Discussion in 'Celebdaq' started by Shirley, Apr 14, 2004.
By all accounts she was TICKLED PINK
Oh GOD I need a LONG HOLIDAY
Isnt it weird how after FOUR DAYS off you need MORE MORE MORE
Possibly by the Andrea True connection or MAYBE the Nanas, but certainly not anyone ELSE
And I AM looking forward to seeing my next "rouge" pigeon by the way....
Dame Barbara Cartland prosecuted from BEYOND THE GRAVE for the invention of the rouge pigeon
Rouge pigeons put me IN THE PINK, says Sally Gunnell
Lulu to release album of "Moulin Rouge" covers in yet ANOTHER "whoops, I fucked it up" attempt at remaining in the limelight
After 2 months and an INFINITE amount of SHOUTING it looks as if my house purchase may FINALLY be going through
Cue collapse of housing market, rocketing interest rates and Chav takeover of Handbridge :daf:
Im still nowhere NEAR. House prices in Southsea seem to be going up in EQUILIBRIUM with my NEED for spending money on POINTLESS SHITE from Ebay
Just imagine the sheer JOY of purchasing your very own WASHING MACHINE
The new Mr Sheena has a LOVELY flat which will take away ALL that hassle should we chose to become "long term life partners"
But as I only met him Sunday, I wouldnt hold your BREATH
It certainly ISN'T Abba related...
Searching google images for LULU seems to bring up a disproprotionate number of pictures of DOGS
I put it to you that this is not ENTIRELY coincidental
TWO out of THREE ain't BAD
SHAME YOU DIDN'T
Star's DAD MORIFIED
news: Lulu's cholestrol count at NEAR DEATH levels!
I agree PRECISELY with what Agnetha said but in relation to the LAST POST
Im WORRIED this Take That REVIVAL will give that CUNT an opportunity to RELIGHT HER FIRE
*gets matches and can of petrol to relight THAT fire!*
OT: Neil Morrissey DEAD in BUTTON MUSHROOM HORROR
OT: After watching Acorn Antiques again I WISH that was TRUE
NAR: Tony Blair to retire next year and become "come sponge" to Sinitta.
news: He may have recently made a brief appearance on Big Brother, but he really is worth more than that. Seeing as he’s had experience with youngsters maybe a show along the theme of Super Nanny would suit him? If he could tolerate the contents of the Big Brother house, then a couple of hyperactive six-year-olds should be no trouble. And if good reasoning and ‘time outs’ fail to make the children behave, then there’s always bribery. What kid isn’t going to do as uncle Jimmy says when they think there’s a ride in a rocket in it for them? How’s about that then?
Geru Hallwell dies in Childbirth. ONE CAN HOPE!
OT: Jennifer Capriati assaulted with outsize Bakewell Tart
Police are interviewing a man suspected to have links to the West Woking Almond Liberation Front
NAR: Kerry Katona becomes the face of Ready Brek. Company said to be considering setting her alight for "authentic glow".
Music industry celebrates
OT: Tanita Tikaram found strangled. Witnesses see two bald men leave the scene - police want to question Right Said Fred.
NAR: We particularly recall one very early episode of 'Give Us A Clue' when Una Stubbs scored maximum points after the teams took only a few seconds to recognise her Fanny By Gaslight.
news: Carole Bayer Sager gives birth to pair of flip flops.
news: Enormous stash of nudey pictures of Sinitta unearthed in a disused bakery in Dorking
"This find is of IMMENSE HISTORICAL VALUE" enthused Bertie Bassett, curator of the Chesterfield Museum of Rubbish 1980s Pop
I assume this was a not so subtle quote from Popbitch or something, 5 years before the BIG REVEAL.