Olly Murs strips for fake tan

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  1. lolly

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    STOP READING NOW TURNER PRIZE

    Nicked from the STOP FUCKING HATE website (I was only reading the Su Pollard article, honest)


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    After making into the X Factor final, Olly Murs will want to be looking in tip-top condition.
    Which is very likely the reason why the hairy-chested 25-year-old stripped off for a fake tan.
    The Essex favourite was filmed undressing to his underwear and clowning around after the beauty session last Friday when he was given an 'Hawaiian'.

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    He pouted and played up to the camera before flexing his muscles and then pushing out his stomach to pretend he was pregnant.
    During the video, he said: 'We get a spray tan every Friday before the Saturday show.
    'They give me a top half one. I'm not going to go full because I'm never going to get my legs out now, it's winter. So I'm going to get my arms, body, face done.'

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    He said: 'I haven't been at the gym for a while. It's been a long time. I've been on the show for what nine...ten weeks.

    'I haven't been able to work out. Before I came here I looked like Peter Andre circa 1993.'
    As he stripped off his T-shirt he added: 'Here it is girls! What you've been waiting for... flab.'
    Olly, who will be performing a duet with Robbie Williams on Saturday's show, did not remove his beaded bracelet while he was having the tan.

    http://i.STOP FUNDING HATE.co.uk/i/pix/2009/12/08/article-0-0783EAA0000005DC-991_468x477.jpg

    He said: 'A silly thing that I do... I have these magic beads that have been given to me.

    'Basically I haven't taken these off since my Superstition audition. So I'm really... superstitious so I make sure I don't take it off. So I will have patches.'
    At the end of his tan, he stuck out his stomach and joked: 'This is an X Factor exclusive. I don't want everyone to know about this but I'm basically pregnant.'
     
  2. Rita

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    UGH!
     
  3. Ag

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    It's just UNTONED.
     
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  6. cwej

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    It's not that bad!!!
     
  7. RobotBoy

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    His body looks fine. It's his face that's the problem.
     
  8. The Anti-Dubsden

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    I don't get the hate to be honest.

    Sure he's nothing particularly special to look at, but he's hardly Shrek. We don't need to avert our eyes and run away screaming.
    He just comes across as a relatively likeable, happy chap making the most of his experience, as we all would. He's hardly a cunt on Danyl Johnson levels.
     
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  9. cwej

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    I find him IMMENSELY irritating - almost more than Danyl if anything BECAUSE the media haven't latched onto the fact that he's just as arrogant and full of himself as Danyl ever was.

    But looks wise there's nothing wrong. That last picture is weird, but the rest of them his body looks FINE. Average typical beer-drinking lad, without being overly fat or overly fit.
     
  10. Karvel

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    Exactly my thoughts!!
     
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  12. Dark Carnival

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    olly murs gay?
     
  13. smexy

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    He's just out of shape, but nevertheless, not even with any of YOURS.
     
  14. Jonfessions

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    I think he's well fit. :D

    I still find him intensely irritating, however.
     
  15. Lee

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    I'm sorry, I can't stand the guy. But to say he's unfit or anything is FUCKING STUPID.
    He looks slim. Just because he isn't MUSCLE RIPPED or doesn't have bones poking out.
     
  16. TurnerPrize

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    Urgh, i think i'd rather see my grandmother topless. I'm sure i'd find him quite acceptable if he wasn't so awful as a human being, mind.

    Oh fuck you Olly. I'm getting scared he might win this now :(
     
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    I'd love to see the people in this thread who ughed those pics topless.
     
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    The body is fine, it's just the FACE that's attached to it isn't
     
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    Fucking BLECH.

    Then again, he doesn't even need to undress for us to see THAT FACE.
     
  23. lolly

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    http://img.theSTOP FUNDING HATE/multimedia/archive/00931/SNF19TV1A_280_931498a.jpg
     
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    EXACTLY. Nothing wrong with his body. Still a TWAT though nonetheless.
     
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  27. Eileen

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    The twatty trilby hat would be better covering his big DOUGHFACE.
     
  29. Lee

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    I love how they have photoshopped his mid-section and NOTHING ELSE.
     
  30. lolly

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    His beautiful and perfect to me!
    But honestly, his my type exactly! :')
     
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