Real Housewives 2020

Discussion in 'Reality Bites' started by wurst, Feb 3, 2020.

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Which (if ANY) do you watch?:

  1. Atlanta

    10 vote(s)
    55.6%
  2. Beverley Hills

    13 vote(s)
    72.2%
  3. Orange County

    8 vote(s)
    44.4%
  4. New York

    12 vote(s)
    66.7%
  5. New Jersey

    6 vote(s)
    33.3%
  6. Potomac

    8 vote(s)
    44.4%
  7. Dallas

    6 vote(s)
    33.3%
  8. Melbourne

    11 vote(s)
    61.1%
  9. Sydney

    7 vote(s)
    38.9%
  10. Auckland

    6 vote(s)
    33.3%
  11. Cheshire

    5 vote(s)
    27.8%
  12. Miami

    3 vote(s)
    16.7%
  13. Washington DC

    3 vote(s)
    16.7%
  14. Vancouver

    6 vote(s)
    33.3%
  15. Napoli

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  16. Johannesburg

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  17. Toronto

    2 vote(s)
    11.1%
  18. Salt Lake City

    4 vote(s)
    22.2%
  19. Other:

    1 vote(s)
    5.6%
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  1. Will

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    I'm still enjoying Potomac, if only for the sight of Candiace being handed an open goal with the assualt - an opportunity for her to have viewers on her side for once - yet still completely ballsing it up by over-egging the ptsd of it all. No one is gonna believe that she's still having daily panic attacks about having her hair pulled by Monique WEEKS after the event. With every scene she talks about it, I move further and further towards being Team Monique.
     
  2. jivafox

    jivafox chalamet & chill

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    “I think she’s having a psychotic break” :disco:
     
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    When I finally catch up on OC, I may just go back and watch the Heather seasons again. Truly an incredible Housewife.
     
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  4. wurst

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    Oh my life, the GAS LIGHTING!

    My fave EVIL HEATHER moment is when she meets Shannon for (I think) the FIRST TIME and tries to convince her that she's DESPERATE to sit in Heather's seat :D
    It's such a bizarre thing to so obviously try and manipulate somebody about :D

    Never forget also the iconic Vicki VS Giraffe cancer fight in the hollows of FancyPant's yet-to-be-built mansion :D :disco:
    [​IMG]
     
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  5. wurst

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    How did the OC let that cast go? :D I BLAME KELLY DODD!
     
  6. Phoenix

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    They gaslit Shannon so hard in her first season. Tamra and Heather tried to convince her she’s crazy during that dinner at Lizzy’s (:zombie:) run down beach shack.
     
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    I would feel more sorry for Shannon in her first season had she not been an absolute cow to everyone else who subsequently joined, on their first seasons :D
     
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    Remember when Heather kicked her out of her rented house. Those were the good old days.

    Shanon has always been psychotic. I know David is bad but imagine being married for 15 years to that spoiled ball of neurosis.
     
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    Oh wow we have an Atlanta trailer already! For some reason I wasn't expecting this for AGES



    for some reason the FACE SHIELDS are killing me :D

    I'm also expecting this to be a second half heavy season, due to restrictions changing whilst filming.
     
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    Omg of course they open and close with stripper gate :D apparently Tanya is no longer filming, this looks like some fun shit.
     
  11. Will

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    If that's the stripper in the trailer, then I'm not surprised that Tanya (and Porsha?) couldn't resist having a go.

    Stripper-gate aside, it doesn't look like there's much drama going on between the women this season. That, plus COVID restrictions, plus the fact that only five women have a peach, means that we might be getting a short season. Which is fine. Let newlywed Cynthia leave for LA, and press reset on the whole thing for season 14.

    The new housewife seems like good value though.
     
  12. wurst

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    The Atlanta rumblings were that it was QUITE SLOW at the start, but has really heated up recently with stripper gate and the new Housewife/friends of being really good value. Apparently EVA is a real firecracker this season despite being FIRED :D

    I imagine the first few episodes will focus mainly on Porsha and the BLM protests, how the BLM protests affected the women, and Covid. So probably quite a SOBERING opening run.

