Discussion in 'Celebdaq' started by Sheena, Aug 25, 2005.
Plus postage and PACKAGING
OT: eBay sold on eBay for 12 pence
"We never saw it coming," says a distressed shareholder
OT: "My ebay bought implants gave me serious GIP" claims saddened mid 90s Julia Roberts
OT: Mid-noughties Julia Roberts sells third husband on eBay in an undisclosed "Buy It Now" deal
"I needed some funds to get the downstairs loo done" beamed the jubilant "Hook" actress
Adeva is SHOCKED and APPALLED to receive NO BIDS
Bidding reaches FEVER PITCH in as Dame Yootha Joyce's left nipples are put under the hammer at Sotheby's Cheadle High Street Branch.
CHAOS ENSUES as Asian Pop Beauty Faloola Chong announces plans to "eBay" her "pregnancy pillow", as featured in her starring episode of ER
"Starting plice, Ereven Mirrion Dorrars!" exclaimed the proud 'mother' to the fervent press.
"The Chance To Decapitate Lulu" breaks all records at Christie's Auction House
The Shake & Vac lady hoovers up Lulu's remains from her lovely carpet
Lulu gets a lovely send-off
NAR: A Sotheby's spokesman confesses interest in Jana Novotna's MINGE was 'very disappointing' following her recent non matching collars n' cuff SCANDAL. 'I guess we'll just stuff it with mothballs and store it next to Jo Durie's', he sighed.
My mum said that if I say cunt I'll get one.
CLEARLY enjoying her meal, the UK's #1 Lulu lookalike, Barbara Shagnasty, prepares to chow down on her last supper as grinning prison officers prepare to electrocute her for crimes to humanity...
Merkin worn by Mel B in the Spice Girls `Goodbye' video fails to reach reserve price of 50 pence on ebay
Mel B fails to reach reserve price of 72 Italian Lira on ebay
OT: CID move in on Annabelle Croft amid accusations of Babybel Fraud
'Time running out' for 24 asylum seekers trapped in Mel C's minge hair
Out of date loaf goes for £47.30 on Amazon Marketplace
NAR: Cause we're LIVING in a WORLD of FOOLS, breaking us DOWN, when they all should LET US BE, we BELONG to YOU and ME
NAR ALSO: I had Dana International's version on in the car this VERY MORNING
I haven't had the PLEASURE
It ISNT really...
It followed her "Woman In Love". Which really is CORKING
I just BOUGHT that Tina Cousins single on a RASH IMPULSE while buying some BEETHOVEN for Mr S for Christmas (He LOVES to LISTEN to)
Anyway I'm not convinced that it's ANY GOOD AT ALL
Oh there's some AWFUL remixes
Come back FLIP'N'FILL all is FORGIVEN :Oi:
And to add INSULT to INJURY that picture of ADEVA has gone AWOL
Someone had BETTER have it SAVED somewhere or I shall be infinitely
BUGGER I think I only had it in my FAVOURITES. Im not sure its saved ANYWHERE AT ALL since PC MELTDOWN
I quite like "Wonderful Life", though I wouldnt go as far as BUYING IT
Did it CHART ?
We could always e-mail email@example.com and ask him to send it
We probably killed his site by linking to it ANYWAY
Talking of which, following EXTENSIVE discussions with Mr Lolly last night, do we still have UDO at the GROOOOOVE Cave going ?
The Groovecave seems to be NO MORE
I am understandably DISTRAUGHT
This is nothing short of an INTERNATIONAL disaster
I wonder if Udo finally succumbed to the AWFULNESS of his moustache...
Anyway, damn. It was the Boney M MECCA
You can still see all the things you are missing on Google Images
I can't find the one of LEE and THINGY meeting Liz Mitchell in the homemade BONEY M shirt though which is a SHAME
Im sure I have that saved on my work PC
And thinking about it, my photobucket account MAY just have ADEVA
Hold your HANDBAG...
I was mistaken
DESPAIR and DISASTER
DISASTER and DISGRACE
I bought the said Ms Cousins single last week. I have NO FURTHER COMMENT TO MAKE
NEWS: Judy Cheeks to star as Joan "The Freak" Ferguson in movie version of "Prisoner: Cell Block H".
Maggie Kirkpatrick "devestated"
NAR: Son of Widge and Cwej, Cwidge, inserts entire chav into anus. Head first.
NAR: "My hands have been coated in lube for three years now, and fingers have been stuck together solid" complains a weightier Advea