Next stage of lockdown and egg related chat

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  1. Dark Carnival

    Dark Carnival Tu cabeza, mi cabeza

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    I can eat eggs in a QUICHE. That's as far as I can go.
     
  2. Chlammy

    Chlammy Climb on through my window.

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    This has made me feel queasy. :(

    I'd love some Lebanese delivered but we're out of the delivery zone.
     
  3. Lucille

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    My local chippy is open but the chips are SHIT. I think it’s only possible to get decent chips up north or by the seaside.
     
  4. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    GAY
     
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  5. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    LEBANESE!
     
  6. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    A joke about two people will get...
     
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  7. octophone

    octophone Techno Poo

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    This may be evidence that I have finally lost sight of "the plot" but this just broke me up laughing. It's one step away from "your mum" but I am absolutely gutting myself. :D :D
     
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  8. Ag

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    'madonna shouts at pencil' a tag in the daily topic SKINNED ME ALIVE about 10 minutes ago.
     
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  9. octophone

    octophone Techno Poo

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    You're welcome! :D
     
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  10. Zu-Klara

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    I’ve just ordered an Indian to alleviate the terrible isolation, suffering and cheese omelette, chips and beans withdrawal symptoms, mainly because I can and also I’m past caring whether it turns up riddled :disco:
     
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  11. octophone

    octophone Techno Poo

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    I'm finishing my project of encoding the entire studio works of The Fall to mp3 so I can jeep the whole lot onto my new phone.
     
  12. Zu-Klara

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    This is now happening to me except with the “get out” (:D:D:D) tag in the Lenny Kravitz thread, which is causing actual tears of laughter
     
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  13. octophone

    octophone Techno Poo

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    We have a Lenny Kravitz thread?
     
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  14. Ag

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  15. Ag

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    You're welcome
     
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  16. KindaCool

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    Poor Lenny. Never to have a star in Moopy's Hall of Fame.

    I'll send him a card.
     
  17. ButterTart

    ButterTart Mod of war

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    I think my favourite thing Lenny Kravitz ever did is Natalie Imbruglia.
     
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  18. Zu-Klara

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    Wasn’t he involved in ‘Justify My Love’? I would check Wiki but I’ve been too busy farting with laughter at that “fucking rubbish” tag
     
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  19. Alex

    Alex Go fish

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    Ooh and also Vanessa Paradis
     
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  20. ButterTart

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    He had a go on KYLIE as well, unless I'm mistaken. I suppose when you've had as many as two famous songs and a bit part in The Hunger Games, the famous beauties will be hanging off you like a mug tree.
     
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  21. Peekaboo

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    It's not like he's a DOG you know, he's a very attractive fella :side-eye:
     
  22. big ron

    big ron Nude inspector

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    I'm having some poached eggs on sourdough with home grown baby spinach for breakfast today.
     
  23. Tisch

    Tisch Aka Tisch Paris, aka Tisch Successful

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    Learning how to do poached eggs was one of my lockdown goals. Maybe I'll attempt for LUNCH.
     
  24. big ron

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    I haven't had mine yet so as it'll be brunch I might dollop some wild garlic pesto on top of the eggs.
     
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  25. Alex

    Alex Go fish

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    So easy. Just have a frying pan of water slightly bubbling and drop in for three minutes. Sod all the techniques to make them look perfectly shaped
     
  26. Tisch

    Tisch Aka Tisch Paris, aka Tisch Successful

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    You mean a saucepan? And don't you have to use a slotted spoon to keep them sort of together? *realises I could just use google*
     
  27. big ron

    big ron Nude inspector

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  28. big ron

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    #eggporn
     
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  29. Alex

    Alex Go fish

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    Only need to cover the egg really so I do a frying pan as I am impatient :D
    Yeah slotted spoon to get it out of the pan and prevent getting your toast soaked in water :D
     
  30. Ag

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    Oh I did poached eggs for thr first time recently, it was good but I needed to do more practice.
     
  31. octophone

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    It's no wonder half of you are talking about yr poo in the daily thread if you go through this number of eggs.

    All I'm saying.
     
  32. Ag

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    Eggs stop shitting no?
     
  33. Tisch

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    Update: one egg fluffed up everywhere, the other one was okay but both yolks were too HARD. Not terrible for a first attempt though.
     
  34. Tisch

    Tisch Aka Tisch Paris, aka Tisch Successful

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    I went on an all inclusive holiday when I was about 8 and got obsessed with hard boiled eggs. That was the first time I really felt what constipation felt like. :)
     
  35. Lucille

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    Isn’t there a video knocking about where his cock falls out on stage?!? It was MASSIVE I seem to recall.
     
  36. Lucille

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    Also poached eggs are GROSS.

    Fried all the way.
     
  37. big ron

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    I have 2 or 3 eggs pretty much daily and I have no problem shitting
     
  38. octophone

    octophone Techno Poo

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    Exactly - poor ButterTart gave birth to a treetrunk this morning and, y'know, two and two make four.
     
  39. Ag

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    Oh me neither. Maybe it was an old wives tale my mother told me that I never researched.
     
  40. Zu-Klara

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    Up to THREE is fine, but I’ve heard that if you eat SIX a day, the babies hatch inside you and peck at your internal organs until they all turd out and you almost certainly die :)
     
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