OT: Rachey is the new MAVIS CRUET

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  1. funky

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    OT: unconfirmed Rachey sighting in Safeway carpark, East Humberside
     
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    news: Rachey denies ALL REPORTS
     
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    news: Rachey cast as "tall building 3" in new disaster epic "An Alien Is Coming To Dinner"
     
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    NAR: Rachey half cast over reports of Right Said Fred EXPOSE
     
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    JUST IN: Rachey revealed as face of Spam 2007
     
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    newsflash: Pop Icon Rachey condemned by the Vatican after releasing new book "Sax", which is said to include various revealing MUSICAL INSTRUMENT images, including one shocking moment where she is shown ACTUALLY PLAYING A PIANO
     
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    JUST IN: Rachey-worn MERKIN sold for record 37p at Sotherby's Wig Auction
     
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    news: Rachey found guilty of peddling aubergines in three-year Met Police sting operation
     
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    OT: Rachey hasn't eaten since LAST WEDNESDAY
     
  10. Sheena

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    news correction: Rachey hasn't eaten since FIVE MINUTES AGO

    We apologise for any inconvenience caused
     
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    news: Rachey found naked inside Yanni's piano
     
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    Rachey's new sex tape now ONLINE
     
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    OT: Where IS Rachey? :(
     
  14. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    I'm afraid Rachey was killed by lesbian carnivores who invaded the Isle of Wight from the south, after their ship, the Pool Cue and Scratchings, was sunk by a large Betty Boothroyd statue in the Channel...
     
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    That BITCH BETTY always gets in the WAY
     
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    OT: RCHY in vowel theft SHOCKER
     

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