NEWS: New replacement announced

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  1. Penelope

    Penelope SMIRKING LESBIAN MOON

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    I'm surprised you haven't been paying attention.

    Suomi and Angelica Agurbash are restanding (the latter had to go through a grueling reselection process, but as chair of the local party she managed to just about squeeze past Inaya Day), while UKIP have gone with the appealing joint ticket of Günther and the Sunshine Girls.

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    The Statement of Persons Nominated was as follows:

    AGURBASH, Angelica (Lab)
    FRANCIS, Leigh (Con)
    IRIMIA, Gabriela (Lib Dem)
    JENTINA (Green)
    SUOMI (Beard)
    the Sunshine Girls, GÜNTHER (UKIP)
     
  2. Madison

    Madison Everything goes up by six

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    It's a shame so few of them have titles or positions which would lend themselves to some sort of joke thread about successions.
     
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    Penelope SMIRKING LESBIAN MOON

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    Don't be ridiculous. We don't even know the result yet.
     
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    Penelope SMIRKING LESBIAN MOON

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    That SHOCK result in Wokingham after the day's coverage of Agurbash's 'Myleene's Meaty Minge' Twitter photo scandal

    IRIMIA, Gabriela (Lib Dem) 24,491
    SUOMI (Beard) 22,900
    JENTINA (Green) 17,182
    the Sunshine Girls, GÜNTHER (UKIP) 11,562
    AGURBASH, Angelica (Lab) 4,101
    FRANCIS, Leigh (Con) 48

    There were 28,476 spoilt ballots.

    Jentina will be very disappointed with that result as a local candidate, but on the bright side The Cheeky Girls now need a rake with horsey teeth to replace Gabriela on their tour of the provincial Pride circuit next year.
     
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    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    After a year's dieting and plastic surgery, JANET STREET-PORTER FINALLY revealed as the new Cheeky Girl
     
  6. Madison

    Madison Everything goes up by six

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    That's disappointing. It will be difficult filling her Loose Women seat.
     
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    Penelope SMIRKING LESBIAN MOON

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    VoR hasn't got much on since his pending conversion to Islam fell through when he was caught on Grindr, but this does mean that there's a real battle on between Iran and the Loose Women team over the bidding war for which of them gets Cat Bin Lady.
     
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    Penelope SMIRKING LESBIAN MOON

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    BREAKING: Cat Bin Lady DEAD from consumption
     
  9. Madison

    Madison Everything goes up by six

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    STOP TRYING TO DESTROY THIS THREAD
     
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    Madison Everything goes up by six

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    Story so far:

    Claire Sweeney died
    John Sentamu replaces Sweeney on Loose Women
    Nadine Coyle replaces Sentamu as Archbishop of York
    Sue Nicholls replaces Coyle in Girls Aloud
    John Redwood MP replaces Nicholls in Coronation Street
    Laura Linney replaces Redwood in the House of Commons
    Sarah Smith replaces Linney in that cancer drama
    Kay Burley replaces Smith in Same Difference
    Duchess of Cornwall replaces Burley in Sky News
    Angela Merkel replaces Camilla as Princess of Wales
    Jesus replaces Merkel as Chancellor of Germany
    Anthony Costa replaces Christ as Christian messiah
    Caroline Wyatt replaces Costa in Blue
    Lulu replaces Wyatt as BBC Defence Correspondent
    Dannii Minogue replaces Lulu as the guest vocalist on "Relight My Fire"
    Funky replaces Dannii as Ethan's childcare provider
    Heather Small replaces funky as the new funky
    Theresa May replaces Small as the Olympic theme song singer
    Mrs Goggins replaces May as Home Secretary
    George Papandreou replaces Goggins as Greendale Postmistress
    Jesy from Little Mix replaces Papandreou as Prime Minister of the Hellenic Republic
    Slave replaces Jesy in Little Mix
    Boutros Boutros-Ghali replaces Slave as a reviewer of nineties singles
    ZsaZsa Gabor replaces Boutros-Ghali as the next Boutros-Ghali
    Lulu replaces Gabor as decrepit person dying of old age
    Peter Jackson replaces Lulu as BBC Defence Correspondent
    Alison Janney replaces Jackson as Director of The Hobbit
    Ed The Duck replaces Janney as indie film character actor
    Pope Benedict XVI replaces Ed as broom cupboard companion
    Fatima Whitbread replaces Benedict as Pope
    Andy Crane replaces Whitbread as IACGMOOH contestant
    Anders Behring Breivik replaces Crane as CBBC Presenter
    Lulu replaces Breivik as Norwegian terrorist
    Kelly Llorenna replaces Lulu as dying person
    Nina Wadia replaces Llorenna as lighthouse foghorn
    Mustafa Jalil replaces Wadia in Eastenders
    Jade Ewen replaces Jalil as President of Libya
    Nicola Sturgeon replaces Ewen in the Sugababes
    President Rouhani replaces Sturgeon as SNP leader
    VoR replaces Rouhani as President of Iran
    Koko the gorilla replaces VoR as occasional Guardian columnist
    Cilla Black replaces Koko as the world's most famous talking gorilla
    Laura Linney replaces Cilla Black as Shadow Lounge regular
    Gabrielle Irimia replaces Linney as MP for Wokingham
    Janet Street Porter replaces Gabrielle in the Cheeky Girls
     
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    Penelope SMIRKING LESBIAN MOON

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    Does this mean Zsa Zsa Gabor just DIED?!
     
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    Indie Great Tits IN THE SNOW

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    Shit, nobody told me.

    Sorry, Libyans :(
     
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    In a dramatic twist, Janet Street-Porter has been replaced on the Loose Women sofa by His Holiness Patriarch Kirill of Moscow

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    This SUDDEN TURN OF EVENTS means the search is now on for a new Primate of the Russian Orthodox Church, with rumours strongly suggesting at least three Nolans are under firm consideration
     
  14. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    It's got to be some QUEEN with that GET UP

    I'm thinking PETER TATCHELL
     
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    Penelope SMIRKING LESBIAN MOON

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    Sadly Ms Tatchell is BANNED from Russia for LIFE after that unfortunate incident in the Moscow Greggs
     

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