Discussion in 'Celebdaq' started by Shirley, Jan 25, 2006.
Jentina and Jennifer Warnes reported to be 'considering suicide pact'
Former Playboy Playmate Of The Year turned community stage actress Jean Boht said to be "Nonplused".
news: Beppe Di Marco role set be reprised by Mr Tickle of Mr Men FAME
NAR: Chesterfield troubled by giant ant
OT: Shaggy featuring Rayvon pull out of Lib Dem leadership race due to three in a bed with a BOX OF MATCHES
Just In: Sheila B Devotion to eat own toenails to heighten Llama Awareness
news: Derek Fowlds arrested after being found in possession of 5 kilos of illegal CRAB CAKES
OT: I go DANCING at the DISCO
News JUST IN
On Saturday, February 25, 2006 you asked the following question;
Is Sinitta more important to mankind than water?
The following answer has just been sent to you;
Well as we all are told water makes upto about 80-90% of the human body, however the studies fail to show how much of the human body is made up of Sinitta. Therefore in 1998 a study was conducted by The Vall Institute of Berlin. The study consisted of 250 people, who were all suicidal and agreed that their body was to be used for the greatness of science. They were killed and then their tissue was analysed. The results of this study were only publish 5 years later, due to an ethical controversy about the participants. However it was discovered that 1% of the human body is made of Sinitta. This percentage whilst small may be extremely vital and influences the aural circuits and sound recognition. Humans with this 1% drained lost any rcognition of sound and proceeded to lose balance repeatedly and die, in a space of 5 minutes. A person can survive a few days without water but only 5 minutes without Sinitta, therefore Sinitta is more important to mankind than water.
NAR: Which Spice Girl has the hairiest fanny?
Is it BLANCHE ?
I thought it was YOOTHA
It isnt in DOUBLE JEOPARDY, wait your TURN or I'll use my LULU card and have you REMOVED FROM THE GAME
What IS the date of International Tits Out For Kylie Day this year?
My MOTHER keeps BADGERING me about it and I'm SHAMEFACED to admit I don't even KNOW
NAR: Homosexuals 'up in arms' at proposals for new KYLIE TAX
NAR: Tanita Tikaram's Tootin' Twatlips the Toast of Todmorden
news: Funky models for anti-drugs campaign
it looks more like CWEJ than ME
Its old PATS collecting her armpit sweat for LATER USE ?
OT: I put "optical illusion" into google images search for WORK PURPOSES and up popped Faloola;
OT: Duncan Norvelle crippled in unforeseen cheese-rolling incident
NAR: Lorraine Chase sues after choking on conker flavoured ice cream
NAR: Phillipa Forrester new face of Werther's Original
news: Bob Geldof arrested in Prague over lego orgy.
news: Geoffrey the Giant Goat to replace The Princess Royal in the New Baccara for their tour of MICRONESIA
News: Andreas K still looking good
EWWWW that link still works. Now featuring COCK SHOTS
FORTY-ONE? Those pictures were taken about 20 YEARS AGO!
And I'm TWENTY-NINE!
Geoffrey the Giant Goat DEAD
OUTRAGE as 'busy' Michelle Heaton SNUBS funeral and is then spotted buying frozen veg mix in BEJAM
Stavros Flatly arrested in connection with the Westminster Attack.
"We're innocent" claim the chubby funsters. "We were at a calypso themed orgy with Christopher Timothy, the production team behind the 1989 hit Edelweiss, Jive Bunny, Sarah Brightman, a Lego Spaceman, Busty Morgan, Judith Kilshaw and the re-animated corpse of music hall star Marie Lloyd."