NAR: Tina Cousins' cunt sold for £12.43 on ebay

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  1. Sheena

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    Plus postage and PACKAGING
     
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    OT: eBay sold on eBay for 12 pence

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    OT: "My ebay bought implants gave me serious GIP" claims saddened mid 90s Julia Roberts

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    OT: Mid-noughties Julia Roberts sells third husband on eBay in an undisclosed "Buy It Now" deal

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    Adeva is SHOCKED and APPALLED to receive NO BIDS
     
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    Bidding reaches FEVER PITCH in as Dame Yootha Joyce's left nipples are put under the hammer at Sotheby's Cheadle High Street Branch.

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    CHAOS ENSUES as Asian Pop Beauty Faloola Chong announces plans to "eBay" her "pregnancy pillow", as featured in her starring episode of ER
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    "Starting plice, Ereven Mirrion Dorrars!" exclaimed the proud 'mother' to the fervent press.
     
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    The Shake & Vac lady hoovers up Lulu's remains from her lovely carpet
     
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    Lulu gets a lovely send-off
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    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    NAR: A Sotheby's spokesman confesses interest in Jana Novotna's MINGE was 'very disappointing' following her recent non matching collars n' cuff SCANDAL. 'I guess we'll just stuff it with mothballs and store it next to Jo Durie's', he sighed.
     
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    My mum said that if I say cunt I'll get one.
     
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    CLEARLY enjoying her meal, the UK's #1 Lulu lookalike, Barbara Shagnasty, prepares to chow down on her last supper as grinning prison officers prepare to electrocute her for crimes to humanity...
     
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    Merkin worn by Mel B in the Spice Girls `Goodbye' video fails to reach reserve price of 50 pence on ebay
     
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    Mel B fails to reach reserve price of 72 Italian Lira on ebay
     
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    OT: CID move in on Annabelle Croft amid accusations of Babybel Fraud
     
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    'Time running out' for 24 asylum seekers trapped in Mel C's minge hair
     
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  20. Sheena

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    Out of date loaf goes for £47.30 on Amazon Marketplace

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    NAR: Cause we're LIVING in a WORLD of FOOLS, breaking us DOWN, when they all should LET US BE, we BELONG to YOU and ME
     
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    NAR ALSO: I had Dana International's version on in the car this VERY MORNING
     
  23. Shirley

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    I haven't had the PLEASURE
     
  24. Sheena

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    It ISNT really...

    It followed her "Woman In Love". Which really is CORKING
     
  25. Shirley

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    I just BOUGHT that Tina Cousins single on a RASH IMPULSE while buying some BEETHOVEN for Mr S for Christmas (He LOVES to LISTEN to)

    Anyway I'm not convinced that it's ANY GOOD AT ALL :bad:
     
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    Oh there's some AWFUL remixes :D

    Come back FLIP'N'FILL all is FORGIVEN :Oi:
     
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  27. Shirley

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    And to add INSULT to INJURY that picture of ADEVA has gone AWOL

    Someone had BETTER have it SAVED somewhere or I shall be infinitely :evil:
     
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  28. Sheena

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    BUGGER I think I only had it in my FAVOURITES. Im not sure its saved ANYWHERE AT ALL since PC MELTDOWN

    I quite like "Wonderful Life", though I wouldnt go as far as BUYING IT

    Did it CHART ?
     
  29. Shirley

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    We could always e-mail toby@soulwalking.co.uk and ask him to send it

    We probably killed his site by linking to it ANYWAY :D
     
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    Talking of which, following EXTENSIVE discussions with Mr Lolly last night, do we still have UDO at the GROOOOOVE Cave going ?
     
  31. Shirley

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    The Groovecave seems to be NO MORE

    I am understandably DISTRAUGHT
     
  32. Sheena

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    This is nothing short of an INTERNATIONAL disaster

    I wonder if Udo finally succumbed to the AWFULNESS of his moustache...

    Anyway, damn. It was the Boney M MECCA
     
  33. Shirley

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    You can still see all the things you are missing on Google Images

    I can't find the one of LEE and THINGY meeting Liz Mitchell in the homemade BONEY M shirt though which is a SHAME
     
  34. Sheena

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    Im sure I have that saved on my work PC

    And thinking about it, my photobucket account MAY just have ADEVA

    Hold your HANDBAG...
     
  35. Sheena

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    I was mistaken

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  36. Shirley

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    DESPAIR and DISASTER

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    DISASTER and DISGRACE

    I bought the said Ms Cousins single last week. I have NO FURTHER COMMENT TO MAKE
     
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    NEWS: Judy Cheeks to star as Joan "The Freak" Ferguson in movie version of "Prisoner: Cell Block H".

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