Nigella Lawson 'subjected to intimate terrorism' by Charles Saatchi

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  1. Ag

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    I really do think the public are with Moopy on this... Whatever she says won't do her any harm!
     
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    I would love to see the sales (increase) figures for her books.

    That GIF just overtook Christina's heel-flick as moment of the year.
     
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    I think she's TREMENDOUS
     
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    She's back in court tomorrow. Is 14 hours enough time to assemble a group of fans to applaud her as she gets out of the taxi and lay a trail of rose petals into the court entrance?
     
  5. Whatevar

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    POOR Nigella :(
     
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    A Queen of Life Oh Thirteen thread to be RUSH RELEASED as a result of this woman.

    She is just absolutely wonderful and I'm glad she spoke the truth. SUCH class. I only hope the fucking press (who are all, let's face it, ABSOLUTE COKEHEADS) don't crucify her for her admission.

    I've already seen some hilarious postings of her ham in coke recipe on Facebook :eyes:
     
  7. monsta

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    Where is PEEKABOO to wish a speedball overdose on her??
     
  8. Ag

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    Her ham in coke is probably my favourite thing she ever did. Probably the one thing I've ever seen a TV cook do that made me sit up and pay full attention.
     
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    Just reading all this back. What a woman. She has redefined TRAGIC GAY ICON for the 21st century.
     
  10. Whatevar

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    The photos of her strutting into court with a mega pout and her head held high are TOO FABULOUS
     
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    "A form of intimate terrorism" is quite the description. Marvellous.
     
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    She's got quite the way with words not just when it comes to cooking. It's quite reassuring to know even though she'll have rehearsed possible answers and phrases in advance.
     
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    That woman who insisted on wearing her veil throughout her trial for witness intimidation is probably having second thoughts now, and trying to find out who Nigella's stylist is.

    Rebekah Brooks' people will be taking notes should she choose to take the stand.
     
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    Definitely front page material that, yeah. :eyes: But OH WELL. LOOKING STUNGORGE NIGE.
     
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    I am literally catching up with this whole topic. I told you all Peekaboo was an absolute cunt. Pathetic isn't it?
     
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    All media is running with it as the main headline. I can't remember a celebrity story taking up this much mainstream media attention.
     
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    Rebecca Loos and David Beckham springs to mind but yes - they're all jumping on the story like the starving hyenas they are.
     
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    'NIGELLA: TOO FABULOUS FOR WORDS (and have you seen the GIF?)' would have been snappier.
     
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    Christ :disco:
     
  21. Sharla

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    The photo on the front page of The Telegraph (her brother's old paper) makes her look like a no nonsence Detective Constable on her way to arrest some old wife beater.
     
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    :disco: <3
     
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    Now that is how you live the applause-plause.
     
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    Has she been CANONISED already? That pre-nup must have been really STINGY for her to be so bitter about her (billionaire) ex-husband.
     
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    Public strangulations just aren't the warm goodbyes they used to be.
     
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    Christ ALIVE love, did she not SHARE THE BONG or something?
     
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    Peeka dearheart, there's blatantly a story behind this so why not just SPILL IT
     
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    Cause if not I reckon Peekaboo must be nigh on a DOUBLE TENDINITIS from all the SHIT STIRRING he's keeping himself occupied with.
     
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    I'm sure she's weeping into her self made millions as we speak.

    It will be interesting to see if she condemns drug use in the future to salvage public opinion of her in the States especially... I can't really imagine her doing a tearful apology over a few grams of coke. She's too honest.
     
  31. Suedey

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    Where do I begin? What a QOL is all I can say.
     
  32. lolly

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    I know the word is thrown around too often, but that Telegraph cover photo is nothing short of ICONIC.

    I'm almost tempted to buy it and frame it :disco:
     
  33. Suedey

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    I was just saying that to my work colleague! :disco:
     
  34. Sheena

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    My love for Nigella was MIDDLING AT BEST before this. I found her NICE ENOUGH, bit SILLY and thought she seemed like quite a nice girl but nothing more.

    I'm seriously considering going out at lunchtime and buying a Nigella book and I've started following her on Twitter. This court case has made her nothing short of FUCKING TREMENDOUS. As has been hinted at elsewhere, she entered that court like ALEXIS FUCKING COLBY (Look it up) and hasn't stopped since- she's torn the defence (and her cunt of an ex-husband) APART. A truly MAGNIFICENT performance that I can't praise highly enough...

    Meanwhile, OT- I often wonder it, but just WHO THE FUCK do they pay to do court sketches? In this day and age? I mean, REALLY? Do we still need that GOING ON WHEN THE OUTPUT FUCKING LOOKS LIKE THIS

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    I feel like wearing shoulder pads to work today in honour of Nigella Colby Carrington Lawson
     
  37. RobotBoy

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    Never let it be said that Nigella doesn't have a sense of humour. Her recipe of the day is CHRISTMAS ROCKY ROAD! :D
     
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    Even better.

    What trial/inquiry did the BBC film with actors working from the exact transcripts? They need to do it with this.
     
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  39. Sheena

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    She's running RINGS round them

    It's absolutely TOP DRAWER STUFF- my facebook is ALIVE with #TeamNigellas

    :disco:
     
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    Wonderful.
     

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