One Direction Wank Bank, Dodgy Tattoos and Banter Thread

I've long since gone off Liam. But rather more worryingly, those new Shawn Mendes Calvin Klein pics have got my knickers fluttering.

I've become one of THOSE old gays, obviously.

 

I can't stop thinking about all of Liam and Naomi Campbell's mind-blowing sex but Niall is slowly transforming into the really fit one from Misfits, here's an update from my personal Twitter account:

 

That photo isn't working, and now I'm all juiced up with nowhere to go

 

I imagine it's this.

 

Oh my!

 

*fans furiously*

 

ok I need help cause I've fallen and I cannot get up HELP

 

*saved*

 

How unhygienic. I hope it’s wipe clean.

 

I volunteer to wipe it!

 

Nobody else SCREAMING that they haven’t photoshopped his reflection?

 

It’s just at a different (albeit less flattering) angle isn’t it?

 

FINALLY Liam Payne does something I’m interested in. Onlyfans/spread cheeks next pls

 

The reflection IS odd. He looks like he's got a 40" waist in it, which clearly isn't true either.

I'd like an inch or two more crack, anyway please.

 

I’d like him to put a laminate cushion down first.

 

I don’t really think it’s doctored, having sucked all the fun out looking at that picture to check. I think it’s a combination of the double glazing blurring it, the different angle, and the chair blocking the edges of his body so it looks like it just goes and goes.

Well anyway I’m not trying to defend him, he’s a prick and his arse is 7/10

 

Yeah keep focusing on the reflection girls