One Direction Wank Bank, Dodgy Tattoos and Banter Thread

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  1. Jætike

    Jætike Gay horses eat hay

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    The neon green tips weren't a good look either
     
  2. Pipo

    Pipo Gossip is the devil’s telephone, best to hang up!

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    it's obviously a bald-cap thingie

    RIGHT???
     
  3. Mugatu

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    I can't stop laughing at Liam now being ratchet. He literally looks like Ali G.

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  4. Ag

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    What a PRICK.
     
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  5. jivafox

    jivafox Stay sexy don’t get murdered

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    Thank god private jets crash more often
     
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  6. Dark Carnival

    Dark Carnival Missss Vaaaaaanjie

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  7. Mugatu

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    I'm a motherfucking P I M P :black: :black: :black:

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  8. Rita

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    CRINGE
     
  9. Ag

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    Like a George Michael impersonator got it so so wrong.
     
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  10. Steptacular

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    He's overtaken Bieber in the taking himself seriously stakes.
     
  11. Pipo

    Pipo Gossip is the devil’s telephone, best to hang up!

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    what a fucking PRICK

    but in all seriousness, those sneakers :disco:
     
  12. Jætike

    Jætike Gay horses eat hay

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    Those sweatpants however :zombie:
     
  13. Kalabaliken

    Kalabaliken Pop Precision Since 1978

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    Her's a fucking joke. Remember when he was the nice one?

    Niall seems the only normal one now.
     
  14. Pipo

    Pipo Gossip is the devil’s telephone, best to hang up!

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    I can't believe that NIALL has been the one who has released the least offensive music out of this lot and he's the ugliest one
     
  15. Jark

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    Aaliyah said to be plotting Liam's death from heaven :disco:
     
  16. Kalabaliken

    Kalabaliken Pop Precision Since 1978

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    I don't think Niall IS the ugliest one. I bet he'll look the hottest in 10 years time when drugs have aged all the others and their tattoos have all faded.
     
  17. Steptacular

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    1D fuck rank:

    1. Zayn
    2. Liam
    3. Niall
    4. Harry
    5. Louis
     
  18. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    At his best, I'd still say Liam. Even if at his worst he is probably the most objectionable.
     
  19. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    I always thought he was the dull one, rather than nice.

    That's what makes me laugh most about all this ratchet posturing - underneath it all he's got the personality and charisma of a middle manager from the Surbiton branch of Santander.
     
  20. Kalabaliken

    Kalabaliken Pop Precision Since 1978

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    This u-turn in image and personality is what screams fake though. You'd think becoming a father would calm someone down not make them go the other way.
     
  21. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Um, I don't think any of us are calling it authentic!
     
  22. Kalabaliken

    Kalabaliken Pop Precision Since 1978

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    I know that, but that's what makes it so fucking hilarious and desperate. He's about as ratchet as an accountant!
     
  23. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    I don't know. I mean I've not seen @Alex on a night out for a few years.
     
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  24. Ellie

    Ellie Super talented triple threat

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    What’s with the Mona Lisa being printed on designer wear? First Madonna’s ugly handbag and now a pair of tracksuit bottoms? WHY?
     
  25. Rita

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    Diarmuid thinks he is Zayn Malik. He is always asking my stylist to cut his hair in to one of his many cuts. Skinny jeans, and a leather jacket too.
     
  26. Mugatu

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    100% authentic chav lad Louis looks like he's about to sell you some low-quality speed.

     
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  27. Pipo

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    I HATE THAT BURBERRY PATTERN

    and don't get me started on those shit jeans which were clearly bought from some shady LEFTIES store
     
  28. Rita

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    I love a man with a bit of decent body art, but REALLY? Did he do his tats himself? I always hated the Burberry look.
     
  29. jivafox

    jivafox Stay sexy don’t get murdered

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    Some people really are born with the bone structure of a meth head huh
     
  30. Jark

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    Louis is almost as big a personality void as Zayn :D who the fuck thought he'd make a good judge?
     
  31. Rita

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    Thinking of it did ANY of One Direction have a bit of personality about them?
     
  32. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    I think Niall is really the only one who has come out of that group looking like a fully functioning human being you'd want to associate with.
     
  33. Devil

    Devil I Need A House

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    I still ADORE Niall :disco:

    But what a fucking shambles these other four sad sacks are.
     
  34. Mugatu

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    Liam has been grinding on Rita Ora at the VMAs and talking about how much he likes sex, what a red-blooded alpha male.

     
  35. Jark

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    "It's good" :D fuck, he's dense
     
  36. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    You can't help but think that someone who describes sex as 'good' would be a bit crap at it.

    But then it's not like anyone would credit him with much imagination, I suppose.
     
  37. Pipo

    Pipo Gossip is the devil’s telephone, best to hang up!

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    he's like 22 y.o. and a PARENT; someone oughta slap some sense into him

    ooh sex, we get it you know how to fucking procreate; it's not controversial, it's not scandalous nor tantalising

    CUNT
     
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  38. Pipo

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    He does look pretty good there
     
  40. Mugatu

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    Sex liker Liam is now having mind-blowing, wild sex sessions with Naomi Campbell - all while sending sexy texts to someone else! Congrats, pimp!

     
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