Discussion in 'Real Housewives' started by KindaCool, Nov 30, 2020.
At least Jules had the strangely fuckable evil dwarf husband.
I’m still amazed at the dearth of male eye candy on NY. Michael and Jonathan (Mr. HOLLA) have been the only two I’ve ever found attractive on the show.
Ramona MOM-SHAMING Luann then following it up with "It must've been terrible getting cheated on LEFT AND RIGHT" has got to be the worst kind of behavior
Omg Cindy's CONFERENCE CALL when poor Sonja invites her for breakfast. Yikes. That was difficult to watch.
Just started Season 5. Half the cast is new :O
Luann saying "Aviva is poised and elegant. You'd never guess she had a HANDICAP" The bitch is the epitome of privilege.
Just remembered this ICONIC scene from Season 5.
Ramona changing the subject to her nails and furious Luann begrudgingly sneaking a look at them
Watching Sonja in the reunion crying through her bankruptcy is really sad But that evil bitch Jill Zarin just sitting there and loving and saving every juicy piece of detail lol
Ramona dragging everyone in S4 reunion
"The BRUNETTES got involved." *Camera pans to Luann and Jill pointing at themselves*
"I DID NOT CALL RAMONA AN ALCOHOLIC"
Omg this is one of Ramona's most golden lines:
"I really wanna apologize to Luann, but I can't because you know what? Down deep...SHE REALLY BOTHERS ME" !!!
So far loving Aviva, who is very quintessential New York, and semi-loving Carole, as her confessionals sound like she's reading the season's IMDB synopsis
That other new one seems MEGA ANNOYING. Not even as just a Real Housewife, but in actual real life.
I don't get the hate for HOLLA at all.
That made me gasp
Really didn't post this in the right thread.
I'm just getting to Simon's MEAN TWEETING scandal towards the end of Ep4... What the fuck?
And Sonja's bankruptcy over a film she never produced?! Starring Leonardo Dicaprio and Tulisa I assume...
Simon Van Kempen - the blueprint for the Mean Twitter Queen.
So glad they were ditched after Season 4.
"Everybody knows you're never home with your children. YOU FALL OFF TABLES." Fucking Ramona. She's DEFINITELY on a PTA somewhere.
THIS. FUCKING. SCENE.
If I'm ever asked what it means to BAMBOOZLE someone, I'm showing this clip. I TOTALLY believe that Ramona blackmailed Luann with sinister information and she just wiggles out from even admitting it! And Luann has no choice but to give the fuck up
They all know what her offensive strategy is by now, but they still can’t defend against it years later! She really is a master of her craft.
I bet the blackmail from Ramona specifically related to bringing something about Luann up on the show and making it a storyline. And so Luann isn't even allowed to properly call her out on it, because of the fourth wall. Leading to Ramona being able to dodge as Luann attempts to dance around it, ultimately getting off scott free. Brilliant!
I finally rewatched the infamous Aviva vs Ramona sit-down lunch that our @wurst so adores.
"You look a little bit more sober when Sonja's around, don't you Ramona?"
I died at that line.
I was actually impressed at Ramona for staying as long as she did. There were quite a few moments when I thought she would dart off and cut the scene shamefully short.
SO MANY MOMENTS! Luann's clearly pre-rehearsed "pinot filled hat" line KILLS ME as her delivery is so wooden
I think @jivafox mentioned Lu looking at Ramona's new nails AGAINST HER WILL in another thread the other day, which I'd never noticed before, and now I've seen it it's the most hilarious part of that of scene of all
SUCH a classic! That they are in what appears to be an ART GALLERY COFFEE SHOP and Aviva doesn't bother to take off her Winter coat just makes it more lol to me.
Seeing Ramona with a TEAPOT is just quite bizarre also
“Camomile tea reminds me of my GRANDMOTHER.”
Ramona getting that first dig in which Aviva definitely clocked and returns to later
Sonja flirting with the plumber is the most adorable thing ever. "Do you wanna see the rest of DAMAGES?" *flicks hair* Looked very orchestrated, but she's just such a STAR.
Blk water OBVIOUSLY Kelly
She's such a fucking douche bag!
I should love KKB with her being from the same pool of chaos Housewives I generally adore, but I just DON'T. She's just so CHARMLESS.
I always remember her at some outdoor magazine party in season 2 literally RUNNING around like a loon, trying to look popular. She's just not IT
Another one for the moopy book club pile THOUGH
Pretentious AND stupid. The worst combination.
And self-righteous too, to top it all off. Constantly bragging about being a "nice girl", but then 'writing' a book titled "I can make you hot!"
There's also a bit in the S3 reunion when Bethenny confronts her about saying she's "vegan" but then still eating meat. And Kelly responds with "I'm an adult and I'm allowed to change my mind about things whenever I want", not realizing how embarrassing and incredibly UNINTELLIGENT that sounds.
I don't know why this tickled me so much, but Dorinda LOVES HATS!
HAT QUEEN Dorinda also had some Instagram drama with Ramona, trying to expose her as a huge Trump supporter I think - but I don't really UNDERSTAND enough myself to give a TL|DR here
Just bring her BACK to take Ramona down once and for all at the end of this new season. THAT would be a GAG
Is Ramona homophobic? I feel like she is and I'm just not seeing it.
I get the feeling that she's quite a live and let live person, despite being a right-wing Trump supporter. I imagine that aside from those she deems above her on the social ladder, she probably treats everyone else she comes across the same. Which is, of course, woefully.
Evil Avery on the other hand...
One of the Real Housewives fan accounts I follow () summed it up in a series of screen shots, and it was basically that - taking offence to Ramona posting a group pic with Tinsley and without Dorinda, and then trying to call her out as a Trump supporter, but failing and tagging herself instead.
It was essentially an Instagram version of the slurring, out-of-her-mind Dorinda we occasionally get treated to on the show. And even thought the new season hasn't even started yet, it made me want her back.
I thought Ramona pretty much confirmed that she had voted for Trump in one of the reunions anyway..
I don't think she is but she's probably one of those who still think it's 'unnatural' to be gay but she's live and let live about it as @Will says..
She has, but it's still a wonderful insult to throw at someone anyway.
"You're dissing me? Well you're a Trump supporter, how about that?"
Despite not making any sense, and pretty much slurring in emoji, Dorinda still won that Insta 'battle' imo - because she *attempted* to convey the above message.