Discussion in 'Moopy Moop' started by Dr Lecter, Mar 19, 2004.
God im bored
LecterKate Porn Industries
Its a THRIVING sub-division in our new media department
£44.99 per DVD
With Fisting specials and Behind The Scenes 59.99
WAY over the odds, I've heard...
Coleslaw Specials £62.99
better than being impotent
'Rachey and Kate taking several dildos in turns' special 69.99
Erections are NEVER random...
I'll take TWO copies please
makes 129.99 - special offer
If the participating lesbobs aren't attractive, the prices and offers must be.
You've CLEARLY never had one... They can be TOTALLY random.
*wants an erection*
Kate is lovely and I just wanna see Rachey "throw a rachey" when her batteries go dead
fun viewing on a drunken night
They're nice, but a BITCH if you've got one and need to stand up.
And moreso if you're play-wrestling with your decidedly male mates
a random erection can be a pain at work since I wear scrubs and they won't hide them all that well
i tend to find they happen when you're at your most bored..
I've noticed that too. You can just be twiddling your thumbs and you'll just kinda notice...
I hate them, when you don't even want sex. They just get in the fucking way. Especially if you've gotta stand up and move in a bit...
If it happens at an inopportune moment I think of something COMPLETELY unconnected to sex...
MARGARET THATCHER NAKED ON A COLD DAY
I've NEVER had to resort to THAT...
I often get them on the bus.
I think if I was a bloke it would be a SEVERE problem
Are you a horny bitch?
What do you reckon!
erections on buses are AWFUL... i get them all the time. I think i've mastered the art of getting rid of them before standing up though...
I don't think I've EVER had one on a bus...
I'm having one right now.
It really was another fucking time.
Was it the prospect of VoR play wrestling with his straight friends (hot)?
Wasn’t it just? My thoughts precisely...
What age was VoR at the time? 13? Play wrestling after the age of 18 is inherently homo-erotic, surely?