butter for my tea
WHy is Angel Delight chavvy? For goodness sake :daf:
i just like talking about things I'M GOOD AT
The best drug takers are DISCREET in my experience
No one likes a BLEEDING NOSE
Lou wears his finest COCKTAIL DRESSES
YES! Its one of my fave pikey food dinners! Cheese and onion smash it AMAZING!
i was so discreet, no one in leicester knew about it until after the event.
that's DISCRETION for you.
Tiara and MATCHING JEWEL-ENCRUSTED HEELS are a requisite for entry.
WHO'S MORE DEBAUCHED NOW VICKY POLLARD :Oi:
Emma eats cold beans out of a can sitting on her sofa watching Trish wearing her blokes boxer shorts
i can challenge ANYONE on debauchery
I can't help feeling Lou is STEALING MY THUNNDER