Discussion in 'Coronavirus' started by Rita, Apr 27, 2020.
I can eat eggs in a QUICHE. That's as far as I can go.
This has made me feel queasy.
I'd love some Lebanese delivered but we're out of the delivery zone.
My local chippy is open but the chips are SHIT. I think it’s only possible to get decent chips up north or by the seaside.
A joke about two people will get...
This may be evidence that I have finally lost sight of "the plot" but this just broke me up laughing. It's one step away from "your mum" but I am absolutely gutting myself.
'madonna shouts at pencil' a tag in the daily topic SKINNED ME ALIVE about 10 minutes ago.
I’ve just ordered an Indian to alleviate the terrible isolation, suffering and cheese omelette, chips and beans withdrawal symptoms, mainly because I can and also I’m past caring whether it turns up riddled
I'm finishing my project of encoding the entire studio works of The Fall to mp3 so I can jeep the whole lot onto my new phone.
This is now happening to me except with the “get out” () tag in the Lenny Kravitz thread, which is causing actual tears of laughter
We have a Lenny Kravitz thread?
Poor Lenny. Never to have a star in Moopy's Hall of Fame.
I'll send him a card.
I think my favourite thing Lenny Kravitz ever did is Natalie Imbruglia.
Wasn’t he involved in ‘Justify My Love’? I would check Wiki but I’ve been too busy farting with laughter at that “fucking rubbish” tag
Ooh and also Vanessa Paradis
He had a go on KYLIE as well, unless I'm mistaken. I suppose when you've had as many as two famous songs and a bit part in The Hunger Games, the famous beauties will be hanging off you like a mug tree.
It's not like he's a DOG you know, he's a very attractive fella
I'm having some poached eggs on sourdough with home grown baby spinach for breakfast today.
Learning how to do poached eggs was one of my lockdown goals. Maybe I'll attempt for LUNCH.
I haven't had mine yet so as it'll be brunch I might dollop some wild garlic pesto on top of the eggs.
So easy. Just have a frying pan of water slightly bubbling and drop in for three minutes. Sod all the techniques to make them look perfectly shaped
You mean a saucepan? And don't you have to use a slotted spoon to keep them sort of together? *realises I could just use google*
Only need to cover the egg really so I do a frying pan as I am impatient
Yeah slotted spoon to get it out of the pan and prevent getting your toast soaked in water
Oh I did poached eggs for thr first time recently, it was good but I needed to do more practice.
It's no wonder half of you are talking about yr poo in the daily thread if you go through this number of eggs.
All I'm saying.
Eggs stop shitting no?
Update: one egg fluffed up everywhere, the other one was okay but both yolks were too HARD. Not terrible for a first attempt though.
I went on an all inclusive holiday when I was about 8 and got obsessed with hard boiled eggs. That was the first time I really felt what constipation felt like.
Isn’t there a video knocking about where his cock falls out on stage?!? It was MASSIVE I seem to recall.
Also poached eggs are GROSS.
Fried all the way.
I have 2 or 3 eggs pretty much daily and I have no problem shitting
Exactly - poor ButterTart gave birth to a treetrunk this morning and, y'know, two and two make four.
Oh me neither. Maybe it was an old wives tale my mother told me that I never researched.
Up to THREE is fine, but I’ve heard that if you eat SIX a day, the babies hatch inside you and peck at your internal organs until they all turd out and you almost certainly die