Nigella Lawson 'subjected to intimate terrorism' by Charles Saatchi

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  1. Apocalypt Flyer

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    I've struggling to choose my favourite quote out of the lot.

    I think it might just have to be the passive aggressive amazingness of "You were smiling when you said that; it was flippant."
     
  2. Kate

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    WHO KNEW she had all this in her :disco: I only wish it was being filmed.
     
  3. Eddie

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    I certainly did. If you are an ardent fan, you will know there is a hell of a lot of substance behind that facade. Her books are testament to that.
     
  4. Sharla

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    Tweets from Nick Pisa from Sky News.

    Nigella: Are you suggesting I said 'treat yourself to an expensive hotel in Venice'?
    Barrister: Indeed you did.
    Nigella: Indeed I did not.

    tetchy exchange pulls up sleeves like street fighter & tells barrister after a clash "if you ever get around to finishing with me"

    Do you think a regular cocaine user looks like this? They are scrawny.
    if I was taking drugs to the extent you say I would not be able to stand up here today
    if you think I would sabotage my health and leave my children orphans you are wrong.

    Nigella gesticulates and knocks the cover off the witness box microphone. She has enough technical knowledge to put it back on.
     
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    I want a FULL TRANSCRIPT with STAGE DIRECTIONS once this is over
     
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    I'm just delighted that everyone is finally catching up with what a FABULOUS creature she is and deriving joy from her.

    Seriously, read How To Eat. She's an even better writer than courtroom diva.
     
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    What did we do to DESERVE HER?
     
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    QUEEN!

    SLAY!

    THE DECAY (of Mr Saatchi)
     
  10. lolly

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    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/bvYmGzIzMs0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
  11. lolly

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    That may be shit. I haven't watched it yet.
     
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    I'm sorry but 2:50 to 3:09 made me laugh so much :D :D
     
  13. Sharla

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    That is very amusing. I hope she gets to see the funny side.

    I always thought Cheryl Cole had a look of Nigella, especially in the Jump video, and the clip of her at 2.52-2.55 where Nigella looks a lot younger than the other clips, she has a look of Cheryl now.
     
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    Sky News should be staging RECREATIONS like they did with the Jackson trial!
     
  15. Suedey

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    I KNOW RIGHT :disco:
     
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  18. Kate

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    I hope someone makes a Buzzfeed of her best bits from the trial.
     
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    There's something very Wildean about her in this court case. It's brilliant. Obviously I'm sure this one won't end so badly.
     
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    I know this has already been said loads, but every time I read or hear something about this story, I imagine a Hollywood movie. Kate Beckinsale for Nigella.
     
  23. Sharla

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    A high quality tabloid have given this dowdy woman a Nigella Crown Court makeover

    http://i.STOP FUNDING HATE.co.uk/i/pix/2013/12/07/article-2519691-19E2566300000578-739_306x467.jpghttp://i.STOP FUNDING HATE.co.uk/i/pix/2013/12/07/article-2519691-19E6117400000578-475_306x489.jpg

    It costs over a grand and takes over 6 hours apparently.

    And that old troll Katie Hopkins has been slagging off Nigella.

    She should stick to targeting the working class.
     
  24. Kate

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    Katie Hopkins has clearly never watched a Nigella TV show. She's lazy, cuts corners and openly mocks the wonder mum types.
     
  26. Sharla

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    Of course she's never watched Nigella - she's too busy being a businesswoman and working around the clock and having sex with other women's husbands.
     
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    Just ordered some Nigella cookbooks today. Isn't she FAB?
     
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    Lovely article from Victoria Coren Mitchell:

    http://www.theguardian.com/commenti...ella-lawson-john-diamond?INTCMP=ILCNETTXT3487

     
  29. Kate

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  30. Sharla

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    Now it's been established that Mr Saatchi has no proof whatsoever that Nigella is a habitual criminal, can the thread title be amended to reflect Ms Lawson's tremendousness?

    I suppose the main worry now for Team Nigella is whether the Grillo sisters will give evidence, and if they do what other claims they might make or elaborate on, especially if the children are involved. And then there's the matter of the verdict.
     
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    Yes, please rename to GODGELLA SLAYS ALL COMERS
     
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    Slumping in a bit late to the praise party but my God, this woman is DELICIOUS. Eloquence incarnate! Why didn't I realise before now?

    I particularly love INDEED I DID NOT :D :disco:
     
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    Is that revolting skank Trinny Woodall still knocking round with Saatchi? I mean, they're obviously welcome to each other but EVEN SO

    OFF WITH HER WRETCHED SKELETAL HEAD :grr:
     
  34. Kate

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    I think so. When he said the other week that he still loved Nigella, I thought how DELIGHTED Trinny would be to hear that :basil:
     
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    Yeah, Coren is terrific. Even just for A History of Corners alone. *looks pensively at historic corner*
     
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    I've always liked her, but it became love during her recent HIGNFY performance where she SLAYED Godfrey Bloom. QUEEN!
     
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    I watched that on iplayer and I think he got off quite lightly, on the whole. I was hoping for a total GRILLING.
     
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    Did you see the extended version? (Have I Got A Bit More News For You) I don't know how much of it was in the normal edition.
     
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