NEWS: Claire Sweeney DEAD. ITV to announce Her Loose Women replacement in a press conference at 9:00 AM BST tomorrow
NAR: STOP FUCKING HATE applauds ITV's choice of John Sentamu as next Loose Woman The replacement Archbishop of York is announced tomorrow at 6 am.
Vacuous bitch and hammer of Catholicism Nadine Coyle is the surprise choice for Archbishop of York Her replacement in Girls Aloud to be announce tomorrow.
NARL: A first edition of the FORTY-ONE YEAR OLD number one on the HIT PARADE, "LESBO" by Les Dennis and Susan Boyle, found in PACKET OF CORNFLAKES by DEVASTATED MORMON
: Sue Nicholls "in talks" according to RUMOURS http://i.STOP FUNDING HATE.co.uk/i/pix/2008/12/09/article-0-02C07E65000005DC-460_224x423.jpg If true, the NEW and IMPROVED recast Audrey Roberts to be announced tomorrow at noon
Now she'll be fabulous, she's got pop form - <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bUovdWvVD0U&hl=en_US&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bUovdWvVD0U&hl=en_US&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object> There doesn't seem to be news of any live press conference streaming on corrie.com
People on Twitter saying Nichols is doing a photoshoot right now at Polydor - seems certain she's joining.
With Cherly's star at an all time high it makes sense to bring someone in who's already got a fair bit of fame around them, doesn't it? It should hopefully mean it won't be all about Tweedy for the next campaign.
In a shock to the industry, ITV have announced JOHN REDWOOD MP is to take over the role of Audrey Roberts. This will be only the third time in Coronation Street history where a female character will be played by a male actor.
There will be a by-election on Saturday. Suomi is only a candidate right now. The ext candidate will announce at 9pm tonight
It HAS to be Sonia. The failure of her 'Better The Devil You Know' campaign in SKELMERSDALE was a bitter disappointment.
Yeah, she's got a (NOF) website and everything: http://www.lady-sonia.com The ext candidate announcement is late. Bad form.
Those delayed results: LINNEY, Laura (UKIP) 25,210 AGURBASH, Angelica (Lab) 22,191 EVANS, Sonia (Con) 12,201 SUOMI (Beard) 9 There were 72 spoilt ballots.
HOORAY Although Laura Linney's mean to be starring as a lady with cancer in the new show "The Big C", so someone will have to replace her in that now.
With good reason because it's just been leaked... Sarah 'Same Difference' Smith is leaving the duo to launch her acting career. Same Difference will carry on with Sean and a replacement to be announced next week.
It'll be a stretch to play the mother of a 15 year old kid, but i don't doubt she'll manage it. I'm thinking CWEJ as her Same Difference replacement.
Oh and John Redwood MP's first scenes as Audrey Roberts air a week on Thursday, according to yesterday's Corrie press release.
You heard wrong. The IP wires have confirmed it: http://img.theSTOP FUNDING HATE/multimedia/archive/00223/Kay_Burley_223061a.jpg Following her humiliation, Kay 'Princess Diana is dead' Burley has quit her job at Sky to join Same Difference.