One Direction Wank Bank, Dodgy Tattoos and Banter Thread

Discussion in 'Pop' started by Pipo, Feb 28, 2013.

  1. monsta

    monsta CAUGHT YOUR FEVER

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    This is all very Duncan James having a kid with his best friend.
     
  2. Slave

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    I hope this causes him all manner of grief.

    I will claim it as my revenge following THE SNUB™
     
  3. Sid.W.

    Sid.W. Hello, it's me

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    signed to RCA
    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en-gb"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I guess I never explained why I left , it was for this moment to be given the opportunity to show you who i really am! <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/realmusic?src=hash">#realmusic</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RCA?src=hash">#RCA</a> !!</p>&mdash; zaynmalik (@zaynmalik) <a href="https://twitter.com/zaynmalik/status/626484859905658881">July 29, 2015</a></blockquote>
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    '#realmusic' :manson:
     
  4. Sid.W.

    Sid.W. Hello, it's me

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    Coming from someone who rated Zayn as their #1 would bang, I hope he flops and dies. He's clearly a shit mate, a shit fiancé and will most likely be an awful smug solo artist.
     
  5. Steptacular

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    #realmusic :D

    Zane Lowe will be plugging him on Beats 1 then!
     
  6. Kalabaliken

    Kalabaliken Pop Precision Since 1978

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    The ROMANCE of the CENTURY is OVER! :o (APPARENTLY)

    http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz...eak-off-their-engagement.html#~pkpVw99hwXcTIj
     
  7. Steptacular

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    Wised up to what a miserable cunt he is?
     
  8. Ag

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  9. Gangsta Nancy Lam

    Gangsta Nancy Lam mess

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    Nice of some wanky (literally) hipster twat to do what gazillions of teenage girls have been doing for years and get media coverage for it.
     
  10. Pipo

    Pipo WEAR MY KISS

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    These stupid children and their damn stupid choice of tattoos

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    You used to be different Liam :(

    http://i.STOP FUNDING HATE.co.uk/i/pix/2015/08/31/14/2BD7943300000578-3217012-image-a-1_1441028424195.jpg
     
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  11. ameraal

    ameraal trash

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    is he auditioning for the new pirates of the caribbean? :angle:
     
  12. Pipo

    Pipo WEAR MY KISS

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    there's no "Drag Me Down" thread and I'm not making a new thread for this

    nobody cares anymore I guess

    New album is called Made in the A.M. and they look like they can't be arsed anymore

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  13. jivafox

    jivafox Stay sexy don’t get murdered

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    :D

    PHONING IT IN implies at least a tiny amount of effort and this can't even be described as that
     
  14. POP!

    POP! Across that county line

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    I can't deny that a good half of Four has been a staple on my iPhone since last November (particularly "No Control", "Girl Almighty", "Stockholm Syndrome", "Night Changes") - they really do look like they can't be fucked to even take a picture let alone record a decent album this time around, however.

    "Drag Me Down" is still JUST OK
     
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  15. Pipo

    Pipo WEAR MY KISS

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    yeah this album cover looks from a left over from the FOUR sessions and they just photoshopped Zayn out
     
  16. Crash

    Crash Thank You

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    To be honest though all their cover art has been UTTER SHIT
     
  17. Pipo

    Pipo WEAR MY KISS

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    Liam's new sleeve :zombie: and a matching tattoo of Cheryl's AWFUL butt one

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  18. Sharla

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    I thought those were his knees at first.

    Hideous
     
  19. Jætike

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    Waiting for the day when these lads run out of skin space
     
  20. Ellie

    Ellie Super talented triple threat

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    They do realise their bodies aren't an Etch-A-Sketch, right?
     
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  22. jivafox

    jivafox Stay sexy don’t get murdered

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    I spent 30 minutes of my life reading that today :D
     
  23. Pipo

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    YASSS DADDY LIAM

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  24. Mugatu

    Mugatu a marginalized clown

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    Zayn's only got a few weeks left :(

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  25. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Any recent shots of Liam with his tits out?
     
  26. Marilyn

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    Disable me, king!
     
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  27. Sharla

    Sharla The Resistance

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    I didn't have him down as a Feud fan
     
  28. Pipo

    Pipo WEAR MY KISS

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    will this do?

    https://www.theSTOP FUNDING HATE/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/nintchdbpict000309335282.jpg?strip=all&w=736&quality=100
     
  29. Pipo

    Pipo WEAR MY KISS

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    :horny: nothing sexier than skipping leg day:(

     
  30. Penelope

    Penelope AND SHAVE OUR EYEBROWS

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    I was wondering what on earth he spends all his time *doing* the other day, in between the kid that ISN'T HIS and the solo career he's doing with ALL THE JOY OF A TAX RETURN

    And STILL he won't even have the decency to observe leg day!
     
  31. Madison

    Madison Everything goes up by six

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    What kind of tax return?
     
  32. Steptacular

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    He's such a MISERABLE CUNT! You're a millionaire, new dad and banging Cheryl Cole... SMILE.
     
  33. Penelope

    Penelope AND SHAVE OUR EYEBROWS

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    Yeah RIGHT :D
     
  34. jivafox

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    I can't believe we haven't seen ONE WILLY from this motley crew yet.
     
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  35. Penelope

    Penelope AND SHAVE OUR EYEBROWS

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    For a brief second I could've SWORN we'd seen Harry's until I realised I was mixing him up with FRANKIE COCOZZA :zombie:
     
  36. Mugatu

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    Zayn is now bald

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  37. jivafox

    jivafox Stay sexy don’t get murdered

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  38. Dark Carnival

    Dark Carnival Missss Vaaaaaanjie

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    Don't like it.
     
  39. Lucille

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    Will he MAKE IT TO CHRISTMAS???
     
  40. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    But WHY?
     

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