Discussion in 'Celebdaq' started by Sheena, Oct 13, 2006.
OT: unconfirmed Rachey sighting in Safeway carpark, East Humberside
news: Rachey denies ALL REPORTS
news: Rachey cast as "tall building 3" in new disaster epic "An Alien Is Coming To Dinner"
NAR: Rachey half cast over reports of Right Said Fred EXPOSE
JUST IN: Rachey revealed as face of Spam 2007
newsflash: Pop Icon Rachey condemned by the Vatican after releasing new book "Sax", which is said to include various revealing MUSICAL INSTRUMENT images, including one shocking moment where she is shown ACTUALLY PLAYING A PIANO
JUST IN: Rachey-worn MERKIN sold for record 37p at Sotherby's Wig Auction
news: Rachey found guilty of peddling aubergines in three-year Met Police sting operation
OT: Rachey hasn't eaten since LAST WEDNESDAY
news correction: Rachey hasn't eaten since FIVE MINUTES AGO
We apologise for any inconvenience caused
news: Rachey found naked inside Yanni's piano
Rachey's new sex tape now ONLINE
OT: Where IS Rachey?
I'm afraid Rachey was killed by lesbian carnivores who invaded the Isle of Wight from the south, after their ship, the Pool Cue and Scratchings, was sunk by a large Betty Boothroyd statue in the Channel...
That BITCH BETTY always gets in the WAY
OT: RCHY in vowel theft SHOCKER