Red One (poster) acquires Gaga related dance injury.

Discussion in 'Lady Gaga' started by Red One, Mar 8, 2010.

  1. Red One

    Red One PLEASE KEISHA NO!

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    So I'm sat here watching Monique get her ACADEMY FACE on in agony with my leg in plaster thanks to a fractured knee joint and a twisted ligament all because I was ADAMANT in performing the entire 'Telephone' routine on a good friend's kitchen table last night whilst completely WANKERED.

    I feel I was just reaching a crescendo when I went flying on a stray spilt drink and landed ASKEW with a disgusting CRUNCH :confused:

    4 hours later I'm left with a hangover from hell, a cast that's more uncomfortable than Kirsten Stewart's existence and the prospect of surgery next week.

    I intend to ask DOC to ensure I leave that operating table looking EXACTLY like this;


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    I'm sure Gaga would be pleased to hear she has fans retarded enough to BREAK BONES in her honour :disco:
     
  2. Star

    Star Homo Secretary (OB)

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    Oh noes :o

    Still, what a fabulous way to fracture a knew :disco:

    Get better soon! xx
     
  3. wendy the goat

    wendy the goat PS1 Hagrid is sick of your shit

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    You silly boy :o
    did you have to tell the doctors what you were doing when you did it :D
     
  4. Diddy

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    Cause of injury: "Gaga related"
     
  5. funky

    funky INCAPABLE

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    more importantly, did you make it into A&E looking FABULOUS?
     
  6. Diddy

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    :D I'm imagining you coming out of A&E like the Paparazzi video
     
  7. Tetris-Rock

    Tetris-Rock TRAY UP, BITCH

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    Especially if he gets crutches.
     
  8. RobotBoy

    RobotBoy BANG BANG

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    Well done RED ONE. Definitely a good way to break bones.
     
  9. Red One

    Red One PLEASE KEISHA NO!

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    The first thing I did when I got hold of the crutches was hobble awkwardly through A&E envisioning my Gold robot suit and horde of FLAPPING GAY DANCERS behind me like some fabulous GAGA MARTYR.

    The reality was a BACKLESS hospital gown and a room full of unconscious 60 year old bald men covered in vomit.

    The way I explained it to the doctor was that 'We were all being silly dancing and I slipped on someone else's drink....I think I was also spinning around if I'm honest' :D

    At least I died FOR MY ART. :disco:
     
  10. Eileen

    Eileen All the better to see you with, my dear.

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    Someone I know borrowed a mate's crutches (he was already in the club) so he could re-enact the Paparazzi video in G-A-Y late. If that ain't RUBBISH I don't know what is.
     
  11. Pipo

    Pipo WEAR MY KISS

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    What's next?? Are you gonna wear a bra that spitsout flame and attempt to light a cigarette
     
  12. Lunar Foetus

    Lunar Foetus Guest

    um, i do that every day pipo
     
  13. Red One

    Red One PLEASE KEISHA NO!

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    It's so worth the RISK.
     
  14. Lunar Foetus

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    true story redone, true story

    get better soon x
     
  15. POP!

    POP! Across that county line

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    I had to go to the emergency room once because of a "Can't Get You Out of My Head"-related injury, true story :D
     
  16. Red One

    Red One PLEASE KEISHA NO!

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    :D DO TELL
     
  17. POP!

    POP! Across that county line

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    Not sure how much DETAIL you want but basically: I was listening to it on repeat and dancing, thrusting my hips, and shaking my ass (this was in private, mind you) and that night I had MASSIVE amounts of pain in the testicular area from what I assume had to do with the vast amounts of shaking involving the pelvic area. Everything ended up fine and was just really sore but thankfully nothing in that region had to be taken out. :D
     

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