One Direction Wank Bank, Dodgy Tattoos and Banter Thread

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  1. Pipo

    Pipo Gossip is the devil’s telephone, best to hang up!

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    I thought this guaranteed a specific thread for this ALONE but I don't wanna waste Moopy's space

    The NME awards happened last night where One Direction won Worst Band of the Year and Harry Styles won Villain Of The Year and Harry tweeted this

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    and this girl's response had me in stitches

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    :D
     
  2. Pipo

    Pipo Gossip is the devil’s telephone, best to hang up!

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    oh and POOR HARRY :( :D !

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  3. COB

    COB Hog Frenzy

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    I love that the loon girl seems to think the NME dislike him for BREAKING POOR TAYLOR SWIFT'S HEART :D
     
  4. Gangsta Nancy Lam

    Gangsta Nancy Lam mess

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    A One Direction fan deriding an NME journalist for wearing uggs IN HER IMAGINATION is fabulous. Also the fact that Harry is just a nineteen year old doing what nineteen year olds do!1!! and Taylor Swift is an EVIL CAMELTOE. Feminism has failed.
     
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  5. Pipo

    Pipo Gossip is the devil’s telephone, best to hang up!

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    Harry keeps RUINING himself with silly AWFUL tattoos, GOOD RIDDANCE

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  6. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    How shit

    Still, that one at least looks like it MAY have been professionally done
     
  7. Man in a Hamster Wheel

    Man in a Hamster Wheel Mr Blue

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    I hate to think what that butterfly will look like once he gets a paunch.
     
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    :D :o :( (:D)
     
  9. Devil

    Devil I Need A House

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    'The Little Cammletoe' is my new saying of choice :disco:
     
  10. Loufoque

    Loufoque CONTINENTAL QUEEN

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    I don't know why, but I have developed a crush on Liam. He is far too young for me (I NEVER go younger... although as I turn 27 this may have to change). WTF is going on?!
     
  11. Pipo

    Pipo Gossip is the devil’s telephone, best to hang up!

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    come into the dark side Lou :(
     
  12. Loufoque

    Loufoque CONTINENTAL QUEEN

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    I blame your avatar
     
  13. Gangsta Nancy Lam

    Gangsta Nancy Lam mess

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    I thought he was really hot, and felt guilty for fancying a member of One Direction, but then he shaved his head and he has done nothing for me since :(
     
  14. Pipo

    Pipo Gossip is the devil’s telephone, best to hang up!

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    I've LOVED Liam ever since day ONE

    He's the most conventionally BEAUTIFUL for me, followed closely by Louis if he wasn't so fucking orange. Harry is gross and looks diseased while the blonde one, I've always maintained he looks like a slightly butcher Ellen DeGeneres
     
  15. Loufoque

    Loufoque CONTINENTAL QUEEN

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    I've only been interested post head shaving. He seems to have a developed a bit of a personality as well (well, making faces and moving his arm up and down, but it beats the NOTHING that he was)
     
  16. Loufoque

    Loufoque CONTINENTAL QUEEN

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    The blonde gets WORSE every video :D
     
  17. Loufoque

    Loufoque CONTINENTAL QUEEN

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    Classic case of a cute baby-faced teen who turns into a FUG man
     
  18. Gangsta Nancy Lam

    Gangsta Nancy Lam mess

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    Liam is definitely the best looking, except maybe Zayn who looks a bit meth-faced lately. Niall is Ellen DeGeneres, Louis looks like a fake-baked bitchy gay and Harry is the clump of soggy hair that gets caught in your drain come to life.

    Obviously I am a supermodel with the authority and unquestionable beauty to judge these hugely fawned over young men on their looks.
     
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  19. Pipo

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    BOW DOWN BITCHES

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  20. Pipo

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    OH ZAYN :( :(

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    don't they ever wanna have sex again ?
     
  21. Nathalie Tauziat's Analpony

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    I can't imagine that being an issue for them - but I feel this obsession they all seem to have with stupid tattoos is getting a bit much now
     
  22. Pipo

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    these kids and their QUESTIONABLE TATTOO CHOICES

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    needless to say, I still would. Louis anyway, not the blonde one

    *extra pic with BULGE*

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  23. Jark

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    Louis is looking really fucking good.
     
  24. Pipo

    Pipo Gossip is the devil’s telephone, best to hang up!

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    we need a whole new separate thread EXCLUSIVELY for pics since I don't give a rat's arse about their music

    I Want banter, wank bank pics and tattoo judging :disco:
     
  25. Ag

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    Your wish Sir, is my command...
     
  26. monsta

    monsta CAUGHT YOUR FEVER

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    PLEASE don't look at Louis for inspiration for your next tattoo.
     
  27. Eileen

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    That first tattoo pic, are the other marks SELF HARM SCARS? He looks like someone's been putting cigarettes out on him.
     
  28. Ag

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    Liam sans hair is obviously a VERY ATTRACTIVE YOUNG MAN. First and only member to attract the predator in me this far.
     
  29. Jark

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    :eyes:

    I didn't mean the tats specifically, just his general appearance. Plus he's the only one who seems to have ANY personality nowadays
     
  30. monsta

    monsta CAUGHT YOUR FEVER

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    Louis is by FAR the best member. Completely useless save for the queeny strops on Twitter.

    The LSL of the band if you will.
     
  31. Pipo

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    Thank you!
     
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    PHWOAR BLIMEY

    I think Liam would be the perfect bf, a great lay who spoons afterwards, whereas I imagine sex with Zayn would be an awkward fumble in the dark affair before he rolls over and goes to sleep.

    I agree with Louis being traditionally the most handsome, but the fact that he is a massive queen is a bit of a turn-off (see also Taylor Lautner).
     
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  33. straightorbroken

    straightorbroken Trust the Duchess

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    That hand silhouette is how I imagine Eileen clawing at young things in nightclubs.
     
  34. Madison

    Madison Everything goes up by six

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    I wonder what colour suit Liam would wear at our wedding.
     
  35. Loufoque

    Loufoque CONTINENTAL QUEEN

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    Whose wedding? Are you and sorb a thing?
     
  36. Pipo

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    WHAT A DREAMBOAT

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  37. Loufoque

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    This pic is better

     
  38. Pipo

    Pipo Gossip is the devil’s telephone, best to hang up!

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    I love that Liam is growing such an enormous forehead, I don't know why I find it so ATTRACTIVE.

    Perhaps because it reminds me of myself :( :shy:

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    and I really like that DEER tattoo, seems to be one of the handful of WELL MADE tattoos these twats have

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    and don't open this if you ever want to sleep in your life ever AGAIN

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  39. straightorbroken

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    Liam's looking like the hot one from McFly.
     
  40. jivafox

    jivafox Stay sexy don’t get murdered

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    Harry is still my favourite and I don't know why.
     

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