Discussion in 'Zsa Zsa Gabor Memorial Cemetery' started by Ellie, Nov 13, 2020.
"Oh shit I've only got a tenner on me, better adjust that patio furniture."
Will we get a day off for the funeral? Peter Sissons to come back to provide commentary at the funeral, whilst noting the cleavage of female guests.
I prefer BELOV’D
Quelle surprise that we’ve managed to get this onto two pages. Anyone would think that there was something wrong with us
Moopy at its darkest. It's been a funny ol' week...
I’m dollying myself up right now in my best translucent blouse, pedal pushers and canary yellow nail varnish in preparation for paying DUE RESPECTS
I’m sure that the UNHINGED accusation might have something to do with it although I for one wouldn’t even think of playing up to it
Another British treasure gone :’(
Given @Indie's increasing Angel of Death status, I would like to request that he put some Cabinet ministers on next year's Deathlist so that we get rid of some real monsters.
Just browsing his wiki page now and the V-neck jumper revelation is grimly hysterical. What a sight!
I see that OUR PETE was ANOTHER ONE WHO BALLOONED
Can't believe he was king of Cuba.
It doesn’t look like him at all! Maybe Mrs Sutcliffe liked to smuggle in a pasty
Makes a change from the dog and all that matted fur I guess.
Oh she dropped him like a cold bag of sick the second he was convicted. I don’t know what she’s up to now but the fact that her LinkedIn tells me she goes under Sonia Shipman-Huntley these days suggests it’s nothing good.
Would a banner tribute be too much?
We’re still waiting for the SEXY DOG
Combine the two - Sexy Sutcliffe. Or ripper spaniel, if you can find a dog willing to wear a polo neck and Jason King moustache long enough to have a photo taken.
Did anyone ever see the musical? I heard his performance brought people to tears and death.
So much for STAND BY YOUR MAN! I learn from Wiki that she had an affair with an ice cream van driver while they were married
A 99 AND ONE UP THE BUM PLEASE ANTONIO
GLORIOUS. I thought rhyming gravedigger with Yorkshire Ripper was a bit off, even though the melody was a real toe-tapper
Oh speaking of PERVERTS
The other rhyming couplet with gravedigger hasn't aged well.
I had a specific section of Tory Cunts and so far, none. Not one. Not even Tebbit.
Poor thing only had a yen for an occasional cottage
JUST NIPPING DOWN BOOTS LUV
I hope none of his surviving victims lurk on here. I’d hate them to see how disrespectful everyone but me is being.
Let's face it - @Euphoria opened the door for this shit. We could have locked it behind us but we figured it would be alright. Oh well.
The potato he's put in his pocket is spoiling the line of his outfit. He should have popped that in his manbag.
It‘s a JUMBO CROQUETTE. Our Pete was nothing if not a sophisticate
In case anyone related to the case is reading and is upset about our content.
I'm sorry you feel that way
Join us next week when Jacques will be ranking the Sandy Hook victims in order of hotness.
When I don't post it, it looks so much worse.
I try to tread a fine line between pious mod and macabre filth peddler.
He died of Coronavirus.
Our Rona’s PR team are clearly on a mission to soften her image.
Netflix has a limited documentary series 'The Ripper' dropping on December 16th.
Oooh, that'll challenge "Call The Midwife". What are Channel 5 going with: "Danny Dyer presents: Hitler's Top Ten Prison Camps"?
And yet STILL more likely to get me feeling MIRTHFUL than the Mrs Brown's Boys double bill.