New album JOANNE - Oct. 21

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  1. Penelope

    Penelope AND SHAVE OUR EYEBROWS

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    Well it seems like this UTTER FUCKING PRICK wants to be known as Joanne from now on anyway so we may as well LET HER
     
  2. monsta

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    FACT!

    Meanwhile the Queen of Pop releases the pop album of the year with a bunch of rejects!

    Now that's TRUE :disco:
     
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    Thank heavens for small mercies, that's all I can say!
     
  4. monsta

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    I've not seen AHS this season. Is she credited as JOANNE on the titles?
     
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    Dark Carnival Missss Vaaaaaanjie

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    Oh come on you cannot be fucking serious!
     
  6. Dark Carnival

    Dark Carnival Missss Vaaaaaanjie

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    I'm here for this U-Turn!
     
  7. Zu-Klara

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    :D at this and the rest of the VOLTE-FACE

    WELL DONE DARLING!
     
  8. Mugatu

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    The snippets are low-quality but Joanne's voice sounds actively painful, snarling away over all of those instruments and sounds. I'm quite looking forward to hordes of baffled gays staring blankly as she tries to start up a MOSH PIT at the Joanne Ball Dive Bar Tour.

    I know there's probably Cheek to Cheek 2: Cheek 2 Cheek to come after this but christ, bring back the hook-nosed Ace of Base devotee who could actually write a chorus soon.
     
  9. Tramell

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    Sounds like a Xenomania/Girls Aloud kinda stomper :disco:

    If you weren't blinded by pure HATRED, you'd feel it too, love!
     
  10. monsta

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    It's times like this I miss jonathan.
     
  12. monsta

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    He's due a comeback, armed with the CREDITS PLEASE of Emili Sande's latest opus.
     
  13. RaspberrySwirl

    RaspberrySwirl Leftover

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    WHat the hell is her record company thinking? I'm so embarrassed for her and for Penny.
     
  14. Zu-Klara

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    :D POOR PENELOPE

    I wouldn't blame Interscope though. It's clearly HER DOING
     
  15. RobotBoy

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    Gaga doesn't need your pity.

    Penny on the other hand...
     
  16. Phoenix

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    It must hurt to have one of your own turn on you.
     
  17. Pipo

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    oh i just loled and i think i woke up the neighbours
     
  18. J-Snow

    J-Snow I'm ms. EXTRA, EXTRA.

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    A-YO sounds like utter shit but everything else actually sounds promising.

    Where are you?
    'Cause I can’t see you
    But I feel you watchin' ME
    Dilated, falling free (:()
    In a modern ECSTASY


    PI is revealing itself to be, dare I say, AMAZING. 10/10
     
  19. RobotBoy

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    Oh finally you miserable queens are realising we were right about Perfect Illusion all along.
     
  20. monsta

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    It's astonishing how a Freemasons/Madge mashup can polish even the biggest turd!
     
  21. Penelope

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    Perfect Illusion is still fab. That *that's* the single pop compromise on this album is a complete fucking insult.
     
  22. KindaCool

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    Has this flopped yet? The sooner this is released and flops, the sooner Gags can realize that she needs to go back to Eurotrash electropop.
     
  23. J-Snow

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    Just picture her rehashing Just Dance and STILL flopping (which she would, see: G.U.Y). Not a good look. But to flop with an acoustic indie rock/country/pop album made of INSTRUMENTS is endearing.
     
  24. Halli

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    I see on twitter she's getting on a plane to 'promote Joanne' - I take it that doesn't mean the UK seeing as Graham Norton and X Factor were cancelled?
     
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    I assume she's going to Nashville to busk.
     
  26. Halli

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    Far too mainstream for this Indie release in the youtube age.
     
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    Gurl, I'm blind ok, but you're TONE FUCKING DEAF!
     
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    Dark Carnival Missss Vaaaaaanjie

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    This post is reserved for jonathan's return :disco:
     
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    Oh god, the acronym went straight over my head, I presumed she'd done a Kate Bush and written a song about the mathematical constant.
     
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    She set the bar SO SO LOW for her this time around combined with a lot of GOODWILL (Emmy, performing in USA's biggest award shows, Cheek2Cheek, tec) and people anticipating a new album of hers that even a Red One 2010 reject demo could have scored her a semi-hit.

    Madonna didn't start disowning her material until like 25 years later, this bitch is already doing that? It's a good thing she has stripped all the techno beats away so people can see how shite she could be.

    And people were saying she is not the new MAdonna but the new Cindy Lauper though Cinds does have a few bops, Lady Gaga is positioning herself to become the white Ashanti instead.
     
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  31. Dark Carnival

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    :D
     
  32. Dark Carnival

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    Wait, what? This has actually leaked?

    Does anyone care anymore? :o
     
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    I want to smoke crystal meth with the other mountain folk to A-Yo. Such a jam.
     
  34. Penelope

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    She WISHES. More like the new Lucie Silvas.
     
  35. COB

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    I made a decision today - I'm going to dress as JOANNE for Halloween ":disco:"
     
  36. jivafox

    jivafox Stay sexy don’t get murdered

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    Are you prepared for everybody to ask you who you're supposed to be?
     
  37. COB

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    I'd be disappointed if they HAD heard of her! Not everyone moves in indie circles.
     
  38. Zu-Klara

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    And not EVERYONE is familiar with such a NEW TYPE OF MUSIC!
     
  39. COB

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    It's sweeping the country, don't you know!
     
  40. monsta

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    But it's meant to be POPSTAR FANCY DRESS!

    Fuck off upstairs to Propaganda you serious indie artiste!
     
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