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    Jentina and Jennifer Warnes reported to be 'considering suicide pact'
     
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    Former Playboy Playmate Of The Year turned community stage actress Jean Boht said to be "Nonplused".

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    news: Beppe Di Marco role set be reprised by Mr Tickle of Mr Men FAME
     
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    OT: Shaggy featuring Rayvon pull out of Lib Dem leadership race due to three in a bed with a BOX OF MATCHES
     
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    Just In: Sheila B Devotion to eat own toenails to heighten Llama Awareness
     
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    news: Derek Fowlds arrested after being found in possession of 5 kilos of illegal CRAB CAKES
     
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    OT: I go DANCING at the DISCO

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    News JUST IN

    On Saturday, February 25, 2006 you asked the following question;

    Is Sinitta more important to mankind than water?

    The following answer has just been sent to you;


    Well as we all are told water makes upto about 80-90% of the human body, however the studies fail to show how much of the human body is made up of Sinitta. Therefore in 1998 a study was conducted by The Vall Institute of Berlin. The study consisted of 250 people, who were all suicidal and agreed that their body was to be used for the greatness of science. They were killed and then their tissue was analysed. The results of this study were only publish 5 years later, due to an ethical controversy about the participants. However it was discovered that 1% of the human body is made of Sinitta. This percentage whilst small may be extremely vital and influences the aural circuits and sound recognition. Humans with this 1% drained lost any rcognition of sound and proceeded to lose balance repeatedly and die, in a space of 5 minutes. A person can survive a few days without water but only 5 minutes without Sinitta, therefore Sinitta is more important to mankind than water.
     
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    SCIENTIFIC FACT
     
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    *beep*

    Is it BLANCHE ?
     
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    I thought it was YOOTHA
     
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    It isnt in DOUBLE JEOPARDY, wait your TURN or I'll use my LULU card and have you REMOVED FROM THE GAME :evil:

    Agnes ?
     
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    What IS the date of International Tits Out For Kylie Day this year?

    My MOTHER keeps BADGERING me about it and I'm SHAMEFACED to admit I don't even KNOW
     
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    Its old PATS collecting her armpit sweat for LATER USE ?
     
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    OT: I put "optical illusion" into google images search for WORK PURPOSES and up popped Faloola;

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    news: kyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyylieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
     
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    news: Geoffrey the Giant Goat to replace The Princess Royal in the New Baccara for their tour of MICRONESIA
     
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    THIRTY-SIX? :D
     
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    EWWWW that link still works. Now featuring COCK SHOTS :gross:

    FORTY-ONE? :D Those pictures were taken about 20 YEARS AGO!
    And I'm TWENTY-NINE!
     
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    Geoffrey the Giant Goat DEAD

    OUTRAGE as 'busy' Michelle Heaton SNUBS funeral and is then spotted buying frozen veg mix in BEJAM
     
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    Stavros Flatly arrested in connection with the Westminster Attack.

    "We're innocent" claim the chubby funsters. "We were at a calypso themed orgy with Christopher Timothy, the production team behind the 1989 hit Edelweiss, Jive Bunny, Sarah Brightman, a Lego Spaceman, Busty Morgan, Judith Kilshaw and the re-animated corpse of music hall star Marie Lloyd."
     

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