Discussion in 'Celebdaq' started by Sheena, Nov 4, 2005.
And Mavis GUSSETBUCKET
IN OTHER NEWS...
Anna Ford arrested for tampering with Angela Merkel's thong collection.
Helmut Kohl said to be DISTRAUGHT.
OT: Moira Stewart's fannylips declared EIGHTH WONDER OF THE WORLD
NAR: Vanessa Feltz to release album of duets with GEORGE FORMBY
Christmas stockings reported to be not remotely bothered by impending STUFFING
That is cause THIS year's christmas favourite is BANANARAMA BREAD
Vanessa Feltz rumoured to be working on the launch of the FABULOUS FELTZ FLAN range in order to compete with soaring sales of Bananarama Bread.
Sainsbury's reported to have SHUT DOWN their chain of stores in response.
Atomic Kitten comeback delayed as post-pregnant stars are forced into crash diets
Also tonight: Vanessa Feltz, 82, reported to be "critical but stable" after emergency surgery to remove a large plant pot from her skull.
"Everyone knows that plant pots should be administered from the back of the head, rather than straight down over the forehead", said the digruntled Nurse on duty.
NAR: Geri Halliwell reacts strongly to press suggestions that she lied about her age when in the Spice Girls
news: Nancy SPUNGEN
OT: I've been to NICE
And the isle of GREECE
And I've sipped champagne on a YACHT
NOF: Bagpuss dead
news: H from Steps to join "Bella Emberg- The Musical"
NOT IN OUR HEARTS SHE ISN’T