Discussion in 'Celebdaq' started by Sheena, Oct 13, 2006.
Thank you DAVID
OT: REMOTE LINKING OF IMAGES NOT ALLOWED
Nina Myskow said to be AGOG at this news.
OT: Mavis Cruet reported to say "I'm not THAT FAT" when compared to Mariah Carey
NAR: Mariah Carey reported to have said "I'm not that SLIM" when compared to Bella Emberg
news: Rachey to be voiced by the late KENNETH WILLIAMS from now on
NAR: new Rachey-branded sunflower spread to be plugged by Dawn French in new $1 sponsorship deal
NAR: "Rachey- The Movie" to, somewhat predictably, feature former Dot poster WISPY as WILLO and, perhaps LESS SO then again on second thoughts..., KIM as Evil EDNA
OT: Rachey nominated as Guest Of Honour for Cheadle Piss Olympics 2007, currently second favourite for the position behind DAME Madelaine Albright
OT: Rachey to be used as a circuit board for London Electricity
news: Rachey adopted by 10 African babies
They just see her as a FOOD SUPPLY
news: ten babies of african origin between 7 and 9 found DEAD on the Isle Of Wight
NAR: Rachey loses hair in freak cillit-bang MISHAP
news: Rachey washed upon shore
OT: Rachey comes third in pigeon race
new: Rachey causes world meltdown
You're all INCREDIBLY amusing I must say.
OT: Rachey uses up world supply of smilies
Just in: Moopy declares Rachey QUEEN.
news: COUP demotes Rachey to DIRTY OLD SCRUBBER
news: Rachey shares up to all-time high of 0.0005p
Did I cause this?
I am HONOURED!
news: Kate reportedly BOTHERED
news: Rachey DIES
OT: Rachey revealed to be made entirely of play-doh
OT: Rachey covered in batter and launched into space
NAR: Rachey deemed a health risk in Esthonia
news: Rachey up to #5 in the Sketch-A-Skirting-Board World Rankings
JUST IN: Life sized Rachey clones moored off coast of Isle of Wight to warn ships of hidden rocks...
newsflash: mass murder in Central Park NY as thousands of tourists forced to listen to "Rachey Sings Boogie Woogie" across the PA system
OT: 2007 Eurovision Song Contest to be staged on Rachey's LEFT BREAST
OT: Rachey's breath blamed for new outbreak of malaria
NAR: "I won't back down" claims disgruntled Rachey following Dairylea Dunker episode
NEWS: Rachey sued for $1m in property damage by Thames Television after falling coming down the stairs in "The Price Is Right" and cracking right through the set
NEWS: Rachey's right tit breaks free from bra. 12 dead.
:Oi: WELL REALLY. I have MINTY FRESH BREATH.
NAR: Lost Andean tribe found in Rachey's pubic undercarriage