Princess Beatrice NEWS

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  1. TurnerPrize

    TurnerPrize time to dance

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  2. TurnerPrize

    TurnerPrize time to dance

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    KATE, will you buy me Princess Beatrice's hat please? :shy:
     
  3. Beverley

    Beverley I Don't Wanna Change A THI-ING

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    ISN'T SHE AMAZING? SO PHILANTHROPIC

    My fave Royal.
     
  4. TurnerPrize

    TurnerPrize time to dance

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    I didn't realise that she had to sit like a hunchback in the car.

    [​IMG]

    I bet she wished she could have gone in the minibuses with the LESSER ROYALS.
     
  5. Mugatu

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    Bea is fast ASCENDING my Royal Personal Chart. :disco:
     
  6. Madison

    Madison Everything goes up by six

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    To be fair, she has curvature of the spine as well.

    EDIT: My mistake. That's her sister.
     
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  7. TurnerPrize

    TurnerPrize time to dance

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    Schoolboy error. Call yourself a royalist.
     
  8. Eileen

    Eileen All the better to see you with, my dear.

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    Maybe she wore the hat DELIBERATELY so she'd have to bend over to take the PISS out of her sister's curvature of the spine.

    You know what siblings are like.
     
  9. jivafox

    jivafox chalamet & chill

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    she's TWO YEARS TOO LATE on the gaga craze SORRY BEATS
     
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  10. Prawncracker

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    BEATRICE is the new DIANA U nooooooooooooooo
     
  11. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    I want to be the NEW DIANA
    Lying on a YACHT reading PHOTO MAGAZINES
    I want to be the NEW DIANA (OK, HELLO)
    Visiting the shore OCCASIONALLY
     
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  12. Prawncracker

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    DREAM onz
     
  13. TurnerPrize

    TurnerPrize time to dance

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    The hat's currently at £50,200 :disco:
     
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    its WORTH it u nooooooooo
     
  15. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Well I've got to wear SOMETHING to Star's wedding.
     
  16. TurnerPrize

    TurnerPrize time to dance

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    I heard she might be giving you the Fergie treatment :(

    And i don't mean SUCKING your TOES.
     
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  17. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    I was going to say if I don't get an invite to the evening do AT LEAST I'm going to picket it. But then I thought. Surely we can get Shirley Phelps and the Westboro Baptists interested in this... :o
     
  18. American guy

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    Princess Bee...Swoon

    and charitable :shy:
     
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    Ha ha it only looks like she has has 3 fingers in the pic above. Or perhaps i should have a no early morning posting without glasses rule.

    I would have bought the hat if I had a spare 5K, its too expensive now. I just wanted to smell it for some reason anyway :shy:
     
  21. MAMA

    MAMA #Bangerz

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    Her sister is hot but could stand to lose a few pounds.

    And by few I mean a lot.

    They both seem to have that wonderful rapid-ageing gene that a lot of my (white) UK friends have, you know, where you meet someone who is 27 but they look 40.
     
  22. Ag

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    She secretly got married.
     
  23. Ellie

    Ellie Super talented triple threat

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    I was wondering how they’d do this to keep Andrew away from a public event.
     
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    Bring tags back so I can write something mean about these VAPIDS!
     
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