Royal Jubilee concert

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    Pre-concert One Show THING on now, featuring Kylie :o
     
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    I do intend on watching, but the prospect of McCuntny, Jessie J, Barlow and Ed Sheeran in one show is not FUN.
     
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    Gyles Brandreth ALERT :zombie:
     
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    What's this?
     
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    Brandreth-related frippery. Warning: may contain Gyles Brandreth

    [video=youtube;AIxz6BDmTNU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIxz6BDmTNU[/video]
     
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    I liked the implication that the Military Wives will be getting BUNDLED OFF somewhere as soon as they've performed, and won't be allowed to party with the proper celebs :disco:
     
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    With any luck they'll be shoved off a cliff.
     
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    I won't lie... that stage is PRETTY COOL.
     
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    Oh god, Let Me Entertain You? It all feels a bit beyond parody (even more than Angellica Bell reporting on jubilee BIRTHING and handing out bibs).
     
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    At least we get him out of the way nice and early.
     
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    They should've had Kylie up first, with the drumming guards leading into APHRODITE :disco:
     
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    Prince Charles should be an inspiration to Diddy. Dad goes to hospital = goes to concert anywhere!
     
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    Am quite looking forward to seeing some bits of this after seeing the line up
     
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    Prince Edward looked WELL ANNOYED at that queen joke :eyes:
     
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    Is Grace Jones REALLY going to be on this, btw? :disco:
     
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    :D Charles SNEEZING at will.i.am!
     
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    YES :disco:

    List of performers/songs:

    • Madness – Our House (From roof of the palace)
    • Robbie Williams – Mack the Knife/Let Me Entertain You
    • Gary Barlow and Cheryl – Need You Now
    • Ed Sheeran – The A Team
    • Alfie Bow and Renee Fleming – Somewhere (From palace balcony)
    • Gareth Malone and Military Wives – National Anthem
    • Shirley Bassey – Diamonds are Forever
    • Tom Jones – Delilah/Mama Told Me Not To Come
    • Cliff Richard – Medley
    • Grace Jones – Slave To The Rhythm
    • Paul McCartney – Medley
    • Jessie J – Domino
    • Annie Lennox – There Must Be An Angel
    • JLS – Everybody in Love/She Makes Me Wanna
    • Alfie Boe – O Solo Mio
    • Jools Holland and Ruby Turner – You Are So Beautiful
    • Renee Fleming – Un Bel Di Vedremo
    • Lang Lang – Hungarian Rhapsody
    • Elton John – Your Song/Still Standing/Crocodile Rock
    • Gary Barlow and the Commonwealth Band featuring the Military Wives – Sing
    • Stevie Wonder – Medley
    • Kylie Minogue - Medley (including Timebomb)
     
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    Jessie J is NO replacement for Fergie :(
     
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    :o Fergie (both of them) AGOG
     
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    Oh GOD this song really did NOT need Jessie shouting all over it.
     
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    She's just SO SHIT

    Could they not have wheeled Fergie out? It's not as if there are any other Fergies at this thing
     
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    Is the Queen not there?

    Robbie Williams grabbing his crotch was most inappropriate.
     
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    Oh is that Will.i.am's new single? I wondered what it was
     
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    I can't believe The Queen hasn't rushed from her elderly husbands sick bed, to do her ROYAL STOIC DUTY and watch Jessie J's classic transatlantic hit 'Domino'.
     
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    I was just thinking 'oh this isn't HALF BAD' and then she resorts to the usual tricks.
     
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    I'm just hoping with all these Voice coaches we're getting that someone decided AGAINST inviting The Script
     
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    I've not got a fucking clue who half the people in that royal box are! Makes poor Fergie having to watch on a portable sony from a turkish jail seem even more cruel.

    I must say i do kind of like Jessie J thesedays. I mean she's a dick but there's far far worse. Her HEART'S in the RIGHT PLACE
     
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    JLS really are CRAP.
     
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    The only thing JLS are good for is rubbish sexy JB. The midget one makes me feel physically ill
     
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    Watching these fools makes me it all the worse that THE BEAST is flopping and they're still going strong.
     
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    Is Aston on steroids these days? He's developing a Craig David forehead :gross:
     
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    I was wondering why they keep performing Everybody In Love but then again they haven't really released much better stuff :(

    Though hadn't realised their last album had gone platinum
     
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    I think this might be the first time we've EVER agreed on men, Jark!

    JB is such a sexy POWER BOTTOM :horny:
     
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    That's saying something given how piss weak Everybody In Love is.
     
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    This is bound to guaranteed to send Sing to #1 next week isn't it :(
     
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    Cheryl FUCKING COLE?
     
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    Eat shit Jessie, the real VOICE is here :disco:
     
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    I'm not surprised you like him - he does have a bit of baby fat!

    "Give it up for Gary Barlow, and... CHERYL!"

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    Oh LOL at those vox :D
     

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