NEWS: New replacement announced

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  1. Madison

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    NEWS: Claire Sweeney DEAD.

    ITV to announce Her Loose Women replacement in a press conference at 9:00 AM BST tomorrow :o
     
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    NAR: STOP FUCKING HATE applauds ITV's choice of John Sentamu as next Loose Woman

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    The replacement Archbishop of York is announced tomorrow at 6 am.
     
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    Vacuous bitch and hammer of Catholicism Nadine Coyle is the surprise choice for Archbishop of York

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    Her replacement in Girls Aloud to be announce tomorrow.
     
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    Any news of this?
     
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    :moira:: Sue Nicholls "in talks" according to RUMOURS

    http://i.STOP FUNDING HATE.co.uk/i/pix/2008/12/09/article-0-02C07E65000005DC-460_224x423.jpg

    If true, the NEW and IMPROVED recast Audrey Roberts to be announced tomorrow at noon :o
     
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    Now she'll be fabulous, she's got pop form -

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    There doesn't seem to be news of any live press conference streaming on corrie.com :(
     
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    People on Twitter saying Nichols is doing a photoshoot right now at Polydor - seems certain she's joining.
     
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    With Cherly's star at an all time high it makes sense to bring someone in who's already got a fair bit of fame around them, doesn't it? It should hopefully mean it won't be all about Tweedy for the next campaign.
     
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    In a shock to the industry, ITV have announced JOHN REDWOOD MP is to take over the role of Audrey Roberts.

    This will be only the third time in Coronation Street history where a female character will be played by a male actor.
     
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    I wonder who the new MP for Wokingham will be.
     
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    That's where Suomi is from. So him.
     
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    ''Who will be the new Suomi?' is the question on everybody's lips'' claims Anne Diamond.
     
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    Surely there'll need to be a by-election for the Wokingham post? Suomi can't just CLAIM POWER
     
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    There will be a by-election on Saturday.

    Suomi is only a candidate right now. The ext candidate will announce at 9pm tonight :disco:
     
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    It HAS to be Sonia. The failure of her 'Better The Devil You Know' campaign in SKELMERSDALE was a bitter disappointment.
     
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    I thought Sonia was a member of the House of Lords...
     
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    Yeah, she's got a (NOF) website and everything: http://www.lady-sonia.com

    The ext candidate announcement is late. Bad form.
     
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    What do you mean? It's all over Twitter.

    LAURA LINNEY is the latest candidate to announce.
     
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    The next candidate is

    ANGELICA AGURBASH

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    Those delayed results:

    LINNEY, Laura (UKIP) 25,210
    AGURBASH, Angelica (Lab) 22,191
    EVANS, Sonia (Con) 12,201
    SUOMI (Beard) 9

    There were 72 spoilt ballots.
     
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    HOORAY

    Although Laura Linney's mean to be starring as a lady with cancer in the new show "The Big C", so someone will have to replace her in that now.
     
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    I heard the announcement for her replacement was due tomorrow morning.
     
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    :D I love this thread

    I'm excited about this announcement
     
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    Tia or Tamera REFUTES rumours

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    With good reason because it's just been leaked...

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    Sarah 'Same Difference' Smith is leaving the duo to launch her acting career.

    Same Difference will carry on with Sean and a replacement to be announced next week.
     
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    It'll be a stretch to play the mother of a 15 year old kid, but i don't doubt she'll manage it.

    I'm thinking CWEJ as her Same Difference replacement.
     
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    Oh and John Redwood MP's first scenes as Audrey Roberts air a week on Thursday, according to yesterday's Corrie press release.
     
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    I can't wait to see what John Setamu has to say about Coleen Rooney on tomorrow's show.
     
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    I've heard a horrifying rumour who thereplacement is...
     
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    The replacement for Sarah in Same Difference? I heard it was Claire Sweeney :o
     
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    You heard wrong. The IP wires have confirmed it:

    http://img.theSTOP FUNDING HATE/multimedia/archive/00223/Kay_Burley_223061a.jpg

    Following her humiliation, Kay 'Princess Diana is dead' Burley has quit her job at Sky to join Same Difference.
     
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    The rumours I've heard are that she's very excited about the incest angle.
     

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