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  1. Dr Lecter

    Dr Lecter HAS BEEN

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    Most inconvenient


    God im bored
     
  2. Kate

    Kate most die in your bedroom

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    *relieves*
     
  3. Dr Lecter

    Dr Lecter HAS BEEN

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    FILTH
     
  4. Apocalypt Flyer

    Apocalypt Flyer spheres

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  5. Dr Lecter

    Dr Lecter HAS BEEN

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    Its a THRIVING sub-division in our new media department
     
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  6. Kate

    Kate most die in your bedroom

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    £44.99 per DVD
     
  7. Apocalypt Flyer

    Apocalypt Flyer spheres

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    With Fisting specials and Behind The Scenes 59.99
     
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  8. David

    David Misanthropic Old Bastard

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    WAY over the odds, I've heard...
     
  9. Kate

    Kate most die in your bedroom

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    Coleslaw Specials £62.99
     
  10. Dr Lecter

    Dr Lecter HAS BEEN

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  11. TomH

    TomH Who?

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    better than being impotent
     
  12. Apocalypt Flyer

    Apocalypt Flyer spheres

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    'Rachey and Kate taking several dildos in turns' special 69.99
     
  13. Tigerclaw

    Tigerclaw MONG DROPS

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    Erections are NEVER random...:shock:
     
  14. Joseph

    Joseph .

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    I'll take TWO copies please
     
  15. Apocalypt Flyer

    Apocalypt Flyer spheres

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    makes 129.99 - special offer
     
  16. Joseph

    Joseph .

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    sold!
     
  17. Apocalypt Flyer

    Apocalypt Flyer spheres

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    If the participating lesbobs aren't attractive, the prices and offers must be.
     
  18. VoR

    VoR Forever in our hearts #Justice4Barb

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    You've CLEARLY never had one... They can be TOTALLY random.
     
  19. LawsUK

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    *wants an erection*
     
  20. Joseph

    Joseph .

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    Kate is lovely and I just wanna see Rachey "throw a rachey" when her batteries go dead

    fun viewing on a drunken night
     
  21. VoR

    VoR Forever in our hearts #Justice4Barb

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    They're nice, but a BITCH if you've got one and need to stand up.

    And moreso if you're play-wrestling with your decidedly male mates :shy:
     
  22. Joseph

    Joseph .

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    a random erection can be a pain at work since I wear scrubs and they won't hide them all that well:angry:
     
  23. Indie

    Indie Skeptopotamus

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    i tend to find they happen when you're at your most bored..
     
  24. VoR

    VoR Forever in our hearts #Justice4Barb

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    I've noticed that too. You can just be twiddling your thumbs and you'll just kinda notice...
     
  25. cwej

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    I hate them, when you don't even want sex. They just get in the fucking way. Especially if you've gotta stand up and move in a bit...
     
  26. Sild

    Sild New balls please

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    If it happens at an inopportune moment I think of something COMPLETELY unconnected to sex... :bruised:
     
  27. Kate

    Kate most die in your bedroom

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    MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY
     
  28. Sild

    Sild New balls please

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    I've NEVER had to resort to THAT... :geek:
     
  29. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    I often get them on the bus.
     
  30. Kate

    Kate most die in your bedroom

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    I think if I was a bloke it would be a SEVERE problem
     
  31. cwej

    cwej User

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    Are you a horny bitch?
     
  32. Kate

    Kate most die in your bedroom

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    What do you reckon!
     
  33. Indie

    Indie Skeptopotamus

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    erections on buses are AWFUL... i get them all the time. I think i've mastered the art of getting rid of them before standing up though...
     
  34. Sild

    Sild New balls please

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    I don't think I've EVER had one on a bus... :bruised:
     
  35. Alex

    Alex Go fish

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    Oh VOR
     
  36. OutSynk

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    I'm having one right now.
     
  37. Ag

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    It really was another fucking time.
     
  38. Ag

    Ag User

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    Was it the prospect of VoR play wrestling with his straight friends (hot)?
     
  39. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    Wasn’t it just? My thoughts precisely...
     
  40. octophone

    octophone artificial bloom, hydroponic skin

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    What age was VoR at the time? 13? Play wrestling after the age of 18 is inherently homo-erotic, surely?
     

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