PRETTYMUCH (Simon Cowell's new boy band) - Would You Mind

well they're no CNCO are they

 

The fact that they didn't drop them after TEN massive flop singles is a real mistery. Do they give good head?

 

Some of them were just (great) EP tracks xxx

 

I quite enjoy the new one. Fingers crossed this one's it.

 

You mean the last one?

 

It is rather exciting that they already have enough wonderful songs for a whole album, including the new one and the last one. OMG maybe they should release a GREATEST HITS

 

They haven’t even had a single yet, have they? Let alone a HIT!

 

Maybe I’m missing a lot of influential GIFs and memes

 

Do you mean the one before the new one or that the new one is both the new one and the last one?

 

Well it’s the new one but it’s also the next one so it’ll be the last one and the old one

 

Must have missed their wildly successful 6 page (and counting) thread

 

IT'S HERE

 

Another one for the 6/10 pile for me

Think I’ll hang on for the real first single

 

when are they being taken off life support?!

 

FINALLY an official debut single

 

Thank u, next.

 

To whoever was asking who’s still bankrolling them

A: nobody

 

Well it's quite an achievement they're still going on after so many flops.

 

Are they still signed up with Cowell @dUb ?

 

Assume so, haven’t heard anything to the contrary from the BEANZ

 

HIGHLY ANTICIPATED follow up single coming:

 

Not deaf?

 

don't they have enough songs for an album already

 

They're now Drake: The Boyband

 

As you can see from the start of the video introducing them, this is the official debut single

 

omg so many debut singles I can't keep track!
which one is your fave Dub? I quite liked the Señorita one for 5 minutes, and the Jell-o song

 

dUb this is actually quite GOOD.

 

I like it in a 6/10 way.

But don’t they ever look like they’re just going through the motions. This is like the antithesis to the swift flush of the pop toilet in the ‘90s - now we’ve got a group on life support and someone completely unwilling to pull the plug even though they all look like they’d rather be ANYWHERE ELSE.

 

ISN'T IT! I saw Radio 1 tweeted something positive about it - playlist it ffs

Edit: before you all go looking for receipts to humiliate me, it might have been Snapchat

 

Thanks for asking, Pipo!

At the moment I would split the songs up like this

LOVE
On My Way
Healthy
10,000 Hours
Teacher
Blind

GREAT
Jello
Solita
Real Friends
Hello
No More
Open Arms
Would You Mind

ED SHEERAN ADJACENT
Summer On You

 

They have a song about a Manchester based burger chain? Odd

 

when you literally can't BUY a hit, you take the endorsements where you can get them

 

Here’s the official debut single

 

Could a mod move this FUCKING SHIT to the Pop Toilet?

Thanks.

 

Oh. I actually quite like it

 

As Ella Henderson once so eloquently sang

Give up the ghost
Give up the ghost
Give up the ghost
Stop the haunting baby...

 

I keep going to the RIVERRRRRR...

 

Sorry.