New Tory leadership/ PM campaign - It's Theresa May

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Sophie's Choice - who do you want to win?

  1. Stephen Crabb

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  2. Liam Fox

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  3. Michael Gove

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  4. Andrea Leadsom

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  5. Theresa May

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  1. Alex

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    Or give him another chance to fuck things up for himself making some ridiculous comment and getting the boot
     
  2. Mugatu

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    Scenes when Boris pins the Boko Haram crisis on VOODOO and offers round conciliatory fried chicken. Quaint 1920s racism has no place in government.
     
  3. Kalabaliken

    Kalabaliken Pop Precision Since 1978

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    I just realised that means Boris is in charge of MI6! :basil:

    You really could NOT make this up if you tried!
     
  4. PJL

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    Yes, that's what I'm thinking as well.
     
  5. Kalabaliken

    Kalabaliken Pop Precision Since 1978

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    She wouldn't be that devious to cause embarrassment to the party though, would she?
     
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    Madison Everything goes up by six

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    What's the last Foreign Secretary scandal you can remember? No one really gives it attention.
     
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    octophone The Electrocutioner

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    If it wasn't for the Brexit Minister post, I'd have assumed BoJo's appointment as some kind of sinister joke - in fact, I did until I saw David Davis's new role.
     
  8. octophone

    octophone The Electrocutioner

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    Here ya go Boris, just the job for a xenophobic twat.

    Is this that whole keep yer enemies closer shit or something?
     
  9. RaspberrySwirl

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    What the fuck are they thinking!
     
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    I had to remind myself who the last few foreign secretaries have been. Only Jack Straw stands out as especially memorable, for all the wrong reasons now sadly.
     
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    Mostly because we don't appoint RAVING FUCKWITS to our most important diplomatic role!
     
  12. RaspberrySwirl

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    The reaction to this in our press is not pretty.
     
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  14. Shirley

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    CHER has also SPOKEN

    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/NickJWReilly">@NickJWReilly</a> Think He’s<br>F-ing Idiot who lied to British ppl<br>&amp; Didnt have the⚽️2 LEAD<br>THEM ONCE “LEAVE”VOTE WON‼️..anymore questions</p>&mdash; Cher (@cher) <a href="https://twitter.com/cher/status/753309026427867136">July 13, 2016</a></blockquote>
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  15. Jark

    Jark I... know... how bad you want this

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    :D!

    The same Cher who celebrated brexit after the event because she was told it was GOOD 4 THE PPL?
     
  16. dUb

    dUb WENT TO WAR FOR U

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    Well as she explained, she didn't mean that - she used a pray emoji meaning she prays it's the best choice for the people, but the text just said "it's the best choice..."
     
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    In fairness she later CLARIFIED that the hands emoji she put before made it so she said she was PRAYING it was good for the people
     
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    I've no idea about what's east or west with this person but it's nice to see a WELL SEASONED politician on the iron throne rather than all those BABY FACES in politics today
     
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    I assume at this stage we're all aware that's there's a glamour model named TERESA MAY, whose Twitter bio now reads: "I am a UK Glamour model, not the Prime Minister"

    She was in the Smack My Bitch Up video.
     
  20. Eileen

    Eileen All the better to see you with, my dear.

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    Very aware. She's the stripper the lead character shags
     
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    Eileen All the better to see you with, my dear.

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    Also, I'm absolutely loving this political shit show. I hope she installs Edd the Duck for education and Lemmy's corpse for health.
     
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    I guess since she's a Scottish Tory she actually has a sense of humour.
     
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    "are you absolutely sure you want two short-haired, flat shoes, shovel-faced lesbians with northern accents?" :D
     
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    Jætike Gay horses eat hay

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    2016 should be a British sitcom
     
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    She's sacked Gove.

    GOOD. At least with May around, that WEIRDO will remain on the backbenches.
     
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    I saw that yesterday and meant to post it here :D
     
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    Nicky Morgan DEAD.
     
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    Jeremy Hunt DEAD!
     
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    Hunt apparently NOT DEAD.
     
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    She's sacked the whole Notting Hill set in one go. Seems like a bad move.
     
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    Well seasoned, but a dangerous, brash, ignorant, xenophobic and populist leader.

    http://www.middleeasteye.net/columns/theresa-may-boring-and-dangerous-1321705512
     
  38. Mats

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    well, in that case I hope she's so seasoned she CARKS IT soon
     
  39. Shirley

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    BOO
     
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    With Prince Phillip's understudy in casual racism as our Foreign Secretary, disgraced former minister Liam Fox in charge of the thing HE WAS DISGRACED FOR and CUNT still in charge of dismantling the NHS, we're surely in very safe hands heading into the apocalypse.
     

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