Discussion in 'Girls Aloud' started by Mr Betty Draper, Aug 24, 2010.
Pixie Geldof is just so massively repulsive that it's actually hard to put into words.
I think I'm on the TURN
She looks amazing in both of those, it must be said.
Wow, she looks great I am IMPATIENT for 2011's BIGGEST RELEASE.
It's round the wrong way but SQUEAL
What is this?
She's in the studio, something that Cherly can never boast about!
Damn you pictures and your inability to play sound!
That picture could be ANYONE in a studio. It could be VV BROWN (wearing a wig mind)
Except whoever it is has the EXACT SAME HAIR as Nicola has been sporting over the past 2 pages.
It does look A BIT LIKE A TRANNY, so that's good enough for me
Oh is it not even confirmed?
So it's just a random photo? Oh well anything to keep interest up I suppose. Does Nicola have a strangely broad and lumpy back? It really could be any old useless pop tart. It could be Natasha Hamilton!
The photo was tweeted by Nicola's publicist (@Supersonicpr) along with the quote 'After LFW it's back to the day job for Nicola Roberts' so YES it's her.
PopJustice have been tweeting they’ve been listening to a mystery album sampler and started off with “It’s not HER” and “It’s not HER either” with the two HERS being Gaga and Britney I can only conclude that it’s the Nicola Opus.
I asked xJessicaaax on her formspring if she had any more news on the Nicola Roberts album, and i can EXCLUSIVELY REVEAL -
I can't work out if the wink means that she actually does know more, and she's just being a cunt.
I asked her a few other things as well. She's not so hot on the more political stuff (or pizza toppings), but her favourite Girls Aloud b-side is Dog Without a Bone.
And yet looking ODDLY like a CORPSE in a FRIGHTWIG
HUSH YOUR GUMS LOLLY
Don't get me wrong, I think she's FABULOUS
Just that she can only ever look like a TEENAGE TRANNY CORPSE
To be honest I'm not really a fan of the VENEERS - I actually like her original FANGS - but she is still the QoQoL
Oh and you shouldn't be smiling ANYWAY Nicola.
Teeth that only Cilla Black could love.
What HAS she done to herself?
fucking hell they're OPAQUE
wrong choice, love
They (the teeth) look FINE. They don't drastically alter her appearance at all. My only criticism would be that they serve to make her look a little more generically pretty, but that'll only go in her favour with the majority.
These obviously fake too white too big teeth are much worse than her previously imperfect but natural teeth. I BLAME CHERLY, she is trying to SABOTAGE HER.
They’re just bad pictures/smiles more than anything. No one gave a shit before the STOP FUCKING HATE picked up on it.
Let's focus on the True Blue eyebrows instead, boys.
NOOOOO . They're ridiculous! She looks like a Dick Emery character. I hope she can still speak properly.
I was praying that Sarah would be the only one to pass the boredom of the downtime with insane cosmetic procedures. I hope that's the last of it for Queen Nic.
This is a TRAGIC BLOW for us INTERNET GAYS in the KNOW
Oh calm down boys, it only looks weird because she's never smiled before. For all we know they ALWAYS looked like that
Who cares about her teeth, when the FUCK is this album coming out?!
I'm living for Nicola at the moment, I really am. Those last two photos just keep giving.
A couple of interesting/funny tweets from the Queen of dental misfortune's PR rep.
Don't panic pop fans, Nicola is not going 'indie/rock' for her solo record. The story online is wrong.
about 13 hours ago via web
As for spending £90,000 on clothes, to quote Nicola 'I'd have to sell my fucking house to spend that much money'
about 13 hours ago via web
Go fuck yourself you spiteful boy. She always smiled LOADS, and it was a constant source of radiance -
And big at that second tweet.
Release now please.
Just IMAGINE Nicola's VOIX on something akin to Metronomy's Heartbreaker *gay coma*
This has to be amazing.
It simply MUST BE.
She can afford new gnashers but she can't even shave her beard?
Jark to be struck by Nicola's GLARE OF DEATH.