NEWS: "Ride On Time" found to cure all cases of influenza

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  1. Shirley

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  2. Shirley

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    This only applies to the ORIGINAL version though. Any version featuring HEATHER SMALL on vocals may cause CANCER so BE CAREFUL
     
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    RIDE ON TIME

    SWEETIE

    RIDE RIDE ON TIME

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  4. Shirley

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    Scientists working around the clock to determine the active ingredient of "Ride On Time". Early suggestions that *disco violin* may be vital to its efficacy have proved to be incorrect after experiments using portions of the "Garage Trip Mix"
     
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    QUEEN HOLLOWAY offers her services to the cause by belting out the vocals while Korean scientists hastily record the effects on the sick.

    Early reactions are said to have been "minimal" - leading experts to believe that the track is only effective if Loleatta stands behind a curtain while a pretty black singer mimes along...
     
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    JUST IN:

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    Latest research proves that "Ride On Time" is in fact NO MATCH WHATSOEVER for BLOODY AWFUL CLOTHING
     
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    JUST IN: DISCO ARCHAEOLOGISTS make a startling discovery about the avian origins of DISCO FEVER

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    I wonder HOW "Ride On Time" cures influenza

    Could it be that people have, quite simply, upon hearing the tune, "gotta get up" ?
     
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    news: Great Gosh A'KYLIE but LOLEATTA's pre-disco SOUL GROOVES really are QUITE SOMETHING :black:

    Check out THE HOTLANTA SOUL OF

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    ooooh are you able to add any of them into Loleatta's LOFTY AFRO, Don?

    I do like a nice SOULFUL 70s VIBE
     
  13. Shirley

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    I've STUCK a couple of them RIGHT THERE
     
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    I said WALK ON BY
    WALK WALK WALK ON BY
     

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