Poor dead Sunday

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  1. octophone

    octophone fucking ADMIN, bitches

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    Morning.

    It's my fannyversary today. 2 years. Yay me.
     
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  2. Diddy

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    Congratulations and conflapulations

    I celebrated it today by not dying of poison gas
     
  3. octophone

    octophone fucking ADMIN, bitches

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    Aum at it again?
     
  4. Iguana

    Iguana One two CHA CHA CHA

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    Congratulations octy! :beer:
     
  5. Diddy

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    I visited another volcano, this one I went right to the RIM of. I couldn’t look into the hole itself though, there were too many emissions.
     
  6. Zu-Klara

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    Do you still have to use that wand thing or is it all stable now?

    Sorry to be so gynaecological on the Lord’s day but I just can’t stop myself
     
  7. octophone

    octophone fucking ADMIN, bitches

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    Every so often but not so much. To start with it was 2 wands, 3 times a day. I felt IMPALED.
     
  8. big ron

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    Yay. Send nudes x
     
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  9. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    It's SUNDAY
    I say YAY
    Just a little bit
    A time to SPECULATE
    And PREVARICATE
    About the state of Octy's CLIT

    Fin.
     
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  10. octophone

    octophone fucking ADMIN, bitches

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  11. octophone

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    In a haiku...

    Round trip to Brighton
    Back within a week or so
    Now I have a minge
     
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  12. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    That is a thread idea if ever I saw one! I'll start it off!
     
  13. Rita

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    This is a pretty personal question but I am not one that is backwards in coming forwards. What is sex like with said vagina @octophone?
     
  14. octophone

    octophone fucking ADMIN, bitches

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    Dunno. Not had any since. And, oddly, feel no need.

    There was a point where I thought I'd better get a shag in because, well, rude not to in a way but I'm over that now. It wasn't why I had it done and I haven't met anyone I'd want inside me in the interim anyway.
     
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  15. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    Were you a gay man before? I have to say I can't really remember...
     
  16. octophone

    octophone fucking ADMIN, bitches

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    I never identified as a gay man because I never identified as a man. I was/am borderline asexual but this was down to physical disgust rather than being an actual acer. When I did experience attraction there was no pattern of type, gender, anything: my two big crushes were Ed O'Brien from Radiohead and Sara Pascoe. Make of that what you will.
     
  17. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    Sorry. I didn't think about that one.

    Now I DO like Sara Pascoe. I'm not sure I'd slap my chipolata up her, though.
     
  18. octophone

    octophone fucking ADMIN, bitches

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    Quite all right, no apology required.


    I don't want to appear crude but I'd go down on her like a thirsty spaniel.
     
  19. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    :D

    A "wet spaniel" is going to be my new way of saying this too. AND you'd get a WET DOG NOSE to go with it.
     
  20. big ron

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    LIKE A DOG EATING HOT CHIPS was my favourite analogy, especially as it was delivered in an Irish accent.
     
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  21. Rita

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    Catching up with last nights The Voice.

    When did Will.I.Am get so FINE. :horny:
     
  22. Indie

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    Well I'm hungover today

    Also I think Mrs. Indie punched me in my sleep, because my nose bled quite a lot.
     
  23. octophone

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    The question is, was she asleep as well and, if not, what do you do to earn a sock on the hooter?
     
  24. Indie

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    I was probably snoring. Drinking related.

    She won't admit to the punch, but it's highly likely. My face was covered in blood and I've had to wash the sheets twice.
     
  25. Indie

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    P.s. happy fanny day
     
  26. big ron

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    Yeah but he's so fucking annoying.
     
  27. Rachey

    Rachey A little bit lesbian

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    Moopy help. Have any of you been to the Canary islands? They have never appealed to me but I'm going away with friends the end of Feb and this is where we've ended up on.

    Any recommendations on which island is nicest?
     
  28. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Worst holiday I've ever been on. I wouldn't go back if someone else was paying.

    Hope you have fun :)
     
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  29. Zu-Klara

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    :D Surely not worse than MALTA?

    ACHTUNG @Alla

    ¿Cuál es la isla canaria la plus bonita (:tongueout:), cariño?

    I've personally always been scared of going there because of the GIANT KILLER FROGS and also they have rats the size of SHETLAND PONIES :shock:
     
  30. Zu-Klara

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    Terrifying wildlife and certain death aside, I’ve never fancied it because I bet it’s full of vile, noisy Brits chomping on jumbo sausage, barking orders for FISH Y CHIPS and sicking it all up on the plate but do correct me if I’m wrong
     
  31. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    PRETTY ACCURATE SO FAR
     
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  32. Rachey

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    Why?
     
  33. Star

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    Oh I just posted on your fb, but we went Futerventura last Mid March. The weather was a real let down for me because it was just so windy it made it feel really cold. We only managed to get into the pool once in the week as it was so cold. The beach was empty because the winds were blowing the sand everywhere. Even just walking along the coast was hard with the wind blowing you the other way! I think that island is one of the worst though for wind.
     
  34. Rachey

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    Ok this sounds scary...
     
  35. Floppet

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    Made the mistake of watching I, Daniel Blake after my dinner. Now my eyes are all red and there's a pile of snotty tissues in the bin.

    I also think the dog might have had double painkillers as well as double breakfast because he's just lying around the place, monged off his tits.
     
  36. Rachey

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    I've just seen your FB reply! I have read Fuerteventura is the windiest which has put me off.
     
  37. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    What Zu said, essentially.

    I guess if all you want is short haul guaranteed heat at that time of year and don't mind lying on a beach or by the pool all day, fair enough. But it had little else to recommend it.
     
  38. dmlaw

    dmlaw Democracy doesn't work

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    It's all a lie, Rachey. The rats have never been implicated in an unprovoked attack on a human and the frogs are more like the size of German Shepherds. Or was it the other way around?
     
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  39. Zu-Klara

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    My twin was speared by a rhino while queuing for sausage. Oh I can smile about it now but at the time it was terrible :(
     
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  40. Star

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    It was a shame as it was our first trip overseas with baby Kylie, and now probably our last overseas trip for sometime! We just wanted some sunshine which we didn't get.
     

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