OT: Rachey is the new MAVIS CRUET

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  1. Sheena

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    Thank you DAVID
     
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    OT: REMOTE LINKING OF IMAGES NOT ALLOWED
     
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    Nina Myskow said to be AGOG at this news.
     
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    OT: Mavis Cruet reported to say "I'm not THAT FAT" when compared to Mariah Carey
     
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    NAR: Mariah Carey reported to have said "I'm not that SLIM" when compared to Bella Emberg
     
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    news: Rachey to be voiced by the late KENNETH WILLIAMS from now on
     
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    NAR: new Rachey-branded sunflower spread to be plugged by Dawn French in new $1 sponsorship deal
     
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    NAR: "Rachey- The Movie" to, somewhat predictably, feature former Dot poster WISPY as WILLO and, perhaps LESS SO then again on second thoughts..., KIM as Evil EDNA
     
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    OT: Rachey nominated as Guest Of Honour for Cheadle Piss Olympics 2007, currently second favourite for the position behind DAME Madelaine Albright
     
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    OT: Rachey to be used as a circuit board for London Electricity
     
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    news: Rachey adopted by 10 African babies
     
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    They just see her as a FOOD SUPPLY
     
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    news: ten babies of african origin between 7 and 9 found DEAD on the Isle Of Wight
     
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    NAR: Rachey loses hair in freak cillit-bang MISHAP
     
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    news: Rachey washed upon shore
     
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    OT: Rachey comes third in pigeon race
     
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    new: Rachey causes world meltdown
     
  18. Rachey

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    :bad: You're all INCREDIBLY amusing I must say.
     
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    OT: Rachey uses up world supply of :bad: smilies
     
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    Just in: Moopy declares Rachey QUEEN.
     
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    news: COUP demotes Rachey to DIRTY OLD SCRUBBER
     
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    news: Rachey shares up to all-time high of 0.0005p
     
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    Did I cause this?

    I am HONOURED! :D
     
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    news: Rachey DIES
















    ...her hair
     
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    OT: Rachey revealed to be made entirely of play-doh
     
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    OT: Rachey covered in batter and launched into space
     
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    NAR: Rachey deemed a health risk in Esthonia
     
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    :D cruet!
     
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    news: Rachey up to #5 in the Sketch-A-Skirting-Board World Rankings
     
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    JUST IN: Life sized Rachey clones moored off coast of Isle of Wight to warn ships of hidden rocks...
     
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    newsflash: mass murder in Central Park NY as thousands of tourists forced to listen to "Rachey Sings Boogie Woogie" across the PA system
     
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    OT: 2007 Eurovision Song Contest to be staged on Rachey's LEFT BREAST
     
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    OT: Rachey's breath blamed for new outbreak of malaria
     
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    NAR: "I won't back down" claims disgruntled Rachey following Dairylea Dunker episode
     
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    NEWS: Rachey sued for $1m in property damage by Thames Television after falling coming down the stairs in "The Price Is Right" and cracking right through the set
     
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    NEWS: Rachey's right tit breaks free from bra. 12 dead.
     
  39. Rachey

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    :Oi: WELL REALLY. I have MINTY FRESH BREATH.

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    NAR: Lost Andean tribe found in Rachey's pubic undercarriage
     

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