my WATERSPORTS DILEMMA

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  1. jivafox

    jivafox Stay sexy don’t get murdered

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    Somebody asked me if they could pee on me.

    HAS ANYBODY DONE THIS AND HOW IS IT?
     
  2. funky

    funky INCAPABLE

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    NAR: "my WATERSPORTS DILEMMA cost me my COUNCIL JOB" claims Gladys Kinnock, 96, spotted coming out of Asda with a rubber mat and a bottle of disinfectant
     
  3. jivafox

    jivafox Stay sexy don’t get murdered

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    :D

    Very kind of whoever thought this was worth a TOPIC OF ITS OWN but it doesn't SOLVE ANYTHING
     
  4. octophone

    octophone ADMIN, bitches!!

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    Make them eat a bowl of Sugar Puffs first. That's about the only advice I can offer should you go for it.
     
  5. MilkyBarKid

    MilkyBarKid PARTY STEPS

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    I've not done it myself. What is your feeling about it jivafox?? Do you like the person enough to allow them to pee on you??
     
  6. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    Oh it's FABULOUS

    :D
     
  7. bogeyman

    bogeyman Banned

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    Oh I just knew you were camper than a fortnight at Butlins
     
  8. MilkyBarKid

    MilkyBarKid PARTY STEPS

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    Have you done it Sheena?? Did you pee on them or did they pee on you??
     
  9. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    Oh I've done it ALL WAYS, dear
     
  10. jivafox

    jivafox Stay sexy don’t get murdered

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    It just sounds a bit BORING really. I don't know what I'd expect to get out of it.
     
  11. Dr Lecter

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  12. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    Yeah, well...it can go THAT WAY if it's not done PROPERLY. But then I doubt you want to get QUITE into the things I'm talking about JUST YET... :D
     
  13. MilkyBarKid

    MilkyBarKid PARTY STEPS

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    A bath or shower afterwards hopefully.
     
  14. Dr Lecter

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    Dont they have bars for that somewhere,im sure one poster went there, something about paddling pools of piss etc

    DIRT
     
  15. RobotBoy

    RobotBoy BANG BANG

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    I pissed on my ex in the shower once.
     
  16. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    There's one in London called SOP

    It's FABULOUS

    Or so I hear...
     
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  18. MilkyBarKid

    MilkyBarKid PARTY STEPS

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    Apparently there is a place in London where guys kneel by the urinals and invite people to pee on them.
     
  19. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    That'll be the aforementioned SOP then.

    Though that happens in QUITE A FEW sleaze clubs, so it's not THAT bizarre and WACKY, though I doubt you're gonna get it down G-A-Y anytime soon...
     
  20. wendy the goat

    wendy the goat PS1 Hagrid is sick of your shit

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    Is it as MESSY as i imagine it must be?
     
  21. monsta

    monsta CAUGHT YOUR FEVER

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    Do you make sure you drink LOADS of water first so your urine is DILUTE or is it better with say the first pee of the day which is more YELLOW?
     
  22. MilkyBarKid

    MilkyBarKid PARTY STEPS

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    No, you get shit on there.
     
  23. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    I wouldn't do it on your EIDERDOWN, no.

    Though I can recommend an OLD PERSON'S INCONTINENCE MATTRESS PROTECTOR does the job JUST FINE if you want to do it BED WISE...
     
  24. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    Interesting point. Some people like it the LATTER WAY, though the former is generally the more common I'D SAY...

    Particularly in the films I'VE SEEN :basil:
     
  25. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Do you know I just can't stomach piss. Even more so that I frequently handle bottles of other people's.

    I think I'd rather do brown.
     
  26. monsta

    monsta CAUGHT YOUR FEVER

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    Sheena truly is the YODA of SEXUAL QUIRKS :disco:
     
  27. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    You would NOT rather do brown

    UGH
     
  28. wendy the goat

    wendy the goat PS1 Hagrid is sick of your shit

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    I could probably handle wee but not poo.
     
  29. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Perhaps RED then. Or GREEN.
     
  30. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    Well what can I say. I'm just QUITE ADVENTUROUS. I don't get the HANG UPS people have with sex. It's just, well...SEX
     
  31. jivafox

    jivafox Stay sexy don’t get murdered

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    It seems QUITE COMMON then.

    I may just let him DO IT. I just hope he doesn't take the inch and want a MILE.
     
  32. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    Although I am currently fucking someone who I know FULL WELL IS VERY MUCH INTO SCAT

    I'm waiting for the inevitable question to come. But the answer will VERY MUCH be a no...
     
  33. monsta

    monsta CAUGHT YOUR FEVER

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    Does RED = LADYBLOOD?
     
  34. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    Red is FISTING

    I have NO IDEA what green is...
     
  35. jivafox

    jivafox Stay sexy don’t get murdered

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    then what on earth is GREEN? :gross:
     
  36. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    LADY? Do you think I'm a FUCKING PERVERT?

    No, I'm just talking about fucking a nice WOUND :)
     
  37. wendy the goat

    wendy the goat PS1 Hagrid is sick of your shit

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  38. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    GOOD GOD
     
  39. monsta

    monsta CAUGHT YOUR FEVER

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    OH GOOD GRIEF
     
  40. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    Vomit is an odd one. How on earth is CHUNDERING YOUR GUTS UP sexy ?
     

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