    I guess we will see - aren't they still filming? Interested to see the women with the hex of NeNe RELEASED from the room :disco:
     
  13. Phoenix

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    There are only 5 main housewives but at least 3-4 friends. Tanya, Marlo, Shamea and a new girl who didn’t get a peach.
     
  14. jivafox

    jivafox chalamet & chill

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    :eyes:
     
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    :D // :eyes: // SURE BABE!

    Ampika has also WADED IN, but purposely doesn't name DAWN WARD by name obviously to avoid Dawn going after her for defamation :D



    "Just remember, EVERY DOG HAS IT'S DAY" :D
     
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  19. wurst

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    Oh and this sounds QUITE FUN tbh!

     
  20. Lucille

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    Bags for everyone :disco: Don’t worry you have my support Dawn. x
     
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  21. wurst

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    Genuinely BAFFLED, PERTURBED and somewhat HYSTERICAL that somebody out there found/had the time in their life to make a fancam for SAD OLD CHARRISSE! :D

     
  22. Phoenix

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    I stan my champagne queen

    (stan is an exaggeration but I like Charisse)
     
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    We have the first glimpse of Kyle Richards reprising her iconic role in Halloween

     
  24. jivafox

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    Checking her backyard for Kim.
     
  25. wurst

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    I still haven't watched this week's OC :D SHOULD I BOTHER?
     
  26. jivafox

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    Me neither but by all accounts - NO.
     
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    I'm a total Dawn Ward stan :shy:

    She's probably in my top ten housewives of all time.
     
  28. wurst

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    I CANNOT IMAGINE being a stan of that WOOF IN SHEEP'S CLOTHING!

    I do love and adore Nick and Royston vs Ampika though, one of the FUNNIEST Housewives fights of all time :D I've watched it so many times :disco:



    "Ampika, you are a BITCH!"

    "You are TWISTED SOCIAL CLIMBERS!"

    "She's like a real VIOLENT, NASTY old BITCH!"
     
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  29. jivafox

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    You’re gonna need to spend a LOT LONGA doing her make up to make her LOOK GOOD.
     
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    I haven't watched this week's Potomac yet, but seemingly an entire episode dedicated to Robyn's (surely doomed) EMBELLISHED HAT COMPANY is a CHOICE :D

    As is this rubbish ANTM style photoshoot :D The picture of Karen for some reason has me HOWLING, she's just doing TOO MUCH!
     
  31. Frozen

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    Who let the sewer rats in???
     
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    "Watching Countryfile, I love it...I watch it EVERY WEEK. In fact, It does remind me of her really...old, vicious COWS IN A FIELD" :D
     
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    I’m catching up with Cheshire and :D / :( at Lauren turning up to her dad’s grave wearing thigh high boots for a CHAT.
     
  34. Frozen

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    I'm not up to that part yet but do we know that Phaedra's 'Mr. Chocolate' is apparently cheater cheater pumpkin eater Jamal Bryant?
     
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  35. Will

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    No I did not, and OMG the GAG of the century, if true :o
     
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    I thought Mr. Choclate was Quad’s husband from M2M. She more or less said it on the show.
     
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    I just choked on my dinner. OMG :disco:
     
  39. Will

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    Gizelle's not doing herself any favours this season, is she?

    She's gone from minor but necessary annoyance to Potomac's own version of an Orange County housewife. First accepting that awful man back into her life now that he's come sniffing around again for 15 more minutes of fame, then making her kids talk about it on camera, and now her overblown reaction to drag-gate. It's painfully obvious that she's finally found the reason to dunk on Monique that she's been looking for since Monique first walked onto the show with her four homes and her happy marriage.

    Though it did amuse me when she felt perfectly qualified to talk on her sidekick's behalf about not wanting to go on the trip if Monique was coming. :eyes:
     
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  40. Frozen

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    Gizelle has obviously been waiting for years for this day to come. I'm not sure aligning yourself with Candiace is going to do her any favours in the long term though, for the person who was assaulted she's actually coming off as worse in all of this. I thought she was funny but mean in this week's episode. She knew exactly what Robyn's hat collection was called but went out of her way to rename it 'Embezzled', joking in her VT about Robyn's taxes (pretty shitty thing to do to your closest ally on the show), and carrying stories back and forth between Kurn and Wendy.
     
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