Discussion in 'Moopy Moop' started by Nancy, Oct 8, 2020.
“LET’S SEE WHAT ALL THE FUSS IS ABOUT...”
Old people (i.e. my parents and their friends) who own smartphones but still use and call landlines to leave mundane voicemails like “Hi, it’s me. Please call me back”.
PEOPLE WHO MAKE PIG NOISES DURING SEX
Had this conversation with mum and she thought I was being ageist... then we logged into her landline phone account which she pays via direct debit and has been paying nearly £100 extra per month on UK phone calls, when she has unlimited minutes for £9 a month on her mobile.
Not a HATE per se but when people have baby pics as their display photos. It creeps me out.
Okay David Cameron.
I’ve been with some sketchy guys in my time but I’ve NEVER had PIG NOISES.
Oh I used to do pig noises with the HORSE WANKER. He did like his farmyard vibe
Mary watching Treasure Island Media movies again?
OH THERE SHE IS.
Christmas specials that were clearly filmed in JUNE. It tends to ruin the festive atmosphere when the characters step outside to blazing sunshine, rich, verdant foliage, and passers by discussing the upcoming Wimbledon final.
Madonna being referred to as MADGE
Call her MO IF YOU MUST
People that BITE the cello tape rather than cutting a piece of with scissors.
Oh this is VERY FAMILIAR, except I'm the GUILTY PARTY.
Still, like I always say, FUCK OFF AND BUY YOUR OWN ROLL if it offends you so much
I have managed to bag myself a new roll tonight but it’s when I get offered it just after someone else has had it in their GOB
As I'm trying to use various bath products up before inevitably getting a new batch for Christmas-
BATH BOMBS WITH FLOWERS/LEAVES/TWIGS/GLITTER/SHIT IN THEM
I hate the ones with cocoa butter in that leave a greasy ring around the bath
I don't want to use bath bombs, but I am grateful they exist, because they are such a perfect easy gift for a person you don't know that well
Kate’s GREASY RING.
WHEN YOU BUTTER BREAD TOO HARD AND YOU MAKE A HOLE IN IT
Accidentally screenshotting someone’s story on SNAPCHAT which gives said person a notification. I’ve not spoken to said person in about THREE years
What was it
We need to know before we decide if it was an accident
Kids with their Snapchat
IKR the only people above the age of 21 who have Snapchat are total fuck boys
They probably also have KIK
People still use SNAPCHAT?
I learnt that screenshotting a snap would send the other person a notification THE HARD WAY.
They were having some sort of RANT. I was quickly scrolling through so have no idea what it was about
I could never work out how to use it. I find changing the clock on the oven easier.
“Getting it into people’s arms”
WHY CAN’T THEY JUST SAY “VACCINATING PEOPLE”?
I swear if I see one more you thought 2020 was bad then wait till 2021 meme or its many variations I’m going to scream. WE GET IT YOU BASIC FUCKS, STOP REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING JOKE.
I was going to post about the annual messages that are like “I hate you 2020, bad naughty year, go away” but I managed to avoid them this time
IN MY EXPERIENCE, Snapchat for over 21s is only for people to send and receive pictures that they wouldn’t want their mums to see, so thanks for sharing
well I use Snapchat as I love the matter-of-factness about it. I use it for snaps of food, sunrises, and DPs (double posts )
Snapchat has nice filters, that's it really.
People who post a photo on Instagram and then put a NEW POST thing about it in their Insta Story