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  1. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    And Mavis GUSSETBUCKET
     
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    IN OTHER NEWS...

    Anna Ford arrested for tampering with Angela Merkel's thong collection.

    Helmut Kohl said to be DISTRAUGHT.
     
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    OT: Moira Stewart's fannylips declared EIGHTH WONDER OF THE WORLD
     
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    NAR: Vanessa Feltz to release album of duets with GEORGE FORMBY

    Christmas stockings reported to be not remotely bothered by impending STUFFING
     
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    That is cause THIS year's christmas favourite is BANANARAMA BREAD

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    Vanessa Feltz rumoured to be working on the launch of the FABULOUS FELTZ FLAN range in order to compete with soaring sales of Bananarama Bread.

    Sainsbury's reported to have SHUT DOWN their chain of stores in response.
     
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    Atomic Kitten comeback delayed as post-pregnant stars are forced into crash diets
     
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    Also tonight: Vanessa Feltz, 82, reported to be "critical but stable" after emergency surgery to remove a large plant pot from her skull.

    "Everyone knows that plant pots should be administered from the back of the head, rather than straight down over the forehead", said the digruntled Nurse on duty.
     
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    Priscilla PUBES
     
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    NAR: Geri Halliwell reacts strongly to press suggestions that she lied about her age when in the Spice Girls
     
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    news: Nancy SPUNGEN
     
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    OT: I've been to NICE
    And the isle of GREECE
    And I've sipped champagne on a YACHT
     
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    NOF: Bagpuss dead
     
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    YOU LIE
     
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    news: H from Steps to join "Bella Emberg- The Musical"
     
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    NOT IN OUR HEARTS SHE ISN’T
     

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