Peter Sutcliffe DEAD

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  1. Ag

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    "Oh shit I've only got a tenner on me, better adjust that patio furniture."
     
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    Will we get a day off for the funeral? Peter Sissons to come back to provide commentary at the funeral, whilst noting the cleavage of female guests.
     
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    :D I prefer BELOV’D :disco:

    Quelle surprise that we’ve managed to get this onto two pages. Anyone would think that there was something wrong with us :)
     
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    Moopy at its darkest. It's been a funny ol' week...
     
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    I’m dollying myself up right now in my best translucent blouse, pedal pushers and canary yellow nail varnish in preparation for paying DUE RESPECTS
     
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    I’m sure that the UNHINGED accusation might have something to do with it although I for one wouldn’t even think of playing up to it :tongueout:
     
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  7. big ron

    big ron Nude inspector

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    Another British treasure gone :’(
     
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    dmlaw Democracy doesn't work

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    Given @Indie's increasing Angel of Death status, I would like to request that he put some Cabinet ministers on next year's Deathlist so that we get rid of some real monsters.
     
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    jivafox chalamet & chill

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    Just browsing his wiki page now and the V-neck jumper revelation is grimly hysterical. What a sight!
     
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  10. Zu-Klara

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    I see that OUR PETE was ANOTHER ONE WHO BALLOONED

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    Can't believe he was king of Cuba.
     
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    It doesn’t look like him at all! Maybe Mrs Sutcliffe liked to smuggle in a pasty :)
     
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    Makes a change from the dog and all that matted fur I guess.
     
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    ButterTart Egg Custard Tart

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    Oh she dropped him like a cold bag of sick the second he was convicted. I don’t know what she’s up to now but the fact that her LinkedIn tells me she goes under Sonia Shipman-Huntley these days suggests it’s nothing good.
     
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    Would a banner tribute be too much?
     
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    We’re still waiting for the SEXY DOG
     
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    Combine the two - Sexy Sutcliffe. Or ripper spaniel, if you can find a dog willing to wear a polo neck and Jason King moustache long enough to have a photo taken.
     
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    Did anyone ever see the musical? I heard his performance brought people to tears and death.
     
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    So much for STAND BY YOUR MAN! I learn from Wiki that she had an affair with an ice cream van driver while they were married

    A 99 AND ONE UP THE BUM PLEASE ANTONIO
     
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    GLORIOUS. I thought rhyming gravedigger with Yorkshire Ripper was a bit off, even though the melody was a real toe-tapper :(
     
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    COB jumped up little prick

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    Oh speaking of PERVERTS
     
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    The other rhyming couplet with gravedigger hasn't aged well.
     
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    I had a specific section of Tory Cunts and so far, none. Not one. Not even Tebbit.
     
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    Poor thing only had a yen for an occasional cottage :(

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    JUST NIPPING DOWN BOOTS LUV
     
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    I hope none of his surviving victims lurk on here. I’d hate them to see how disrespectful everyone but me is being.
     
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    Let's face it - @Euphoria opened the door for this shit. We could have locked it behind us but we figured it would be alright. Oh well.
     
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    The potato he's put in his pocket is spoiling the line of his outfit. He should have popped that in his manbag.
     
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    It‘s a JUMBO CROQUETTE. Our Pete was nothing if not a sophisticate
     
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    OOOOH MANLY.
     
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    In case anyone related to the case is reading and is upset about our content.

    I'm sorry you feel that way
     
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    Join us next week when Jacques will be ranking the Sandy Hook victims in order of hotness.
     
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    When I don't post it, it looks so much worse.
     
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    Also @Jacques
     
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    I try to tread a fine line between pious mod and macabre filth peddler.
     
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    He died of Coronavirus.
     
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    Our Rona’s PR team are clearly on a mission to soften her image.
     
  37. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Netflix has a limited documentary series 'The Ripper' dropping on December 16th.

    FESTIVE! :santa:
     
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    Oooh, that'll challenge "Call The Midwife". What are Channel 5 going with: "Danny Dyer presents: Hitler's Top Ten Prison Camps"?
     
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    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    And yet STILL more likely to get me feeling MIRTHFUL than the Mrs Brown's Boys double bill.
     
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