One Direction Wank Bank, Dodgy Tattoos and Banter Thread

Discussion in 'Pop' started by Pipo, Feb 28, 2013.

  1. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2004
    Messages:
    140,048
    I've long since gone off Liam. But rather more worryingly, those new Shawn Mendes Calvin Klein pics have got my knickers fluttering.

    I've become one of THOSE old gays, obviously.
     
    Jark likes this.
  2. Mugatu

    Mugatu User

    Joined:
    Apr 10, 2010
    Messages:
    13,212
    Location:
    Wolverhampton
    I can't stop thinking about all of Liam and Naomi Campbell's mind-blowing sex but Niall is slowly transforming into the really fit one from Misfits, here's an update from my personal Twitter account:

     
  3. jivafox

    jivafox Stay sexy don’t get murdered

    Joined:
    Apr 25, 2007
    Messages:
    13,930
    Location:
    Twin Peaks
  4. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2004
    Messages:
    140,048
    That photo isn't working, and now I'm all juiced up with nowhere to go :(
     
  5. Penelope

    Penelope AND SHAVE OUR EYEBROWS

    Joined:
    Jul 21, 2009
    Messages:
    21,204
    I imagine it's this.

    [​IMG]
     
    Pipo and Dark Carnival like this.
  6. Dark Carnival

    Dark Carnival Missss Vaaaaaanjie

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2004
    Messages:
    48,813
    Location:
    Sarajevo
  7. Mats

    Mats User

    Joined:
    Dec 31, 2007
    Messages:
    22,711
    *fans furiously*
     
  8. Pipo

    Pipo Gossip is the devil’s telephone, best to hang up!

    Joined:
    Feb 2, 2005
    Messages:
    33,351
    Location:
    #Brazil
    ok I need help cause I've fallen and I cannot get up HELP
     
  9. OutSynk

    OutSynk User

    Joined:
    Aug 16, 2010
    Messages:
    3,238
    *saved*
     
  10. Slave

    Slave User

    Joined:
    Jun 23, 2004
    Messages:
    32,231
    How unhygienic. I hope it’s wipe clean.
     
  11. Dark Carnival

    Dark Carnival Missss Vaaaaaanjie

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2004
    Messages:
    48,813
    Location:
    Sarajevo
    I volunteer to wipe it!
     
    Pipo likes this.
  12. monsta

    monsta CAUGHT YOUR FEVER

    Joined:
    Jun 18, 2008
    Messages:
    22,065
    Nobody else SCREAMING that they haven’t photoshopped his reflection?
     
    Kalabaliken, Ag and OutSynk like this.
  13. Diddy

    Diddy Rice Queen

    Joined:
    Feb 5, 2004
    Messages:
    45,861
    Location:
    logictherapy.wordpress.com
    It’s just at a different (albeit less flattering) angle isn’t it?
     
  14. wurst

    wurst User

    Joined:
    May 9, 2014
    Messages:
    795
    FINALLY Liam Payne does something I’m interested in. Onlyfans/spread cheeks next pls
     
  15. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2004
    Messages:
    140,048
    The reflection IS odd. He looks like he's got a 40" waist in it, which clearly isn't true either.

    I'd like an inch or two more crack, anyway please.
     
  16. Slave

    Slave User

    Joined:
    Jun 23, 2004
    Messages:
    32,231
    I’d like him to put a laminate cushion down first.
     
  17. Diddy

    Diddy Rice Queen

    Joined:
    Feb 5, 2004
    Messages:
    45,861
    Location:
    logictherapy.wordpress.com
    I don’t really think it’s doctored, having sucked all the fun out looking at that picture to check. I think it’s a combination of the double glazing blurring it, the different angle, and the chair blocking the edges of his body so it looks like it just goes and goes.

    Well anyway I’m not trying to defend him, he’s a prick and his arse is 7/10
     
  18. Dark Carnival

    Dark Carnival Missss Vaaaaaanjie

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2004
    Messages:
    48,813
    Location:
    Sarajevo
    Yeah keep focusing on the reflection girls
     
    SDF likes this.

Share This Page