NAR: Geri Halliwell attacked by rouge pigeon

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  1. Shirley

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    By all accounts she was TICKLED PINK

    Oh GOD I need a LONG HOLIDAY
     
  2. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    Isnt it weird how after FOUR DAYS off you need MORE MORE MORE

    Possibly by the Andrea True connection or MAYBE the Nanas, but certainly not anyone ELSE

    And I AM looking forward to seeing my next "rouge" pigeon by the way....
     
  3. Shirley

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    Dame Barbara Cartland prosecuted from BEYOND THE GRAVE for the invention of the rouge pigeon
     
  4. Shirley

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    Rouge pigeons put me IN THE PINK, says Sally Gunnell

    Oh GOD
     
  5. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    Lulu to release album of "Moulin Rouge" covers in yet ANOTHER "whoops, I fucked it up" attempt at remaining in the limelight
     
  6. Shirley

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    After 2 months and an INFINITE amount of SHOUTING it looks as if my house purchase may FINALLY be going through

    *much excite*

    Cue collapse of housing market, rocketing interest rates and Chav takeover of Handbridge :daf:
     
  7. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    Im still nowhere NEAR. House prices in Southsea seem to be going up in EQUILIBRIUM with my NEED for spending money on POINTLESS SHITE from Ebay
     
  8. Shirley

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    Just imagine the sheer JOY of purchasing your very own WASHING MACHINE
     
  9. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    The new Mr Sheena has a LOVELY flat which will take away ALL that hassle should we chose to become "long term life partners"

    But as I only met him Sunday, I wouldnt hold your BREATH
     
  10. Agnetha

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    It certainly ISN'T Abba related...
     
  11. Julie Andrews

    Julie Andrews THE HILLS ARE ALIVE

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    Searching google images for LULU seems to bring up a disproprotionate number of pictures of DOGS

    I put it to you that this is not ENTIRELY coincidental
     
  12. Shirley

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    TWO out of THREE ain't BAD
     
  13. Ag

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    SHAME YOU DIDN'T
     
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    OT - [​IMG]

    Star's DAD MORIFIED
     
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    news: Lulu's cholestrol count at NEAR DEATH levels!
     
  16. Sheena

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    I agree PRECISELY with what Agnetha said but in relation to the LAST POST

    Im WORRIED this Take That REVIVAL will give that CUNT an opportunity to RELIGHT HER FIRE
     
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    *gets matches and can of petrol to relight THAT fire!*
     
  18. Shirley

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    OT: Neil Morrissey DEAD in BUTTON MUSHROOM HORROR
     
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    OT: After watching Acorn Antiques again I WISH that was TRUE
     
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    NAR: Tony Blair to retire next year and become "come sponge" to Sinitta.
     
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    Kate dumps like a truck

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    news: He may have recently made a brief appearance on Big Brother, but he really is worth more than that. Seeing as he’s had experience with youngsters maybe a show along the theme of Super Nanny would suit him? If he could tolerate the contents of the Big Brother house, then a couple of hyperactive six-year-olds should be no trouble. And if good reasoning and ‘time outs’ fail to make the children behave, then there’s always bribery. What kid isn’t going to do as uncle Jimmy says when they think there’s a ride in a rocket in it for them? How’s about that then?
     
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    Geru Hallwell dies in Childbirth. ONE CAN HOPE!
     
  25. Shirley

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    OT: Jennifer Capriati assaulted with outsize Bakewell Tart

    Police are interviewing a man suspected to have links to the West Woking Almond Liberation Front
     
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    NAR: Kerry Katona becomes the face of Ready Brek. Company said to be considering setting her alight for "authentic glow".

    Music industry celebrates
     
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    Madison Everything goes up by six

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    OT: Tanita Tikaram found strangled. Witnesses see two bald men leave the scene - police want to question Right Said Fred.
     
  28. Shirley

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    NAR: We particularly recall one very early episode of 'Give Us A Clue' when Una Stubbs scored maximum points after the teams took only a few seconds to recognise her Fanny By Gaslight.
     
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    news: Carole Bayer Sager gives birth to pair of flip flops.
     
  30. Shirley

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    news: Enormous stash of nudey pictures of Sinitta unearthed in a disused bakery in Dorking

    "This find is of IMMENSE HISTORICAL VALUE" enthused Bertie Bassett, curator of the Chesterfield Museum of Rubbish 1980s Pop
     
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  31. Ag

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    I assume this was a not so subtle quote from Popbitch or something, 5 years before the BIG REVEAL.
     

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